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First for Poi

Thinking of getting myself some chocolate. I'm sure it'll be fine if I restrict myself to one or two delicious unhealthy things per week from this point forward.

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And thus you fell down the slippery slope.

> I'm sure it'll be fine if I restrict myself to one or two delicious unhealthy things per week from this point forward
Can you do that though?
For me it's either all or nothing

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I'll never know if I don't try. Maybe I'll keep a record in a text file on my desktop or something.
The worst part is I'm craving some German chocolate I've only ever had a few times that you can't get in Ireland. It's delicious, white and bubbly, and there's nothing quite like it over here.

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>white chocolate
>delicious

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>Maybe I'll keep a record in a text file on my desktop or something
I have an app where I write down the calorie count of each item I eat during the day and how much more I can eat to not go over my limit, it's quite useful, might be worth taking a look at.
>I'm craving some German chocolate I've only ever had a few times that you can't get in Ireland
The only thing that would come to mind is Milka?

They sell Milka in Aldi IIRC so it wouldn't be hard to get some here.

Then I'm not sure what you mean by "bubbly"

After a bit of searching, I've found that what I'm thinking of is called the Trumpf Aero. I knew that it had Aero in the name and was unrelated to the nestlé Aero.

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>Trumpf
FUCKING DRUMPF

>bubby chocolate
>named Aero
>unrelated to the nestlé Aero
This seems like a trademark violation.

On a related note why was Aero so much better when it came in paper and foil? The old shape was much better too.

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Everything coming in plastic packaging is pumped full of shit dude

>This seems like a trademark violation.
This is probably such a minimal source of income for Nestlé that they can't be bothered to take them to court and there is no way that a small company such as Trumpf could take Nestlé to court and win either

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I was under the impression big companies had to sue, even if unsuccessfully, to protect their brand name?

>small company such as Trumpf
But he's the leader of a country!

It seems that Trumpf owns the Aero brand in Germany, so presumably that means they bought it from Nestlé or something.

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>Trumpf
A small company like his small hands
>I was under the impression big companies had to sue
Who would force them?
This seems unnecessary to me, it's a product sold exclusively on the German market so not really a competitor, and perhaps Trumpf were the first to call the product that?

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>Who would force them?
It's some quirk in trademark law I remember reading about. Basically a company has to look as if they are always looking after their brand name or they risk losing it to the public domain. That's why McDonalds tried suing a small Scottish café called McDonald's, even though said café was open longer than the fast food industry existed. Like how Hoover became a generic term for vacuum cleaner here and in England when it used to be a brand name.

> after their brand name
Not sure if this qualifies as a brand or not,I would say that it's just a single product and thus not really a brand, maybe that's why Trumpf still hasn't been drumpfed yet?
>Like how Hoover became a generic term for vacuum cleaner here
Reminds me of how we don't have a word for "pen" so everyone just started saying bic instead

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>Freezing temperatures and risk of snow on St. Patrick's Day
Is it a sign?

Reading a book.

Which one?

Nine hours for this.
Better have been worth it.

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Post tunes
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As a deaf man your concept of "tunes" insults me.

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Rather not have you judge me

>the bully gets bullied
I approve.

>not eating a whole packet of biscuits in one sitting
Pleb.

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It's shite in WoT. The captured German version is good though.

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>Pleb.
>Encouraging unhealthy behaviour
To be expected of you

I'm a bad influence on impressionable minds.

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>eating a whole packet of biscuits in one sitting
>wasting so many biscuits so quickly
What's the point of biscuit tins then?

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>WoT
I just killed two tanks in the space of one minute so clearly that game is incorrect.

Tins of biscuits are for visitors only.

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I'm well aware, unfortunately.

my last name is conlan this is an alpha male last name

What did you do because of me?

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I meant that old biscuit tins should be used to contain opened packs of biscuits to prolong them going stale.

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I don't own any tins, so it's probably just as well that I eat them all in one go.

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Did too many situps in one go and my belly feels all weird.

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>I don't own any tins
Haram.

>I eat them all in one go
What kind of biscuits are you eating? I'm both worried and impressed at your appetite.

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>What kind of biscuits are you eating?
It varies. Whatever catches my fancy in the shop.

>I'm both worried and impressed at your appetite.
It's not something I do often. That said, it's probably a lot worse for me now considering that I don't really exercise anymore. It's remarkable that I still look reasonably fit to the untrained eye.

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>deich

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You /fit/ now?

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Who is Snapchat?

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>girls can sense your unhappiness
Why do people giving dating advice always say stupid things like this? Women don't have any greater perception abilities than the average man.

I believe Snapchat is an app.

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>heard u like
>not herd u liek
0/2005

Are you some sort of authority on txtspk?

Remember when txtspk was actually relevant because everybody was on pay as you go and needed to keep their texts below a certain character limit so as not to use up to texts instead of one?

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>Remember when txtspk was actually relevant
No.

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>Are you some sort of authority on txtspk?
No but I am an authority on ancient memes.

>Remember when txtspk was actually relevant because everybody was on pay as you go and needed to keep their texts below a certain character limit so as not to use up to texts instead of one?
No because no one ever texted me, nor do they now.

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>Women don't have any greater perception abilities than the average man.
I guess they do pay more attention to certain details and body language than your average normie would but not in a way that would not be understandable to us enlightened /éire/ beings
Where are you taking your advice from and why?

Great for lewds,not so much for the rest

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>Maho theft
/abhorrent/

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>Great for lewds
Personal experience?

>Maho theft
They said they didn't mind.

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>Great for lewds
Only if you actually know slags though.

>They said they didn't mind.
Who is "they"?

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Good night
>Only if you actually know slags though
You'd be surprised

>Personal experience?
Suppose so

What are you lot up to this weekend?

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>Who is "they"?
I'm not sure if they have a name.

Oíche Lux. Have sweet dreams of Germans.
>What are you lot up to this weekend
Sleeping, hopefully. Plus the usual games and anime.

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>You'd be surprised
But, I thought you can only receive snaps from people you know?

>Good night
>What are you lot up to this weekend?
I guess you're not that interested in the answer?

>I'm not sure if they have a name.
I'm sure they do.

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>You'd be surprised
Surely if they're sending lewd pictures of themselves they must be a slag in some sense.

>I guess they do pay more attention to certain details and body language than your average normie would
Women might as well be another species.
>Where are you taking your advice from and why?
I read it online. It wasn't directed at me.

>I guess you're not that interested in the answer?
I always appreciate it when people answer or reply to posts after having gone to bed, imagine Lux is of the same mind.
I'll read the thread the following morning usually, or after just before I go to bed and am away from my PC.
Don't let the fact the person has left stop you from replying.

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>I guess you're not that interested in the answer?
My way of giving the thread a last push before I leave
>But, I thought you can only receive snaps from people you know?
Indeed but similar to Facebook you get recommendations etc who you should add and such


>Sleeping, hopefully. Plus the usual games and anime.
But isn't there a certain holiday or am I mixing things up again?
>Germans
The older lad was bragging about his I.T classes in school to the primary school kid

>. It wasn't directed at me.
Sure,no need to hide stuff you know?

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>the primary school kid
Were they a boy or girl again? I've forgotten.
I guess there isn't much of a difference at that age, in voice terms at least.

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>another Russian dead in the UK
This is getting interesting.

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>UK tries to expel Russian diplomats
>can't because Russia killed them all

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>only now noticed that Strelitzia has robo-garters.
Dr. Franxx is truly a man of culture.

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Shouldn't the face not be there while no one is inside?

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>asking questions

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But if I don't ask questions I won't have any use for my questioning folders.

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>questioning folders

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Don't tell me you keep all of your images in one unorganised folder like some sort of wild beast?

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Of course not. If I didn't, it would be a bit rich for me to have admonished Poi in the past for having an almost non-existent filing system.

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Then what is your issue with my superior organisational skills?

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Mine is better.

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Hey, isn't it March already? Where are my goddamn subs?

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Highly doubtful if you only have one confusion related folder.

End of the month the BDs release isn't it?

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>Highly doubtful if you only have one confusion related folder.
That's not how I segregate my folders.

>End of the month the BDs release isn't it?
But I want it now.

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>That's not how I segregate my folders
You're not one of those plebs who keeps all his reaction images pertaining to specific shows in that show's general folder are you?

>But I want it now
We all want things. The waiting is God's way of postponing suicides until he feels like it.

>pic
Why is Yukari tanned?

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>You're not one of those plebs who keeps all his reaction images pertaining to specific shows in that show's general folder are you?
Hey, I subdivide within the folder by character or other groupings. It's the perfect system for when posting on Sup Forums.

>The waiting is God's way of postponing suicides until he feels like it.
Clever God. Do you think that's why Das Finale is being split over 6 mini-movies?

>Why is Yukari tanned?
I have heard rumours that non-Irish people don't actually burn immediately when exposed to strong sunlight and instead turn a sort of brown colour.

That or she's a slag wearing fake tan.

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>Women don't have any greater perception abilities than the average man.
Women are newtypes
t. have dropped over 300 O'Neill cylinders

What's happening here? Is she fucking someone out of frame? I think I can sorta see another set of thighs.

>I subdivide within the folder by character or other groupings
Yes but the reaction images.
>Do you think that's why Das Finale is being split over 6 mini-movies?
Most definitely. We could be another 6 years here at least, and the SYD movie still won't be subbed.
>I have heard rumours that non-Irish people don't actually burn immediately when exposed to strong sunlight
Stop listening to /x/.
>That or she's a slag wearing fake tan
That would make her orange.

>women have space autism
That explains Kamille.

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beginning to feel sleepy

>RTÉ still making news articles at this hour of the night

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>this hour of the night
It's morning.
On a related note, why did news of Stephen Hawking's death break in the middle of the night though? Did his family walk in on him at 3am for some reason or what?

Maidin.

Bamp.

Bit lewd

Mise.

>Were they a boy or girl again?
Clever joke about paedophilia

>Did his family walk in on him at 3am for some reason or what?
I wonder who will take his place as "smartest man alive"?
>Inb4 Elon Musk

>/eire/
>not a single post in irish

Anois tá ceann agat. Amach leat anois, Gearmáin beag.

>I wonder who will take his place as "smartest man alive"?
Black science man or literal kid's show host Bill Nye.

But if we're talking about the fedora crowd, there was always that American Asian (Jap?) who was in space documentaries. I don't think he went full fedora, and he always came across like he had a clear idea what he was talking about in all those pre-retardation discovery documentaries.

>3 posts in 3 hours

whew

>there was always that American Asian (Jap?) who was in space documentaries
Not sure who you are talking about desu

Michio Kaku

/eire/ is the nonce holding pen of /brit/

I hate the weebs but the /brit/ posters are 80% criminally insane.

Craic lads?