Biggest hack in history, "muh 50 years of putting the fish on top of the rice...

Biggest hack in history, "muh 50 years of putting the fish on top of the rice, muh skill!!" fucking kek humans are pathetic

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=tFQgWafq4yY
youtube.com/watch?v=UoOyr11tUnw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

t. Roastie

What do you expect from fucking Nips.

It take 25 year to make egg taste ok

Juan Likes Rice and Chicken is the better documentary

13 year master to put soy sauce on plate!!

i got called an asshole for making fun of this movie

seriously how hard is it to make sushi there's no cooking involved

>me op doesn't massage his octopus for 13 hours before eating

Is this post-Sasso?

>take slab of raw fish
>put on top of ball of boiled rice

Truly a visionary genius

Yeah it's fucking ridiculous. How the hell can you get Michelin stars for sushi? It's like getting Michelin stars for making sandwiches.

>there's no cooking involved
Cooking or cookery is the art, technology and craft of preparing food for consumption with or without the use of heat.

t. Uncultired Ameriniggers who have 0 Michelin stars to their names

You literally do not understand the art in mastering your craft.

I don't trust asians, not since pearl harbor.

How can one people be so cruel and perverted?
and even after we warned them twice all they spend their days doing is drawing squids raping schoolgirls and making cruel game shows.

Sometimes God's light comes in 50 megaton increments. That's all I'm saying we should finish the job we started.

Soon we'll have michelin stars for doing microwaved pizza

Itt takeu whole life to makeu raw fish on rice

Lol Kubric was a fucking hack
Like, he just had to press record
"muh skillz"

>aka: Hiro Dreams of Duping Gaijins

Reminds me of another Hiro you might've heard of

kek

>father took me here as part of a graduation gift to nippon
>tfw the ramen in a place in a rundown basement down the street was way more delicious
Sushi is definitely a meme. It was good don't get me wrong, but you're just paying for a retarded premium.
Wagyu beef is worth the hype though.

>cook
kʊk
verb
1.
prepare (food, a dish, or a meal) by mixing, combining, and heating the ingredients.

>japs commit unspeakable war crimes
>americans pardon them so that they can reap the benefits of their inhuman acts

>It take 25 year to make egg taste ok
t. pretentious elitist idiot

Keep your fancy restaurants to yourself. I'd rather eat a good burger or a good steak. Maybe it's "stereotypical". I don't care. It's good.

Quiet, you. This is a concerted effort by larping libtards who want you to believe Sup Forums is full of white supremacists.

food is about good food, period - it aint a fuckin talent show, regardless of what the food network would have you believe.

is the best musician that guitar guy who plays it behind his head or with his teeth?

If it's so easy, why don't you try it?

>being a fat american with no culture

I guess you didn't actually watch the movie lol he literally admits to that at the end of it.

Unspeakable war crimes by trying to civilize the rest of Asia? Unspeakable war crimes by standing up to the international Jewery currently pushing untold levels of degeneracy in Western nations? Unspeakable war crimes by cultivated an ethnically pure, technologically advanced, highly capable and proud nation? Okay, Schlomo.

But sushimen don't play guitars, they play triangles in your analogy

real chefs play guitars

Step 1: steam rice
Step 2: roll it up
Step 3: put fish on top (no need to cook it lol)

Well, at least I enjoy what I eat. Keep pretending you like your tasteless shit so you can feel fancy.

i bet you hate samplers too

>20 years to fold rice
LMAO

Samplers are for niggers with no musical talent

It's hard as fuck to get the rating that's the point of it all

you're still focusing on the person instead of the product, thereby missing the point.

haha okay

I'll stab a nigger for a spicy tuna roll right now

Not necessarily. To use samples well you need to either know some music theory or have a very good ear, which is a talent in itself.

Because the product made by the 2 mentioned persons are different

it doesn't matter if fish on top of rice tastes good, it's not difficult and it's nothing legendary like the documentary try to sell, that's the point

>japan
>not the most degenerate country in history

Apparently all you need to do is put raw fish on top of rice

>trivializing craftsmanship, art and achievements to feel better about having no marketable talents yourself

No one is going to fall for your bait. Pre atomic bombs japs were evil as fuck.

I wonder what porn would be on those tapes

>le we saved the japs by bombing them amerinigger meme
Don't you have a BLM rally to attend or a Confederate statue to topple, you faggot kike enabler?

Do you know nothing about history?
Did you think I was speaking about the present?

Makes me want to watch this ridiculousness again.
Just to see how insane people are, literally getting bamboozled so hard they start believing rice balls are the most intricate and complex "cuisine" ever invented

those aren't tapes. Japan has many vending machines that sell schoolgirls panties, used.

>We have secret rice storing method to keep rice perfect
All they did was put rice in a pot and put another pot on top of it as a weight

why is american food culture so fucking abhorrent?

>craftsmanship
Bet you consider this craftsmanship too and deserving of the same praise as Michelangelo, Da Vinci and others

this movie is about the impossibility of inheriting a legacy - deserved or not - it's really about fathers and sons.

Yeah and America has packs of feral niggers rioting in the streets daily, remind me again which country is the uncivilized one?

>many
Not really, there are a few mostly hidden away in shady porn stores, or dens of degeneracy like Takarajima.

nothing 'degenerate' about buying underwear baka

japanese used underwear market on the other hand..

I'm pretty sure it is about the rice balls

I mean, the super secret rice balls

Agreed. I preferred Jiro Nightmares Of Assrape.

Because they come from England.

they make me very angry because i am stupid

shut up weeb. I hope North Korea finishes what we started.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Typical Amerinigger, when confronted with a truth he cannot refute his brain degresses to animalistic violence.

Craftmanship? Yes.
Deserving of the same praise as Da Vinci? No.

It seems like your bitter worldview has forced you into believing that something has to be the most technically complex to be worthy of any praise, which is what I used to think when I was 13.

Good sushi is impressive because the preparation is very simple and limited. It's up to the chef to set the taste apart using only the rice cooking method, wasabi ratio and quality/cut of fish.

>impossibility of inheriting a legacy
This is important to me right now. Any other movies/books you would recommend that touch on the subject?

So tiring listening to you plywood house living white niggers bleat about anything you're fundamentally unable to comprehend. You're cavemen compared to many cultures on the planet and you're not clever enough to know it.

youtube.com/watch?v=tFQgWafq4yY

My diary, desu.

where are you from then you bow legged buck tooth weeb pussy?

>shut up weeb. I hope North Korea finishes what we started.
I don't. I hope East Asia fucking claims the planet. Whites have great fashion and architecture, but holy fuck do they like brown cum on their children, and I'm not fond of that, and because I live in a democracy, I'm severely outvoted.

I said inheriting a legacy not inheriting the dick.

No, the documentary literally puts the fish as legendary status, it's not just "any praise"

And in this case the dish is so simple the only "thing" that should be praised for is nature and the salmon

It's like me serving you a good banana and you praising me

user, this whole documentary and restaurant is just dumb gourmetzation

>no dorky qt uncoordinated Japanese gf

This

East Asia is the future, they don't cuck to niggers or Jews and maintain orderly societys comprised of well-educated citizens

Modern white culture has become nigger tier

>I don't trust asians, not since pearl harbor.

Are you like 400 years old?

>not understanding the asian menace

>I don't trust asians, not since pearl harbor.
Oh, so you trusted asians BEFORE pearl harbor? What's it like being 85 years old? How did you find this website?

This is now a goofy Japanese girls being cute and attempting to play basketball on a gameshow thread

The japs and their "sushi industry" are retarded. Thats why theres so many sushi places in other countries now. People wanted to make sushi but didnt want to deal with the old jap rules where you have to wash rice and pick your ass for 7 years before even being able to touch a fish.

> other restaurants massage their squids for an hour
> we do it for two hours

That's a Michelin star right there!

>How did you find this website?
Sup Forums has been mentioned in the news like a billion times in the last few years, this isn't some secret hangout anymore

Lul

East asians are predisposed to evil, just like germans.

it's meant to make us question why some of us spend put so much effort in making food for other people

how come sjws don't chastise japs about ww2 but shout at every chance of HITLER! at white people? seriously just asking.

t. my great grandfather died in the Bataan Death March

That's ridiculous, someone should invent a machine for that.

Damn, they're so cute.

Michelin star revoked

Whats good sushi anons?

They pretend America were the evil ones for throwing the atomic bombs.

I had more respect for the fish dealers desu, that seemed like a harder and more important job. I bet they get paid way less than he does too.

He was very cool, yeah. They should make a documentary about him.

post japan culture kino
youtube.com/watch?v=UoOyr11tUnw

Yellowtail, Spanish mackerel and fatty tuna are my favorites.

superior nippon autism-kino coming through

Red Snapper is good; I like any salmon, salmon avocado rolls are my favorite commonly available ones. I also like the rolls with tempura shrimp in them, the place near me calls them dynamite rolls.

the whole documentary was one hour longer than it needed to be
he says the main point during the first half hour and then he just keeps saying it again with shots of him looking pensive

It takes just as long to learn how to make sushi as is does just about anything else you'd serve in an average restaurant.

I've never watched this film, so I can't judge. I just remember getting a 1 star review because some dumb americunt watched it and then came into our restaurant thinking our Americanized sushi made by ex-cons, college dropouts and Filipino immigrants was going to be anywhere close to Jiros

Japan is proof that mystifying bullshit will make people fall for it, especially Westerners. I find it fascinating and even slightly admirable that they managed to con so many weebs into believing their crap is special or requires any sort of talent when even a fucking monkey could slap a piece of raw fish on a ball of rice.

>sushi made by ex-cons, college dropouts and Filipino immigrants was going to be anywhere close to Jiros
The sad thing is, it is probably just as good as Jiro's. You just need to hire an old Asian man to serve it up and act egotistical so everyone will kiss his ass over his mystical sushi making powers.