Denmark is the best country in the world

Denmark is the best country in the world.
Prove me wrong

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I... Can't...

Norway is better
Been to both

;^)

wait, Denmark is a real place?

Yes, and we dont shoot up schools

well i for one left denmark for swissland.

only thing i really miss is saltlakrids and leverpostej, but meh. cant have everything.

Not anymore, cucks: youtube.com/watch?v=duJF7wyTCAM

>Denmark alone has more jihadists than ALL of South America and East Asia combined

Tfw that's the only insult I ever hear from americans.
Tfw it's because Denmark is such a wonderfull place most people can't comprehend it let alone imagine that it exist.

Boring and xenophobic as fuck. It's only good if you're a Dane and intend to spend your whole life amongst Danes doing Danish things.

It would be better if Danes werent such miserable cunts, seriously, why are Norwegians so much happier and friendlier than you?

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>you have some cute
reindeer herder girls.

can I get one ;)
we could have a farm here in Alaska

Your people as so fucking phlegmatic, awkward, autistic and helpless that it fucking hurts to look at.
Also your calves are so thin that I'm surprised you are even able to stand up. Also your food is shit.

>tfw danish gf

Your language is retarded though.

youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk

>food is shit

Biggest lie ever

That's wrong because the best country in the world is Singapore.

We are content with our lives, we don't have to put on a show, we look more happy when we are having a drink though. In general we don't smile at strangers because that is considered a little creepy.

Based on the people I met I think we are okay, people just don't like to interact with strangers, we have our network of people communicate with and the people inbetween we would just rather not talk to. We can come off as akward but in reality it was just a dane not wanting to speak to a polak, because they are known car-thieves and criminals

>Made by a Norwegian
Ironically the Norway have been influenced by the danish language for centuries, but I will admit that our language sounds a little weird to foreginers.

>my taxes pay for Nikolai/Hussein the Junkie's apartment and coke
>A new car will cost me over twice the cost of most other countries
>sandniggers everywhere, yet i never meet them working any shop except a pizza/kebab peddler.
>self defense literally illegal
>every hospital outside of Copenhagen is shit
You will never starve in this country.
But you will never prosper.

Its okay Nordbro, it could be worse, you could be a burger

I'd rather be a burger by now.
A small apartment in Alaska sounds nice

>calves are so thin that I'm surprised you are even able to stand up.
Can't really argue with this, more people need to take the iron pill around here. Too many people think its ok to just be thin with no muscle defintion.

Wu wu, wut is that?

You're not America.

Much higher suicide rates compared to other first world countries

Significantly higher addiction rates to pills and alcohol

A lack of necessary ambition has youth employment out abysmal rates.

Shall i continue?

Most of that came from your habit of making a small talk with working people. Are you obligated to do that or something?
And Danes were rather social but you handle it very bad that's why it feels awkward. Like you want to be nice but you can't.

I was mistaken for a Dane many times. I don't look like a Slav.

Thin calves are genetic
criticising that particular area is simply mean

Your population's 5 million; how can you be a superpower if India has more poo than you have people?

Small talk with working people? I don't understand.
However I agree, I personally dislike the whole small-talk culture we have though, if you're not onboard with it, it will be akward as fuck.

I wish we could just be quiet like the finns t b h

Norway is better, Jens.

You live there

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TV comercials are shit

Denmark Is like fucking heaven compared to most of the world. Most people who come here hate it because they don't understand how it works. But it's fine, as long as we are happy who gives a fuck about what you think. You guys are busy being poor and killing each other. That's also fine. Just keep it away from us

>I wish we could just be quiet like the finns t b h
It sounds to me like you just have autism. Small talk is great for keeping trust inside societies.

Danmark has not yet learned to be multicultural.
It's a huge step for Denmark, but without that transformation, Denmark will not survive.

If all you want to do is get drunk and party and living in mediocrity all your life Denmark is the place.

You'll never further the cause of humanity or achieve anything worth mentioning.

You'll go to work, pay 9999999% taxes, party on weekends, get divorced, die alone.

Fuck this place has been hit hard by the Jews.

Over 50% of adults 30-40 live alone.

I'm telling you this country is fucking doomed

Not really. Norway is filled with werid fucking people. And their only ability to run a country is because they have oil

Why can't we be better friends?

We love Lego too

Ohh we will survive. I am more worried about you guys when you lose your oil

I know that is the common view that small talk is great, but it just feels superfical to me.
I'm pretty good at being friendly and social and all that jazz, but it just feels so empty to talk to people about surface non-sense.

I might just have autismo I guess.

Our work ethics doesn't allow taking a break just to chit chat during work.
I was disturbed regularly by everybody. I was even asked about my political stance on Islam.
I can go for a beer and then discuss that but not when I'm trying to not cut my fingers off.

It's not entirely doomed. Your women are the sluts of Europe. Men from across Europe come to Denmark and get laid. Your women fucking love brits by the way, memes aside, I spent 2 years in Aarhus and i was flooded in pussy every day.

Also

>being so cucked you don't expect English speaking people to speak Danish

Not once was I asked to speak your language

Oh, we'll be fine when mayhem hits earth. Only whites will survive in the north.

Natures cleansing awaits.

And your a pleb. You can do what ever the fuck you want. If you have the will power to do it. And a divorce is not a bad thing. Why live with a cunt you can't stand

>Prove me wrong
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It's a tough choice between Norway and Denmark.
I like denmark having alcohol in regular stores and in general nice places such as Skagen.
But Norway has better nature and is much more simular linguistically.
Very hard choice it is yes.

We assume you can't speak, or feel comfortable speaking it. It's just rude to suddenly ask you to speak danish.

We can. Just dont come to our place and crash on the sofa for a shit ton of time without helping society out

>I like denmark having alcohol in regular stores

You don't have this in Sweden?

Australia is.

No place that doesn't speak English can be best at anything. Non-Anglo countries are barbarians, frankly.

Great logic, friend

What is night life culture like in Denmark?

Are Danes really pretty like Swedes and Norwegians?

No we don't sell alchohol over 3.5% in regular stores, We have to buy from the government owned stores.
Sweden is in the vodkabelt so we have alot of alcholic problems unfortunatly we drink alot way too much.

Yes

Scandinavia is the rare exception to that rule. Honestly it's like they're what anglo countries should be. Minus the immigration cuckoldry

and Norway will be there to help in the transformation I assume?

Yes very simular.

You aren't for one simple reason:
Switzerland exists

Yes what?

Germany will help.

Yes they are attractive.

>divorce is not bad
>do whatever you want who cares xD

I swear we are so naive and weak it's frightening.

So many danes just live to party and slut around, then get divorced and hit extreme depression in their 30's already.

It's so fucking scary all of the population is like fucking poisoned zombies.

Doing shitty meaningless jobs only to get drunk and fuck in weekends.

No goals, ambitions, beliefs, nothing.

>Not being able to spray darkies and get away with it
Why even live?

>US is a shit hole were huge parts of the population are poor as shit
> UK has been shit ever since ww2

It is superficial but that doesnt make it a bad thing, it shows a minimum line of trust when you are willing to say "good morning" to another person or make a joke about something that just happened nearby. Its small interactions that keep people from feeling like they are part of their society and not just one more anonymous number walking.

Does Denmark have some good underground techno clubs? Not like generic EDM shit. Real techno.

I have cousins in Denmark and can confirm it's the best country.

And yet 98% of your population speaks good English and you subject your children to rigorous teaching of the superior language at age 7 now.

Who's conquering who now, Lars.

What? With Australia starting to offer grants for LGBT people on the basis of their sexuality, passing a law against "villification of religion" (say something against Islam, get jailed) and all that on top of shit like age-old ban on some boobs in porn, it's hardly a good place to live in anymore.

I bet you wanted to bang them at least once.

Is Denmark cucked by the juden or are they more redpilled than the US

The entire world is cucked by the Juden to a certain degree.
I would say yes, Denmark is under heavy Jewish influence just like us.
Just that some of the politicians in Denmark actually has a litle bit better common sense compared to ours (still bad) but definantly better than ours.

We are, just not as much as sweden because pic related

>posts retarded chart with unlabeled y axis.
>makes a smug statement unsupported by data
Sup Forums in a nutshell

They were much more attractive than me. I'm half pioneer, a filthy mix of the majority of the British isles.

Most people have goals and ambitions.. And why does it matter if a person has beliefs or not thats not really relevant. And these so called meaningless jobs are not meaningless are they. They provide for our society so we all can have better lives. And most people do like having money so they can have a nice place to live and get food. Even speneed in something they enjoy like hubby's or what ever people are into. You are making a way to generalised picture. Because you want a white Knight religious shit hole

>restrict everyone's liberties because of a problem a few have
sounds like a shithole

its Sweden so Yes its a shithole.

What, you have jews in denmark? I thought only Sweden had them

Please tell me the next panel is Sweden throwing them in an oven.

I personally would like to have the same laws as Denmark when it comes to that.
But we usually buy most of our alcohol in Germany or Denmark (Estonia if you live in Stockholm)

Your language is shit

Like this?

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Classic.

well we don't anymore, we tossed them all to sweden

Now if you read the other plebs comment. You would understand what I am implying you twat. I am not saying English is bad. English is good because it's a easy launguede to have as a standart. What I am saying is you have shitter problems then us and to some degree are more barbaric then us you cunt

Sure, we'll see. Don't prepare or anything. You'll be fine.

USA is.
Like, norway or danmak is cool and all, but you will die of boredom. Small low population countries where nothing happens or nothing really can happen.

No such things should happen, nor should we wish for them.
No wonder the world is ending when degeneracy is the norm.

yeah it gets real fucking dull if someone don't shit themselves at walmart

Very smart.
What are you, 16?

You speak funny so no.

You can be more lonely and do bored in the middle of new york. Then a little villige in Norway, I'd you can't create your own fun

>projecting this hard
don't be mad at the world because you're the one with no ambitions and no future

Your taxes are too high for my liking.

I dont get it. Denmark is a wonderful place. Why live in a country as fucked as the US?

>taxes are through the roof
>muh free healthcare yet I have to pay 5k kr for a fucking dental filling
>xenophobia even toward those who are willing to assimilate
>socially inept
>shitty weather
>the highest point is 170 m above sea level
>eating antidepressants like candy and washing them down with cheap beer from Fakta, 2.5 kr per can
>Janteloven means you can't even be proud of the fruits of your dedication and hard work or you're an asshole; indoctrination begins in kindergarten
>yet there's this WE ARE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING attitude
Don't get me wrong, I love my country but some things clearly need to change.

>USA is.
No, Just no.
>Small low population countries where nothing happens or nothing really can happen.
That is what i prefer, Just going out to go fishing on the coast maybe hike around in the highlands.
Go to the woods for some hunting and just live of the grid.
I think what you refer to is Metropolitan USA and i can say i'd rather live in Malmö than any US city if i ever got the question.
Rural states such as Alaska, Oregon etc are all good imo.

I've met a couple -bergs around here, they are just very rare. Most of the jewish contamination comes from america though. It is disgusting the amount of danes that are into the nigger culture.