Barkeep

>barkeep
>gimme a beer

>bar is not full of obnoxious fucking teenagers
>is a calm comfy place with bartender just shining the glasses

I know right, television is so unrealistic

why do underage autists have such a problem with this? This is perfectly normal to ask

>"coffee"
>cream and sugar
>"yeah"

First, do Americans put actual cream in their coffee instead of milk?
Second, are they not trusted to put in their own sugar?
Third, who just asks "sugar?" and not "How many sugars?", especially in the country with the biggest problem with sugar.

>What are ya having?
>The usual

>scene changes to villain
>villain is an older white person listening to classical music while staring out the window

>This is perfectly normal to ask
>go subway
>"sandwich artist"
>"gimme a sandwich"
Perfectly normal to ask

Only psychopaths listen to classical music

Welcome to America

>going to a bar with more than one beer on tap.
Who does this?

>i'll have a coke

literally everyone

I've never seen a bar with less than 3 on tap. At least 1 bitter, 1 lager and 1 cider.

>girl and guy chatting to each other in a bar
>stare at each other for 10 seconds
>cuts to sex scene

>filmed in NYC
>everything happens in times square and central park

Pretty realistic as far I can tell, what's wrong with that?

>"I'll drink beer if it's a Corona™

>phone conversation comes to a close
>hangs up without saying "bye"

.......

>scary movie
>immediately establish that there is no signal wherever they are.

>still SEETHING they didn't drink Corona in F8

Cider is not beer, if you want a cider you ask for a cider

Don't be an autist, bro

>detectives walk into bar
>bartender wiping down bar
>"have you seen this man?"

>"yeah, he came in here 2 Fridays ago. He was wearing a red sweater and a black leather jacket. He looked preoccupied. Ordered a whiskey sour, first one I made all night. Then he started chatting up this young blonde in a blue cocktail dress. If my memory serves me right they left around 10pm in his black 2014 Nissan Altima. Said they were headed back to his place at 305 Main Street for a night cap. Well anyway, Sorry guys, that's all I know. Wish I could be more help. But we get hundreds of people coming in here a night, heh."

if you go to a bar and ask for a beer they will just give you a standard pils, whatever they usually serve

I'd buy this one on occasion, though. My best friend would go to this burger place in Boston, Griddlers, so many times a week and order the same thing (fried chicken sandwich and small fries) that they pretty much started making his order as soon as he walked in the door.

What's autistic about that?

lol

If you want anything, you ask for it. You don't just say "cider". That's the whole point of this thread.

In here you do, not even joking

Fucking kek

What backwards country are you from?

>barkeep
>pleas fug my fartbox till i do a poopoo rofl XD
>the barkeep actually fugs teh anuse

Check my digits

>backwards
Finland. Our language doesn't even have a word for please lel

I know right?
Happens with me all the time for no reason.

KEK

it's half cream and half milk
stupid europoor

If you ask for a beer they just give you the one on tap people usually ask for

what a backwards fucking country

>>"sandwich artist"

lmao

underrated pic

>>"sandwich artist"

Is he going to draw you a fucking sandwich?

...

I always wanted to try this.

>Sit down
>bartender approaches
>Can I get you something to drink?
>Gimme a beer
>Any... particular kind?
>Just gimme a beer
>Sir we have 6 on draft and--
>Gimme a scotch

fucking kek
>i never forget which drink i made

This thread made me want some coffee, gonna brew me a pot of lavazza in my French press and drink it with a tbsp of plain creamer, mm

...

>pack of cigarettes please

>21
>walk into bar
>never tried scotch before, decide to order one
>bartender goes deep into details about all the scotch brands he has
>"idk dude, Ive never had scotch. Just gimmie something good"
>get this look
>spill spaghetti as I tumble my way towards the exit

Bartender was a cunt
Most places will usually just give you the most popular if you haven't tried something before

underage please leave

My sides