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another wasted day
yorkshire
what's the highest mileage you've seen on a car? 280,000 for me
You are swarthy though.
poo
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
sue
fingering my sopping wet fanny
In my life
I've seen
people walking to the sea
Just to find memories
Played by constant misery
Fucking kill yourself, you little bog trotting Paddyshit
You arrive at the DVLA
sophie
#
>Carragher is Irish
Based Carra making two generations of En*lish pay for their crimes
alan believes jamie carragher is upper class
>it's a "the witch coven at work crowd around me and ask me very personal questions about my sex life" episode
I'd report them to HR, but they are HR
damn women
creasing
why are horse so dumb
Banter
economy is everything
starving people can't build a civilisation
bit sad really
Ordered Butler's, will post pic someone tells me Alan's age.
lol so she be the bear in the revenant xDD
presentation is tomorrow and i can't think of a good question to ask the class lads
hope they didn't waste the meat, horse is delicious
>obama criticises the "special relationship" between USA and UK
>rorkes tard out and defend it
>fast forward 2 years later
>trump keeps shctum about russia assassinating its own dissidents on british soil
>rorkes complaining that the "special relationship" is only when they want something from us
hmm
Must be an absolute mongo to think that, if you watched him on tv for 5 minutes or read his twitter timeline you would know he’s working class
thousands of years of evolution and horses eat shit
mind boggling
theory: the entire trump presidency is just a very special edition of the apprentice, and the winner will be elected the next actual president
80 for groceries because a lot of it is pasta or chicken, and I have a takeaway once/twice a week and visit my mother once a week. Plus I buy breakfast foods in large quantities
>This reminds of the debate on *related but broader/more popular subject*, a few years back. What do you think are the similarities/lessons/best practices that can apply to *current topic*?
What kind of retards bother to put the dogshit in a plastic bag but then throw it willy nilly? It's much less of a scumbag thing to do to just leave the shit there, especially if it's on grass.
b-but he has money
Fat bitch at work has been talking for literally a year about being a bridesmaid at a wedding and how she's going to lose loads of weight
Of course she hasn't lost a single pound by the looks of it. When one of these cunts actually does lose some flab, the rest of them act like it was some miracle and not just because she actually changed her habits. Lazy lazy fuckers.
This reminds of the debate on wank bum willy, a few years back. What do you think are the similarities/lessons/best practices that can apply to horses eating dog shit?
after trump's current term ends the US political threatre will be very different and it will be interesting to see what happens, i wonder how much further america will regress by then
crep check
So they don't have to carry a bag of shit all the way home
>absolute mongo
no shit that is the thesis i have presented on alan
Fuck the irish tbqh. You try to be their friend and are good to them and they stab in you in the back. The Welsh are my new favorite Brits now.
Someone hat this man
he's right you fat twat
you're a sensitive little soul ain't you
Don't reply to me as if you're a different person it's terribly sad.
>tfw Alan likes me now
kissing is pretty disgusting when you think about it
fucking love these xans I feel like a human for the first time in years
feel fucking top of the world
Cat walking on snowy street very hungry. I have come to feed hungry cat. I gave cat dry food and tasty sausage. When cat was eating a sausage he talking loud. For cat today is happy day.
alan is a literal nonce, that creepy 40 year old who hangs about outside sixth form to speak to 20 year olds
>from Bootle
>part of the bourgeois
kek
KEK
K E K
what have you done today lads?
no it's not (ive kissed 3 girls in the last 6 months )
You could just leave it on the pavement or in the grass, and not draw attention to yourself flinging it into a field.
It's one of those cases where not putting in any effort at all would have been better than doing a half-arsed job. Shit is biodegradable, plastic bags are not. If the shit was in grass and not smack-dab in the middle of a busy footpath, it's incomprehensible.
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why are the irish so good at music lads
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Went to lectures
Honestly wish I was dead.
oopsie daisy we did a POOPIE, now we have to work VEWY HARD to clean it up!
it'll bite you on the arse in the end pal. feel like i've done permanent damage with my 4 years of benzo abuse. totally clean for almost 3 months now and still have debilitating vertigo, insomnia, palpitations, tremors
Vinny Kompany btfoing the prawn sandwich brigade on twitter right now
yeah but you're each basically spitting in each other's mouths
me too
>spitting in each other's mouths
you acutally what mate
TELL ME HIS AGE
seems like bad PR to attack his own fans
Why do people just talk to each other in one word sentences in drama/action films? Like, come on, there's nothing wrong with just being polite to people
ONE HUNDRED FORTY FOUR DEAD WELSH
YOU HAVE KILLED ONE HUNDRED FORTY FOUR WELSH HERE BY THROWING YOUR DOG POO BAGS OVER THE BORDER INTO ABERFAN
well obviously you don't actually spit but saliva can easily pass from one mouth to the other
think I'm too high but i can't work out what this image is supposed to be/mean
the democrats don't even have a candidate for the 2020 election. they've forfeited
drumpf will serve two terms
Fuck off
can someone give me a brief history of the jews
remember it was something along the lines of
>left judea and settled in the roman empire
>got kicked out of the roman empire for usury
>settled in neighbouring german/eastern european states
is this correct?
Havd drank 2 cans of coca cola today
Alcoholic cunts they look about 53 at 25 years old
You're good people. Gareth Bale, Christian Bale, Ryan Giggs all good, hard-working people.
absolutely based
fucking hate the prawn sandwich lot
puttering at this
City have no fans to attack, that's the point
Most of the City fans probably know they have a shit crowd, in fairness I think they have pretty good pricing not sure why they struggle badly for numbers, they used to get big crowds in the 90s
>you will never be a russian cat living in the cosy basement of a commieblock being fed by kss kss man
i spend £100 every three days
dry your eyes mate
ashkenazis are fake jews
Why do the popular people on social media pretend they're mentally ill
yeah, fascinating mate, honestly...
*walks off and talks to someone else*
He's in his 20's right?
Fat bastard
Anyone else like memes?
cat from hole because it know the man food
I did go a bit too far in a few places desu.
Apologies to the W*lsh.
that's a rough brief history of ashkenazim right?
early to mid 30s
yeah because you're a fucking kike that gets rothschild money
I've seen some faces
Some young and some Grey
But just like water i let them slip away
saliva on ur genitals i even more disugsting
Average attendance in 1995: 27,869
must literally spend about 100 quid a week on food for myself
not even fat, just love eating, simple as