What's going on in India?

What's going on in India?

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Shit like the Mahabharata being made into films.

A lot of Indian films still have a preamble and a intermission

I've heard the explanation that cinemas are some of the few well air-conditioned places in India that are cheaply available to the public so often people just go to stay out of the sun for as long as possible. I guess the song-and-dance numbers also take up masses of time.

How Indians watch kino

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Films are part of our history. When my maan took me to first film Maharak Baramgdesh Dali I had the best times of our lifes.
Fat stupid Americans only watch bad Hollywood JEWISH movies. In India we watch high quality Bollywood film only which are good.

>started working for AT&T wireless customer support
>supervisors instantly associate "fraud calls" with "indian/pajeet"
Seriously fucking hate pajeets calling 5 times a day about their feces-coated SIM cards

Do Americans really do this?

Seems like fun desu.

Pretty much non-existent editing. Just watched a pre-1998 movie last night. The entire first half of the movie literally didn't even need to exist.

Cyanide?

No that video is from England

This increases the fun you have at the theatre only dumb American slobs don't understand why we celebrate our films

Lots of pooing but no looing

Shut the fuck up with that stupid meme. It has no bases in reality. Indian people use toilets even more then western "peoples".

In the rest of the world movies can't be too long or people have to stand up and go to the bathroom. India doesn't have that problem.

Subhumans

>superpower by 2020

The street doesn't count as a toilet Pajeet.

This is a lie because Indian people actually use the bathroom more than western nigger and white trash bhenchod

Indians are the most miserly people in the world, if one comes into your restaurant or orders delivery from you they will complain until they get free shit

Most people don't have TV at home in India.

Hi Pajeet. Kill yourself.

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This is a fucking lie, Indian people are the biggest tippers because they are the most friendly and generous people in the world. Indians are the richest and smart human beings so they give tips and gifts to non-Indians its called charity.

sure thing, Pajeet

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You betray yourself by even considering there's a concept of "using the bathroom more" when the default in every western nation is to literally always use a toilet.

>people actually got offended at this
Jesus Christ.

>india thread

Indian people do not shit in the street that is a lie started by Americans to shame us because we're taking over the US.
I will kill you madarchod
Shoot yourself

Not him but I'm on the toilet at least 8 hours a day (mumbai)

But do you have toilets?

>Indian people are the biggest tippers because they are the most friendly and generous people in the world.
LOL

>that is a lie started by Americans to shame us because we're taking over the US.
Well, you took over our call centers. I guess that's something.

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I am from Northern India and nobody shits on the ground here, everyone uses a toilet. Please do not confuse non-white Southern Indians for white Northern Indians!!!

That's a tough commute.

Indians don't have the disposable income that a lot of those other countries do but they have a super strong film scene. In addition to this indian films feel they must be all things to all people and will frequently have lengthy dance and singing numbers or even subplots to appeal to women in even their "action" movies. Basically genres aren't really what they are anywhere else in the world, because every movie has parts of every genre and as a result is longer
>t. didn't go to film school, went to films

Why are you lying on the internet?

You're next white boi

You can feel how you want to feel but there are a billion of us and none of yo udumb bitch motherfuckers

>it's an Indian man comments on a porn site episode

topkek

fixed

Most Bollywood films have 20-30 minutes of just songs interspersed through the story

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with indians

Isn't north India the shitter part of the country by almost all parameters?

Do Portuguese even make films?

great rape ;)

Self hating pajeet here. Which shitty aspect of India do you want to know about ?

All of it

lol fuck off bihari beggar

It is, in fact Tamil Nadu is one of the three richest states in India. The Western part of the North (Punjab, Haryana) is fairly well off but the Eastern part is dirt poor and filled with rural retards who vote for right-wing fascists

General day to day annoyances.

Why are your people so fucked in the head

Why are they street shitting rapists

madarchod

What the FUCK is it with indians being such massive perverts to the point where they feel compelled to comment on porn videos as if the porn actress will actually read the comment then think "oh gosh Pajeet says he "want 2 suck boby & finger pusi" that's hot now I want Pajeet"
why the fuck do you assholes always have an obsession with your smartphones and why cant you just STOP SWITCHING YOUR FUCKING SIM CARD EVERY OTHER HOUR OF EVERY OTHER DAY GODDAMN

>made me to do hand job

WDHMBT?

Fighting the urge to step in and join when a girl is being raped, waiting in line for 2 hours to use the village toilet during lunch, stepping in feces, finding out your wife and mother of your children is your half sister or cousin

Then go live there.

Too long to list.

Dealing the with rush in public transport. Worrying about stepping on shit while walking, street dogs and people being cunts in public transport. I would list more but there are the ones that come to mind. Issues specific to me, dealing with my father

Also why are indians obsessed with their "aunty"? Indian men seem to have a strong preference for the "aunt incest" fetish thing

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Do feral dogs frequently attack people? Why not just put them down?

I think they just call any mature female they're close to "auntie" it's how their MILF fetish/oedipus complex manifests, I guess.

>India is an entire subcontinent and has lots of different kinds of people in it

This shit is blowing my mind.

But what I mean is why is the MILF fetish/oedipus complex so frequently prevalent among indian men overall?

It's not like India is an entire country of people raised by single mothers or something

It's the counter productive side effect of our very conservative and poor society.

We are kept sperate from girls in schools and colleges. The only thing parents teach kids about the opposite sex is that having sex is bad. But eventually everyone gets curious but has no idea of how to behave when it comes to women.

Like when I was in college only 3 guys out of seventy had been with a girl. So even a simple boob joke in a film is rebellious to these guys. They're mostly taught about flirting by watching movies since no one else will and these movies portray stalkers behavior as romantic.

Yup, a lot of different peoples in there.
And they are all shitty.

Dude you have no idea how many strays there are in developing countries. And when you're still trying to convince your own population that indoor plumbing isn't witch craft stray dogs aren't close to the top of your priorities.

>us
kek. you hate each other more than Europeans

>Like when I was in college only 3 guys out of seventy had been with a girl.
Sounds a lot like Sup Forums

Aunty(which is nothing more than a word derived from aunt) is actually nothing more than a mild fetish. Guys will call any married woman over 30 as aunty these days and the actual incest part isn't attractive to them.

Europeans hate each other too

i hate this mentality.
>why cant we do this one good thing
>because there are worse problems

>Like when I was in college only 3 guys out of seventy had been with a girl

Nothing wrong with this, glad to see India is fighting degeneracy

>They're mostly taught about flirting by watching movies since no one else will and these movies portray stalkers behavior as romantic.
This explains a lot and I wish I didn't ask that question even though I still hate pajeets after my short time working for AT&T.

>tfw tfwnogf transcends all cultural/professional hate

Milf*

>Aunty(which is nothing more than a word derived from aunt)
Why are you pointing out what "aunty" means?

>2030
>Boing-boing 747
>Mercedes Cube Brabus
More like 1990s in Russia

Please tell me this is like a midnight screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show or The Room and not a normal thing.

>Chad Sikh
>Virgin Tamil

>Rocky Horror Picture Show or The Room
It's neither, but I imagine it's something similar. I hope.

They don't date girls because it has consequences in college for guys and very severe consequences to the girl side from parents. Like one parent literally beat and dragged his daughter out of college after she was debarred for having sex. Most of my friends are pervs .

There are exceptions mostly in metro cities like Mumbai and Delhi.

He put it in quotes so I though he might believe it must mean something different here.

It's regular thing during the opening weekend for heroes with a popular following.

You won't see this only in Cinemas in malls. The guy in the movie has especially counting fans next only to vijay and Taking in the south.

>go on imdb
>go to top movies list
>these subhuman rats have voted their shitty movies to the top, making it harder to find good movies
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So you're not that different from middle eastern shitholes?

Lack of indoor plumbing is a major fucking problems user.
Like holy fuck, the indian government needs to build sewers even if they have to borrow the money. They'd save more long term from less health issues and increased commerce

American slobs
You must be b8ing, Indians may very well be the dirtiest and least hygienic of all fucking races
Even fucking acient rome had proper sewers and plumbing, a culture from more 2000 years ago, but you fucking disgusting pigs cant understand the importance of being clean

Not really no. The difference is in the ME most of these shit ideas are in the form of laws but in India with a few exceptions laws themselves don't follow this stuff.

Indian cities did too back in the day, Consul. They got wrecked by steppe invaders and arabs and still haven't recovered.

How long will they keep on blaming history? Look at the Japs, chinks and gooks

The steppe invaders and arabs are still there, and south and east India are made of a different people. This is a civilization that fell, not one that survived and overcame. There are only vestiges of the earlier Indo-Aryans left and they scatter to other countries when they can.

I had an Indian guy tell me once that the reason their films are so long is that because of the rampant poverty films need to feel like an "event" something worth the time/money of making the effort. So something 3 hours + becomes the norm.

That said, you sort of feel the same thing happening in the western world do you not? Most blockbusters now run into the 2hrs 30+ mark all the time. One might think that due to people going to the movies less and less each year now as opposed to prior generations, Hollywood has sought fit to Bollywoodise it's own industry

What you say you stupid bastard bitch?

>superpower by 2020
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Shitposting irl, I'd assume

Not really once you have built a popular following like most actors almost all your movies will be treated like an "Event" movie.

India is garbage from top to bottom. So anything that's left isn't going to change its attitude soon. Then why worry about a civilization whose good traditions are no longer there.