ITT: Disneyland/world stories

ITT: Disneyland/world stories

Stop posting this liplet skeleton.

Who's that

do you think she saw drake bell there?

>liplet
Retard

Karlie Kloss
She claims to go to Disney every 2 months.

I saw Ryan Gossling at Disneyland in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuffed Mickey up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>no upper lip

Not a white knight or anything but anyone criticizing Karlie should be beheaded.

wanna fugg her face hehe

>be in junior high
>be innadisneyland
>there for a end of the year school flied trip so i mthere iwth my freinds
>My best friend , lets call him Matt, and I were playing g the old game of making the other flinch
>He gets me I get him it goes back and forth all day
>At The Tea Cup Ride and I decide im going to get him fucking good and faint a hit strait to his balls
>He fell for it hook line and sinker and turned his whole body away and brought his knee up
>right in the path of his knee how ever was pic related , a little princess
>now this poor little girl ate the knee of a teen on the happiest day of her life and you can bet she flew what was 2 to 3 feet but fuck it looked like 30
I almost pissed my pants and it was even better because she was there with her mom and dad and they gave Matt the Death Stare for the next 20 min in line.

Anything less than this is a liplet. FACT.

I never really got into Disney (although I did go to EuroDisney for three days with my mom and aunt when I was 8), but my boss when I was 19 was so unbelievably obsessed with Disney and the parks that I'm currently an expert. In the office my desk was next to her's and all day she'd be playing 60's and 70's hard rock while telling me about Disney. I think she went twice a month sometimes, and we live in a country without any Disney parks.

>He doesn't like women with non-fat lips

Fucking pleb.

>faggots like this are why women get disgusting lip injections

>half-nigger

this
shes taylor swifts gf which makes me even more diamonds for her - would love to take a filthy shower with them

>would love to take a filthy shower with them
>this will never happen

suicidal before noon

ITS NOT FAIR

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wew she's brainwashed to death

This isn't Sup Forums related

idk man
I went to disney land (that's the one in california right?) in like 87. All I really remember was Captain Eo and Star Tours. Universal studios on the other hand scarred me for life. Fucking Jaws popping out of the water and King Kong ruined my babby-shit.
Was cool being able to see the delorian and I remember battle star galactica being cool as fuck.

Go call the cops faggot

MODS!

>riding a rollercoaster in motorbike position

Why have I never seen this before

It's in Shanghai Disneyland, but they're going to be building it in Florida now

wtf
how

I went to Disney with a ladyfriend of mine and stayed at the Boardwalk for a week.

Naturally we did acid and smoked a bunch of weed, had crazy amounts of sex, and discussed deeper parts of our psyches.

She opened up to me about her appreciation for child pornography and talked about how she cant bathe with her little sister because shes a sistercon. Then we went walking outside because the bushes were calling to us, and the flashing lights created cathedrals for us and our eyes alone.

Magical/10

Why do Scandinavians, Italians, Germans, and the Dutch love Donald Duck so much?

I was staring at it for a while. My guess is the skeleton is being reflected from a slanted mirror, the transformation is being projected onto the mirror then the area behind the mirror is lit up making the glass transluscent where jack sparrow is

Could be totally wrong though

>be in disneyworld with all of the fat Florida trash
>standing in line behind a British couple
>typical fat fucking white trash southern garbage family behind us overhears them
>shouts right over me in the most stereotypical stupid dumb hillbilly accent
>OH MAH DAUGHTER JUST LUUUUUURVES YO ACCENT! ALL YALL SOUND JUST LYYYYKE HARRY POTTER!
>British couple awkwardly and smile unsure what to say
>SAY SOMETHING FROM THE MOVIE!
>it was their turn to get on the ride before they had a chance to respond
Kind of wanted to see where that conversation was going

Was she fat

When is the statue coming down?

Why do non-Scandinavians, non-Italians, non-Germans, and non-Dutch NOT love him?

Poland too, the comics with him and his kids are hilarious

>appreciation for child pornography
How does that happen? Isn't cp only traded between weirdos on secret forums? It's not really something you just stumble upon.

>not givin it ur best hagrid and jumping on the ride

>YUR A WIZAD' HRRY'

>his kids
Huey, Dewey, and Louie weren't donald's kids. They're his nephews.

*blocks your path*

>It's not really something you just stumble upon.
>Confirmed for coming to Sup Forums after 2015

Is Don Rosa autistic?

Haven't been to Florida in over 10 years. Dudley Doo Right's log ride was closed down, and Shrek 4D was new at the Universal Studios. Thinking about joining my sister and her family for the Halloween event.

>Be from Northern England
>have the same hair colour as Jon Snow
>someone overheard me talking to my mate and keeps asking me to do Game of Thrones quotes
>he calls over his friends and they all film me saying Winter is coming and Bastard over and over and laugh

I won't pretend I didn't enjoy the attention

Does this place have a rickety as fuck wooden rollercoaster nd a fuck off massive dragon somewhere?

U DUN IT NAO ARRY

I meant how can Disney afford to pay Johnny Depp to work at a theme park.

I've been to Orlando nearly 20 times now I think, first went in 1995, not been in about 5 years though. I'm not liking this meme of how all the new rides in Universal seem to be copying Spiderman. Transformers looks like it's exactly the same, The Mummy ride takes elements from it, and from what I can tell the Fast and Furious ride is going to be similar as well.

Based. Loved that place.