What is the Night King's tax policy?

What is the Night King's tax policy?

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Or his motives for that matter.

What fun is a villain who doesn't say a single word?

Flat tax

>Night King finally speaks
>has a faggy high pitched voice

100% tax on the living. Paid in blood naturally

It would all "trickle" down
Classic Reganomics

he has a cockney accent

I bet he's a hardcore communist.

What's his winter fuel deduction policy?

Taxes violate the NAP. And so do walls who were built without the consent of everybody involved.

NK is stalin, take a guess

everyone is a zombie and gives their property to the government
i.e. communism :^)

> And so do walls who were built without the consent of everybody involved.

The wall was built on the Starks' private property you fucking commie

the chain scene implies communism

Very high emissions tax

He has a simple 9% flat tax on all purchases, income tax, and corporate operating taxes.

>the night kings army approaches the wall
>the nights watch and wildlings stand atop the wall dumping wildfire over his armies
>he rides in on his dragon, knocking down the wall and flooding westeros with violent undead
>he speaks his first words
>"fuck drumpf"

>building a giant wall that deprives the white walkers from accessing the rest of the realm does not violate the NAP

He just wants your first born child as tax

The north is the Starks' private property, building on your own private property does not violate anything. Stop being a fucking retard.

This. No tax on the White Walkers and a flat 20% tax on the wights.

Well to be fair he actually kind of is. Everybody is equal in death.

russian

>lives with his mother and has never had to build anything on his own property

What's his immigration policy?

Do you even know what anarcho capitalism is? It seems to me you're just regurgitating memes you don't understand.

>Night King finally meets Bran face to face
>Night King finally speaks

>"ice to meet you"

"Mr. Snow tear down this wall!"

>implying it's not an act of aggression to deny someone access to the realm when the rest of the realm never consented in the first place

Can't wait for this cuck to be manhandled by Arya "QT" Stark.

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The Seven Kingdoms are an Evil Empire

>Arya "QT" Stark.
>Arya "Quasimodos twin" Stark

>it's just a prank dude

Non-dead populace can either die or pay jizya tax

>from my point of view the living are evil

Kek

certainly better than Hillary's, am I right or am I right?

you're alt right :^)

>Night King finally speaks
>"My name is Jeff"

Please make this happen

woah dude nice meme

>Bran freaks out and demands to know why he is doing this
>"Woah chill out man!"

C'mon don't be like that. Admit that you chuckled at least a bit at the thought of it.

>Bran points out that this isn't funny
>"Sorry, I was just trying to break the ice"

i chuckled at your response

i would forgive their all and every sins if D&D end the last episodes of GoT with just shitty ice puns, cut to black and never ever talk about it or comment on it in any way or fashion.

They'd make history

>Night Kang finally meeting Jon Snow
>he opens his mouth
>does his best 2pac voice
>"So tell me, why you sweat a motherfucker like me?"

pulling some shit like this would be what i'd be doing if i was filthy rich

Things like: produce a finely crafted trilogy of some genre like romantic comedy, let fall millions of people fall in love with the first two movies and then end the last movie with 30minutes of pure fucking psycho thriller

seriously what the fuck is the NK's motive

is his only goal to kill all humans or some stupid shit like that

or like
writing a book series that gets super famous so you get rich off it and then you just don't write the final book because you already struck gold and the fans are shit anyway

....holy shit

he is a leftist communist pig

>end the movie on just 10 minutes of news footage of 9/11

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Kek

his assets were frozen

Undead Anarchist Horde policy

hehe

>was, quite literally the perfect NK
>make up artist was, quite literally top-tier in their ability to do the job

>fire Richard Brake for some rinkydink redditor stunt guy at a fraction of the pay
>fire original makeup artist and install some fucking intern, who seems more interested in making NK look like fucking Jack Frost than an imposing creature.

What did HoBO and D&D mean by this?

Underrated imo

>The Night King finally gets to talk
>it's Mr Freeze all over again, complete with Arnold's Austrian accent
>"I came from beyond the Wall to kick some ice"
>"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
>"Sorry for crashing your cool party"

-all hail the undead immigrants

>s8
>there's cultural difference between the people of westeros and the undead
>a boy from the north and an undead girl will fall in love

Preferebly voiced by the guy playing Sri Sombachi

>what killed the dragons?
>the ice age!
>throws another ice spike at dany's dragons

They can take a fucking boat if they want. But they better stay out of Stark lawn or they'll get a dragon guided recreative nuke.

KEKED

>surrounds Jon's group in that frozen lake
>"I like you meatbags the way I like my drinks: on the rocks!"

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he only takes cold hard cash