Suck my dick or you're off the pic

>suck my dick or you're off the pic
What did he mean by this?

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being a b-list actress is a hard life

>its...its like something out of a greek myth, this power...corrupting me...

god what a fucking dramatic fag

if this surprised any one of you, you have to be a retard. I assumed and moved on that this was a thing during buffy like season 3?

Lol what an alpha cuck lol

I do hope more comes out about this story, names in particular, but you know Hollywood is calling in every favour (((they're))) owed to make sure it's contained.

>If you're a feminist you need to show me your clitoris

>Show me your hole, you get a good role.

quick run down on what happened to this cuck?

a hard knock life, you might say

All the women on this 2014 'frequent collaborators' list will tell you who he slept with

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>You ever been raped ?

Let me know when someone other than twatter and Sup Forums care.

Joss "Lick it clean or I cut your scene" Whedon

What is with the creepy style of portrait that highlights all the pigmentation in your skin that seems to be everywhere now

>Hollywood elitist men drone on and on for years about how white men are toxic and blame us for the non-existent sexism in the normal workplace
>LITERALLY HAS A FUCKING CASTING COUCH
I hope every one of these "liberal" "men" gets exposed and has thier career ruined

Joss "Get on the mattress or you'll stay a waitress" Whedon

These nu-male elitists want to show how "sensitive" and "caring" they are. They are "allies" to the feminist cause and they want to expose poor, working class, white males for the rapists that they are. But first they need to fuck thier young and desperate female employees.

Joss "We're both feminist allies and I'm rich, so open those thighs you fucking bitch" Whedon

Whedonism: hedonism obscured by a veneer of feminism

...

>You might not like what I write for your character if you don't bend over and let my bull ravage ya

I found this image upsetting.

It's not that hard. You just have to learn to suck dick.

>Called himself a feminist
>Raped Michelle Trachtenberg from age 15-18 until he got a younger fleshlight
>Got exposed

>Sorry, let me rephrase the question then; why do you write strong female characters if the actress has sex with you or your bull?

I figured it out. These "feminists" believe that every other man is just like them, inherently sexist and depraved. Their lives revolve around sex and objectifying women so they project their own faults onto everyone else. Because they can't admit the fault lies with them personally.
Listen to this cunt "it was like a greek tragedy" as if joss, don't try to sugar coat your obsession, everyone can see right through you. You're just an animal taking advantage of your position to get some easy poon.

Living the dream.

>fool lefties into thinking you are one of them
>make hundreds of millions off them
>be a total pig to women in reality

>Christina Hendricks is on there
He better not have.

cunny is truly the mana of hollywood isnt it

Considering what we now know about Stephen Collins, he should have gotten an Emmy for his acting in this scene.

He should have gotten a reward for his restraint in this situation.

He probably banged that girl with the extra chromosomes, too.

>implying you wouldnt

she like 16 in that scene, is all good

Is it true that Sup Forums is the only place that cares about the Whedoning and that nobody but a few feminists and the people who owned his fansite gives a shit?

>Joss "Listen and believe unless it's about me" Whedon

feminist sleep around tooo

>If you want a pension you better show my bulls big cock some special attention

Has he actually said this?

Jizz Welldone (you've got the role)

source of show?

source?

Apparantly, to his now ex wife.
Not only does he project his own flaws on others, and judges those for it, he pretends he lacks those same flaws as well, and tries to make excuses or make it sound like he was a victim to his own baser "needs" even while confessing his sins is what I get from this.

So, is Joss the new Sup Forums king now? Poor Dan.

>>Raped Michelle Trachtenberg from age 15-18
lucky nigger

His head is absolutely fuckhuge compared to his skinny af shoulders

Joss "I made season six to fuck more teen chicks" Whedon

We need one more for a holy trinity

>“When I was running Buffy, I was surrounded by beautiful, needy, aggressive young women. It felt like I had a disease, like something from a Greek myth. Suddenly I am a powerful producer and the world is laid out at my feet and I can’t touch it.”

Was it autism?

Joss "if you want the role you'll grease my pole" Whedon
Joss "give me your muffy and you'll be on Buffy" Whedon
Joss "if her name's Eliza I'll come inside her" Whedon
Joss "I put my tallywhacker inside Amy Acker" Whedon

>Joss "I don't write about young sexy girls because I don't want to not fuck young sexy girls" Whedon

>Joss "I put my tallywhacker inside Amy Acker" Whedon

TAKE IT BACK

Lies LIES

what's next for Joss "suck my cock, take the hollywood walk" Whedon

Joss "Looking for Stardom? Take Care of My Hard On" Whedon

>Tell my wife and I'll end your characters life

He probably did pound Acker too.

That kind of annoys me.

Joss "Looking for work? Give me a jerk" Whedon.

No he didn't
All hints indicate it was others
My bets are on Dushku and all others are uncertain but way more likely, including Carpenter and Anya, maybe Willow...

Based Joss is so based. So jelly of him.

>If you convince dumb fanboys we didn't fuck I'll let you lick my toes in the makeup truck

This reads like something straight out of Lolita.

Joss "speaking part in season 6 if you simply sick my dick" Whedon

Marsters was the one who wrote a song about Willow.

Yes, his pedo media cohorts protected him. None of this was in the MSM. Just imagine if a famous conservative got caught doing this. You would literally never hear the end of it. SNL and Colbert would do sketches. A week's worth of "thinkpieces" would be blogged. The guy would be completely ostracized. Eventually he would be forced into a struggle session before becoming an unperson.

Joss probably won't be doing his feminist shtick any time soon. But don't worry, another nu-male Hollywood pedo will come around to tell you that (You) are a sexist and that you need to be ashamed and give up your job.

Joss "if you keep this confidential I'll cast you as a Potential" Whedon
Joss "I still didn't fuck Felicia, even I have standards" Whedon

>Josh "I got a job, but it blows" Whedon

>believing everything an ex wife says about her ex husband
come on Sup Forums i know you like gossip and hate joss whedon but you are choosing to believe embellishments at this point

Joss "I'll write you a quip, now suck on my dick" Whedon

That reads like something a sociopath would shit out to justify shit.

>Joss "Nobody will believe your lies on youtube because your anatomy has a fellopian tube" Whedon

My money is on Dushku, Carpenter and Glau. I feel like Hannigan is a wild card. Might have fucked her, might not have

Nice

"I added you to justice league, so get down on your knees"

>Joss "Germaine Greer is my favourite author, why don't you girls finger each other?" Whedon

>Joss "Cum once for virginity, twice for Serenity" Whedon

>Joss "I cast Summer Glau, don't tell my wife how" Whedon

>Joss "you can't be an actress without using my mattress" Whedon

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Joss "on my rim you be feeding or your role won't be leading" Whedon

>Joss "break the glass ceiling and I'll have your ass reeling" Whedon

7th Heaven you underage faggots

Joss "Eliza Dushku? Sure, I'll fuck you" Whedon.

Jesus Christ...

So who knocked Day up?

>Joss "I'm such a skeezian, hero to Sarkeesian" Whedon

>Joss "based as ANTIFA while boffing Anita" Whedon

>In many ways I was the HEIGHT of normal, in this culture. We’re taught to be providers and companions and at the same time, to conquer and acquire — specifically sexually — and I was pulling off both!
Jesus fucking Christ, he was raised by a mor-
>He always had a lot of female friends, but he told me it was because his mother raised him as a feminist, so he just liked women better. He said he admired and respected females, he didn’t lust after them
Nevermind

pic related

no

No you see, he was thought regular normal everyday views and values, just like everyone else. It's just that he's a fucking animal who can only think with his dick so when prime pussy became available to him he immediatly took advantage of his position and smashed. Of course, this went against what he had been thought, but instead of thinking to himself "Gee golly, I'm fucked in the head." he went "Wow, every guy is like this, we are disgusting."
And then he virtue signaled and did a lot of mental gymnastics to "excuse" his behaviour to himself for years.
You can't blame women for everything, this is entirely on him.

It was about Dawn.

It was Dushku. I think Amy, Hannigan and Glau were on the "emotional" fair side of it. Meaning he wanted to fuck them but couldn't close the deal.

>Dushku
>taking anything other than canine dick

yes sir

Joss "want the role, take it up the hole" whedon
Joss "stop being bitter, let me do you up the shitter" whedon
Joss "you got the other actresses beat if you rub me off with your feet" whedon
Joss "stop me before I rape again, I'm begging you" whedon

Hot

Why is she so perfect?

wait are you saying that those two pictures aren´t just photo shops mend to make them look creepy that was made by someone here on Sup Forums but actually professional photos that they themselves paid for?
holy shit. that is like some pure twilight zone stuff

Few artistic professions have falters so much as photography since the invention of digital.

>raised by a feminist
>so he liked women better
How telling

Yup. A lack of a good male role model feeds the so called "toxic masculinity" more than anything.

All the feminist upbringing does is make young men want to conquer, demean and control them. They feel guilt about it, sure, but their issues overcome them when they are able to. Joss is a perfect example of it.

pedophilla

Literally hiding behind feminism

You'll have to wait for Xander to get JUST enough to write a book.

Probably the least surprising "shocking reveal" of all time. Everyone knows he went full egomaniac after buffy. Just like his ex said, he dreams of being Mr. Hollywood and banging a girl just because she needs an acting job.

Its like when you find out some twitter white knights who create entire personas about them being 'allies' for whatever cause only to find them arrested for kiddie porn a few years down the road. ANYONE who virtue signals as aggressively as Joss has done for years, is desperate to hide who he truly is.

Joss "I'll fight for women's rights if you let me put my hand up your rights" Whedon.