>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
Logan Bennett
Führer Trump
James Stewart
Nice thread man
Christopher Russell
>be black >walk kid down street >get shot lel trump is aussie shitposter level
Landon Rodriguez
He's talking about African Americans right now. I'm on tenterhooks.
He needs to mention how the democrats keep blacks poor and don't help them, they just keep them on a leash and tell them to blame republicans and whites. It's a cycle they won't allow to end
Carter Ramirez
All in
Isaac Stewart
Thanks leaf
Aiden King
Trump just said African Americans are too lazy to get jobs. I thought he wanted their votes.
Brody Sullivan
How do you feel about the fact that abolishing the Johnson amendment will able Scientology to buy political influence without losing their tax exempt status?
Robert Thomas
Prasie Kek, reply to this post with the same and meme magic will bestow Emperor Trump
Gavin Davis
Trump General is a racist bigot free environment. Hillary shills may stay if they disavow their leaders racist and bigoted ways.
Thank you and M A G A
Adrian Diaz
>he mentioned Dwyane Wade
HOLY SHIT
Connor Ramirez
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Leo Cruz
You used my cousins death for your political advantage, Donald. I'm coming for you.
Camden Wright
>that hat
They spent $300,000 on those fucking hats.
Luis Gutierrez
you posted the same thing in the last thread. Was he wrong?
he said they don't have jobs bcz Democrats have run them into the ground.
sad case.
Joseph Turner
What's Trump chatting about?
Lucas Reed
>tfw you have so many Iowas you cant find the new ones
Caleb Russell
Can you imagine if Wade turned around and endorsed Trump after this? Is there any way possible we could meme this to happen?
Camden Carter
>The first time is always scary
AWOOO~
Elijah Ward
Nice thread OP, good first time! Was it as good for you, as it was for me?
Zachary Hernandez
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Jaxon Wright
Pretty sure other organised religions have far more cash on hand than they do.
Aaron Taylor
this is a good speech
capctha: puerto deportivo
Ian White
I think he's already mad about the Twitter thing
Kevin Peterson
Why is he talking about african americans in Iowa?
Nicholas Stewart
No, but that's not how to get their votes. He said they don't have jobs and don't want to work. This will be all over the news soon anyway.
Caleb Hernandez
>he's going after the inner-city crime problem
Zachary Anderson
4d chess. Once again you faggots doubted Trump. He just turned that tweet into a win.
Julian Robinson
>Implying
Jeremiah Cruz
...
Liam Cox
Also, anyone got the picture of Pence in front of the buttercow?
Brayden Bailey
I know this feeling. I have so many Iowas, but I love it!
Jason Ortiz
>don't want to work
didn't say that. stop lying.
Austin Green
SUPER PREDATORS
Austin Davis
Sup Forums
Party of Lincoln
Makes you think
Owen Gomez
He used prev thread OP text so it is fine. Everyone don't know about the pastebin.
Cameron Ward
>what do you have to lose? This is a pretty shit argument to be honest. Maybe some dumb niggers will buy it.
Wyatt Lee
Only 4? We're taling 45 to the 4th power Chess brother
Adrian James
SUPER HEROS
Benjamin Gomez
I stopped worrying a long time ago, and just post ship girls and hope they are Iowa
Robert Gutierrez
Trump triggering the media again
Robert Carter
SUPER PREDATORS
Samuel Stewart
SUPER POKEMONS
Christopher Rogers
>that's not how to get their votes. kek campaign management advice from a Sup Forums poster
Sebastian Cruz
SUPERPREDATORS
Julian Hill
Lol. He said it.
Matthew Parker
SUPER PREDATORS
FINALLY HE'S MENTIONING IT
Isaiah Price
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Aiden Martin
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
Jaxon Perry
GREAT RALLY LADS
Jordan Morales
...
Isaac Taylor
>not having a folder dedicated to Iowas git gud
Gavin Rogers
More worried about mosques doing the same
Dominic Harris
I'm torn because I'm a Heat fan so I can't decide whether Wade's a douche or it was fair for him to leave, and now I have this to consider on top of all that...
Well if he turns on Trump, it makes things a lot easier, he can go fuck himself.
Noah Cooper
He said the thing!
Charles Baker
How exactly is he doing to fix the nigger problem of all these states and cities?
Christopher Collins
He wont be president. Its been confirmed he is self sabotaging his own campaign
Ayden Williams
Dahnald I.....
Angel Cook
This one is uncommon I think
Jose Walker
>Detroit mentioned
Grayson Allen
THOSE SHIPS HAVE GOOD RUDDERS!
Xavier Sanchez
TRUUUUMP FOR PRESIDENT
CAN - HE - FIX - IT
TRUUUUMP FOR PRESIDENT
YES - HE - CAN!!
Ayden Brown
I see Ahmed has taken time off of talking girls on the local library computer to shitpost on Sup Forums
Carter Watson
Media btfo. The Trump effect once again.
Julian Lopez
...
Matthew Smith
Don't worry, Mohammad, it will be all over the news tomorrow then you'll realise he did say it.
Angel Edwards
@86812007
>citation needed
Lucas Stewart
This image is inapro-pro, and your tripname is reserved for Bongs only, please change it.
Angel White
Here is another rare Iowa!
Jeremiah Davis
EXTREME VETTING!
Evan Collins
Will Trump help Make Africa Great Again?
Brandon Peterson
Its all Kancolle, and all i have is Hibiki, Iowa, one Nagato, a few Tenryuus, and the fast one.
Colton Mitchell
mhm, it sure will
Levi Price
Did she really fucking sell that Holy fucking shit
Ian Martinez
> implying they can be fixed
They've got nothing to lose voting for him.
Cameron Long
Hillary said that not trump you fuccboi
Isaiah Roberts
...
Luis Carter
...
Jason Johnson
I want to see how butthurt people on Facebook would be if this was posted.
Jace Butler
1,2 Billion $ in net worth and 50 k fanatic followers in the US alone isn't nothing m8
Pretty good point actually
Josiah Campbell
He's not really, but I think this is the genius of it, its like a massive redpill for the country... you either have to admit Democrats have failed the black community, or (the real truth), the black community is doomed to failure because niggers are lazy and have a shit culture.
Benjamin Russell
kek
Jeremiah Ward
He's saying he'll bring all together and end crime and yadda yadda.
How else is he going to "fix it" without sending purge squads to clean them out?
Eli Mitchell
absolute bollocks
Jordan Rodriguez
E X T R E M E
Colton Ortiz
Forget the news. Liars, colluders, and hypocrites. Many people have seen it this election and they will not influence those dedicated to voting Trump from doing so. Disregard the media and polls. The only day that matters in Election Day and if they're trying to convince Americans that it's already over, then it shows they're scared.
Adam Lee
No but we can use a bit of magick to force the meme :^)
Henry Sanchez
...
Cameron Thomas
praise kek
Leo Wilson
do you even booru downloader?
Ryder Perry
Have some feels
Matthew Phillips
THEY GOTTA GO BACK
Jose Jenkins
what are you talking about? she literally said that word for word.
