Now the Alt-Right (a.k.a apparently us) has been officially recognized as the Dark Evil Army of Doom working for Satan himself, Donald "Justlikehitler" Trump, we can finally drop the mask and act evil as much as you want.
What evil things did you do today, user ?
Me, I refused to take an hitchhiker going to the same direction, even if I could totaly have taking him.
MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !
Let's hear your evil deeds user. Remember, we're eeeeeeeeeeeevil !
What ? Nothing ?
user, you dissapoint me ! I command you to go outside and do something evil.
I didn't wipe my ass after taking a shit
I didn't say thank you to the cashier after she gave me the receipt.
Saw a picture of a cute chick sucking a black cock so I photoshopped it to a white dick
youtube.com
Heres a video of me reacting to the 2012 election! Look how tough and evil I am!
The funniest part is that no one can accurately describe what exactly the alt-right is.
Stop fapping to your brothers cock
I left the toilet seat up.
I made pancakes for my neighbors, but I didn't give them any syrup!
Pretty fucking evil.
fuck off with those stale YGOTAS memes. frog.
I replaced my trans friends hormones with cyanide capsules.
I pulled up to a stop sign at an empty intersection and didn't come to a complete stop.
Now why is this?
>Donald "Justlikehitler" Trump
Maybe it's because I'm drunk but I feel like I should get this tattooed on my forehead.
that's because it doesn't exist user.
that's the most evil part of all.
This is by design. Liberals are trained to avoid facts, figures, and statistics whenever possible and rely entirely on lies and emotional pleas.
This is especially obvious with civilian disarmament, as the liberal is indoctrinated and instructed to avoid facts when making feels-based arguments.
nraila.org
Being able to define what "alt-right" is doesn't help (((them))) because definitions cannot be as easily altered at will to fit any scenario necessary for their agendas. It's about feels, and what a liberal feels is feeely enough.
I always felt it was Republicans without the Jesus and Jew worship.
i had a racis thought
no, its a good idea. you should go and do that right now
Because the alt-right isn't sure what exactly it is. I would go even as far to say that the alt-right is made of both Liberals and Conservatives alike because it's so loosely defied. I have my own definition of the alt-right but as I mentioned before different people have different definitions that somehow manage to have both huge similarities and huge differences at the same time.
>Cashier tells me to have a nice day
>I don't
>Door was labelled "Pull"
>I pushed
MOMS GONNA FREAK
You have a point, but the alt-right exists because of the leftist non-factual name calling.
>Sign on escalator says "Dogs must be carried"
>I get on without a dog
>go on Sup Forums
>post something other than my genuine opinion for keks
I flipped off a hippie today
He apologized to me and rolled over like a dog
Who else #evil here?
When I go out to eat under the tip section of the check I write "Get a better job."
AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE
I slept in until 1:00pm today.
Pic related
Just 1:00 and just today? I sleep until after 2pm everyday.
Video related I guess: youtube.com
lol nice psuedo-science. Did that feel therapeutic typing out, Cletus?
This title, the "Alt-Right", is never going to stick.
Never.
There is no such thing as "Alt-right" because I am an Independent.
I don't believe in Right or Left.
It's all an illusion to divide the idiots that fall for it.
So, how can I be an "Alt-right", when I am an Independent?
No, we just tell the Truth.
Thus, we are Politically Incorrect.
We always tell the truth, no matter how politically incorrect it is.
I told a feminist that I like her, because she looks like a man. And only she answer me if she is ugly and I told her yes.
Equality is bullshit. Hierarchy is essential. The races are different. The sexes are different. Morality matters and degeneracy is real. All cultures are not equal and we are not obligated to think they are. Man is a fallen creature and there is more to life than hollow materialism. Finally, the white race matters, and civilisation is precious. This is the Alt-Right.
I told a family member I'd mail a package for them yesterday but I was too lazy and when I went into the post office today to mail it it was closed so now it won't be mailed until Monday.
I MADE MOM FREAK
>was driving down near a school
>ball flew from behind school fence
>falls on street
>slam breaks
>take ball
>see fat kid standing stupid from mirror as i drive away
>picking up hiker
>get mugged
its common sense
>mfw being right-wing is cool and rebellious now.
>literally takin pills to change gender kills you
I was walking down the alley to a store. There was some neckbeard that clearly doesn't know that when you're walking on the road it's safer to walk against the flow of traffic.
Death surely awaits him.
So instead of pointing out his erroneous ways I just kept my mouth shut and carried on.
I masturbated despite trying to kick the habit
going cold turkey never works.
just try to do it less, until you have long stretches inbetween faps
so once a week, once every 2 weeks, etc etc
>Donald "Justlikehitler" Trump
>Many have drawn the red string of incrimination between the portraits of Donald and Adolf in recent weeks (helped by Trump’s ex revealing the collection of Third Reich biographies at his bedside). It’s a lazy comparison, sure, but not quite as lazy as what we’re accustomed to. I took some time out to visit some neo-Nazi sites (where Self-pity and Self-aggrandizement go to make very ugly babies) to read transcripts of speeches given by the Fuhrer, and I can report: whatever else you may say of him, he was capable of talking in sentences.
poleandpaddy.com
I didn't seed a torrent.
I gassed 6 gorillion puppies because I hated the color of their fur
>get sandwich from Jimmy John's
>cashier says "have a nice day!"
>I have a bad day instead
LITERALLY
SATANIC
>be contrarians
>mainstream identifies you as contrarians
>get mad
Well I can't say I'm surprised
I masturbated to a cute 2d girl that didnt want to lose her virginity. That's right; i took pleasure witnessing a virgin and pure 2d getting raped and abused
>Be contrarian
>Be outed as contrarian
>Deny being contrarian
THESE BARS AREN'T HERE TO KEEP ME IN, THEY'RE HERE TO KEEP YOU OUT
My Neo-Nazi boots are made out of Jewish baby skins. My red laces, our of their entrails.
lied about how many gudboipoints i had to mummy and got extra tendies
>see girl with boyfriend
>walk up
>start chatting up
>"never seen someone so beautiful before"
>"wanna come with me for a while?"
>girl is super pissed, but holds boyfriend back
>tells me she already has a boyfriend
>look her dead in the eye
>"I wasn't talking to you, cunt"
L U C I F E R I A N S U B T E R F U G E
Today I was overchanged at the store and I got away with an extra quid!
I didn't go back!
Now that store owner will have sleepless nights wondering where it could have gone!
Me may never know!
Muahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa....
Hahaha beat this faggots, I drove 10 miles over the speed limit home after drinking a light beer!
>See a lesbian couple at my store looking for something
>Don't ask if they need help
>Someone else does a second later
YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND MY FUCKED UP EXISTENCE
post your rarest nazi frog!
Look at the time, we need to get going.
Where were you when Vince McMahon and WWE joined forces with Donald Trump?
i told some kids there was a charizard about 1km back and it was gonna despawn soon so they better run in the hot hot sun.
Haha
Achmed bringing the bantz
>Doesn't say rare nazi frog in pic
FAKE!
I got two free cases of beer because my cashier forgot to scan them. I started to lift them out of the cart and she stopped me and said she could use the handheld scanner so I wouldn't have to lift them out of the cart. She forgot.
I caught some people picking saw palmetto berries in a state park today. I reported them to the ranger station and then 15 minutes later police showed up and arrested the illegals. Wait that's a good deed isn't it?
>leaving house with mom
>she asks me to check if the bathroom light is on
>go and check
>it's off
>turn it on
>"yeah mom it's off"
>*snigger*
SOMEBODY STOP ME
There's nothing evil about being an Indian.
Someone asked me where the liquor store was and I gave them directions to a local church.
MUWAHAHAHHA
I smoked some "Mary Jane" drugs last night and watched some movies. Now I have AIDS.
I like this.
Marik Ishtar did nothing wrong.
TRUMP - ISHTAR 2016
>What evil things did you do today, user ?
didn't respond to a shitty short message my mom send me. in my defense: it was really pointless and stupid to even answer that bullshit.
>Vote Shillary or you're part of the fucking dark army of nazis
Yeah, nah.
I said hi to a shitskin buttdriver
bus I didn't mean it!
When a girl I like asked me how I was, I said "not bad" even though I was actually doing pretty badly. Thinking of turning myself in as I can't take the guilt of such a lie.
>ordered 3 chicken tender deal
>got 5 instead
>didn't tell them
I'm sure I have a 666 somewhere on me
Waistline.
I pirated a movie after just watching it, instead of buying another ticket
LMAO
Also I had impure thoughts about a 2d girl that wasn't my waifu.
Yes, that's what normal people actually think
I make sure I dont flush the urinals in public restrooms, and I leave the seat down while I pee if its a toilet!
>school zone speed limit 25
>I drive roughly 27
HAHAHAHA NOBODY IS SAFE
Fucking quality
So it's you, you bastard!
>go to restaurant with friend
>excuse myself to go to the bathroom and say I'll be right back
>play a Pokemon game on my phone for 20 minutes straight
>had 20 minutes of blissful entertainment while he had 20 minutes of boredom sitting around feeling uneasy wondering what the fuck I'm doing
>this was obviously all part of my elaborate plan and he is completely blind to my dazzling shenanigans
>come back
>"dude, what took you so long"
>tell him I simply had a bad case of diarrhea
>"o-okay..."
>he buys that bullshit, no further questions asked like a good little roach.
>realize that he truly is only a pawn in my game
>after we leave I think about more mischievous and sinister schemes that I can trap him in on my way home
>mfw his torment hasn't even begun
t. "things that never happened"
MWAHAHAHAHA! Damned straight sonny!
...
this is a solid framework.
Eh that's just dumb, doesn't accomplish anything. Do it to fuckin bums, at least waitresses work their ass off.
Tho if they don't try tell them to fuck right off