Critical lack of happenings

Starting to get really pissed off.

I want one of you to run outside and commit a happening right now, I won't wait any longer.

let's meme one into existence

tonight's the night

I CHANNEL THE POWER OF KEK,!

Will the next happenings occur in countries nobody cares about?

You goddamn frog

oshit, yurop happening confirmed

There will be a major happening on October 31st.

will the happening occur at a toothpaste factory?

will it happen in the US?

The mods having been trying to ban KEK threads

Kek being cheeky today, showing us a,... glimpse of the future?

what did he mean by this????????

tomorrow?

Not your personal army?

I'm putting my money on a Northern France happening, things have been quiet recently. My only hope is that it's covered well on TV, doesn't start too late and ends with roving gun battle or large explosion. What say you Kek?

What about the prepping the government has told euros to do?

Will the next happening be done by a queer?

72 days until the US election.

The closer we get, the more happenings.

Just have patience, trust in Kek.

Will Hillary shart herself at the debates?

France again, then they will lead the charge back against muslims, starting conflict with Germany and ww3

Berlin

will it be in the UK?

Will nukes be dropped anytime soon?

London Tomorrow

London

Major tidal raise destroying much of the Netherlands?

Hope your mother gets a train pulled on her tonight.

Germany

does it invovle refugees?

Dont worry lad. Race war is starting in Finland.
Refugees beat up by locals after touching an 12 yo girl. Fucking amazing, been waiting for this.

That's Heqet, not Kek.

Pic related is Kek.

Kek Testimony: There are no gods before Kek, and Trump is His prophet.

July took most of the kek power for itself.

will merkel get sucessfully assassinated

Its not in the US its a false flag by the US. That is what Kek meant anons

will I find love in the next Belgium happenings?

will anyone be assinated?

Will the Eiffel Tower be destroyed by Mudslimes?

REEEE

Will Lille get bombed next week?

Will the universities in Roubaix get attacked on the 5th september at 1 pm?

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will hillary be assinated ?

Will there be a serious attack on Germany? Like 80+ deads?

this tbqh famalam.
Forssa happenings soon my friends, unless our government decides to demolish the refugee center soon.

is going to be religion of peace?

ok listen here you fucking frog

will isis bomb germany which will include +100 dead and hundreds more injured?

will someone kill someone somewhere

please not in turkey ...b-but Turkey?

Will a major happening wipe out most humans in 2016?

Stockholm sometime in September

no more happenings this year?

Nuke on Mecca? Ebola resurgence?

This years Oktoberfest will be the happening to be all happenings. It will be Nice, meets Paris, meets 9/11. Look at these digits to confirm.

Don't worry, lads. It's just the calm before the storm. September always has the best happenings of the year.

Will I die in the next happening

Will Hillary die before the elections because of her bad health?

Will there be an attack on a small isolated french village?

belgium
pls

Holy shit, the leaf has spoken

uh oh

Shieeeeeeeeet

Stay home in September?

Praised be KEK

is it gonna be another chimp-out?

someone screencap this

Is NH safe from commies?

Is nuclear war an inevitability?

'no'

but i wonder if this post KEK approved post

Without a doubt.

Jew York happening

Is the next habbenings in Sweden?

Will there be a happening in Lille in september?

It's time

fuck off mongol

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FINN.

YESYESSYESYESYES

SWEDEN YES!

You're probably gonna get arrested for this post, so good job.

Any muslims or cia here who can make this happen? We are bored!

Will Donald Trump be involved?

checked

"most likely"

Kek has spoken. Praise him!

>Pakistan
>happening

Will user do a thing soon?

I sincerely hope that we get a happening during oktober fest. It would be perfect.

Am I on the right path my lord? I feel misguided.

DON'T GO TO SWEDEN IN SEPTEMBER!

Don't worry, lads. I expect a massive false flag event by the end of the year. Also, the US economy is slated for disaster, the EU army is forming, succession orders were given by obama on the 12th.

It's the calm before the storm. Prepare thy anus

Ok, let me unrust my chainsaw.
I rolled a 6 in a shooting thread at /r9k/, so expect someone speaking in a faggish accent wearing a pride shirt to slaughter a public bus.

See you later Space Sup Forumslacs

Be patient, Kek is always at work in the universe. Did you think the happenings of July had no kind of set up?

There are happenings. They just don't talk about it in the MSM. So it seems less important. But until someone shoots up a school does something the left wants to use to it's advantage that is the way it will remain.

Are you a false prophet.

Dollar collapse!

Will Canada ever have an uncucked leader in the future?

Race war now!!!!!

WJAT DOES OT MEAN?

Will Hillary win ?

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omg yes! thank you lord kek!!!
Praise be upon kek!!!!!!!!!!!

Next happening will have over 1k deaths

you're new here, aren't you?