>denmark is Nordi-
our fellow southern europeans :)
Denmark is Nordi-
Justin Campbell
Brody Reed
>Frenchmen spend more time smoking than Italians spend eating
damn...
Christopher Russell
How can americans be so fat? They must est like animals
Lucas Anderson
>america only spend 1 hour eating
>still the fattest country
What's their secret?
Carter Morris
how do you even spend that long eating
Luis Thompson
Portugal confirmed most nordic southern country
Jack Flores
I have never spent more than ten minutes on a plate of food except when I was in polite company and had to force myself to eat slow.
Life is short, gotta eat fast.
Justin Davis
Why waste time eating a meal when you can gulp down a 6000 calorie frappucino?
John Kelly
Doesn't take long to drink a few of these.
Justin Sanders
What the hell is wrong with southrons?
I eat a pizza in 10 minutes and a hamburger in 2 minutes. Cereal takes maybe 3 or 4 minutes.
That doesn't even add up to 20 minutes.
Aaron Collins
It's easier to eat too much if you eat fast, because the feeling of getting full comes only after a while. Also fatty food doesn't fill that much.
Adam Morales
When we eat we eat, French people eating takes so long because they are sitting around talking instead of eating. Food is a social thing to them, it's a food thing to us
Ethan Cruz
Dylan Turner
and that is why people kill themselves out of depression here
they don't know how to have an enjoyable long lunch.
Bentley Ortiz
>Portugal confirmed most nordic southern country
true
Hunter Powell
smalltalk is a cancer to man
Connor Long
Is Iceland okay? Do they need someone to talk to?
Eli Cook
extremly healthy food
Ryan Lewis
Idk. Assuming this meme chart is true, food is just like... you fucking eat it to not feel hungry. That's it. For the general population.
Adam Miller
Maybe it's the winter darkness that gets them down, I don't know
Nathaniel Reed
Winter does get you down, arent you nordic as well, what a giveaway Abdullah.
you guys are weirdos.
Ian Price
They're even further north, and that makes a major difference come winter.
And don't you spout memes at me, you elected (and will re-elect) a walking left-wing meme as Prime Minister, ya piss-leaf.
Carter Howard
why are "1st" worlders such gigantic pussies?
Aaron Foster
so? you evolved there, it's not like you like warm sunny weather
Isaiah Jenkins
It's pills or suicide, Toomas. Your suicide rate is up there (although the Lithuanians really hate themselves).
Austin Davis
we also drink more wine than beer
we should kick gre*ce out of the mediterranean and replace it with denmark
Luis Moore
it takes guts to sudoku
Hunter Foster
Then tell me why we have virtual colonies in Spain and Thailand (both warm, cheap, third world countries)?
Andrew Garcia
Mads, what is it that you eat during those extra 45 minutes, that we don't?
Sounds cozy btw, so give me some tips.
John Myers
South Africa is rightful Dutch clay.
Ayden Hill
Because it’s cheap and you can buy a villa for the price of a small flat in Sweden.
Wyatt Anderson
I approve, my Danish brother, join us and liberate our mother sea from the gre*k disgrace
Jackson Ross
we just drink a lot
Adam Torres
Moldova is cheap as well
Aiden Sullivan
And is it safe like Spain? Is it in the EU?
Ayden Gray
It's also warm and pleasant. That's a key requirement. I could buy a fucking house in the Swedish interior for pennies too, but Spain>that.
Logan Sanchez
>dkn ingen dansk sötpaj fv att dricka vin och äta stegeflæsk med
Jackson Bailey
There are like 16,000 swedes in Spain. Obviously not your entire population hates the warm weather and the sun, but most of the ethnic swedes do. The fact that you get depressed because of your geolocation is ridiculous when precisely white people evolved to endure it.
Juan Parker
Jaxson Allen
Considering its current state, I'm sure they'd happily let you take it.
Jordan Watson
>Iceland dethroned us
Jackson Powell
Du skulle have taget schleswig og skåne med.
De er danske.
Aiden Turner
schleswig er fuld af tyskere og skåne er fuld af svenskere og negere
Charles Reyes
Det ordner vi snildt!
Aiden Rivera
My (a few independent, Swedish) sources say 90 000, but i'm not sure why wikipedia says 16 000. Maybe they're not registered permanent residents? Even so, Spain isn't as popular as it was back in the 80s because of new destinations opening up (primarily Thailand, which pretty much half the country has visited at some point). A lot of middle-aged, middle class people I know go to sunny places during the winter and come back in the spring (if they have opportunity). Hell, my own mother is doing that right now.
Don't get me wrong, few people here would want to live in climates with 40c or more, but spend winter in a place with sun and 20-25c? That sounds pretty good.
Gavin Peterson
Ni kan få Malmö.
Alexander Morris
Tak, men I beholder jeres indvandrere og svenskere.
Jacob Martin
nej, vi sprænger broen i luften i stedet
Jeremiah Smith
Nej, vi kan ta svenskarna, resten får ni.
Snälla nej :(. Hur ska jag då fly till Köpenhamn när skiten faller samman?
Carter Richardson
>Nej, vi kan ta svenskarna, resten får ni.
Glem det!
I kan ikke bare låne Skåne af os og så aflevere det tilbage fuldstændigt overrendt af invandrere.
Når du låner en DVD af en kammerat ridser du den jo heller ikke inden du aflevere den tilbage.
Liam Rodriguez
The southern part of Iceland are the central parts of Sweden. So that's not so relevant.