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Reasons to live Edition

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The reasons are diminishing

this whole fiasco could have been avoided if someone just gave him a light

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Did Dougie electrocuting himself mess up her carpet ?

HELLO FRENLO :^)

Can she still be saved ?

Just a reminder that in real life this bagfag works as a pie server at a pie bar.

>The one reason to live is going away in 2 weeks

>tfw Coop and Audrey will never marry and have a baby boy together
IT'S NOT FAIR

STARTING
POSITIONS

I hope we get more of /ourguy/, based leaping lad poster

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Cooper gives his life for Laura during the Twin Peaks finale. (Pic is from Episode 18)

THANKO SHERYL :^)

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Actually Laura's going to fuck him so hard to thank him for saving her that he dies.

Well, she did have a baby with bad coop, better than nothing!

Just had a quick peep at ep 18 when it was accidentally online. The last song at The Roadhouse is Despacito Twin Peaks Theme Remix

He instead raped her and she spawned this

yeah, I guess so.
nice trips

their scenes are hilarious, especially when he does his silent treatment

Imagine if you were part of Kyle's Ugg Gang haha that would be nuts

imagine the sex
>are you gonna suck me off already or what? alright, pants are off

non-smokers btfo

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there is a crystal ball right in front of him

what an asshole

My favourite scenes

Isn't that more like a snow globe

Holy shit never noticed before

OOOOOOOOOHHH MYYYYY SOUUUUUL

LOSING CONTROOOOOOL

early green glove lad

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that James Hurley recorded a song that plays during Part 13. It confirms that James was always cool. (Pic is cool James)
youtube.com/watch?v=ihP3fpLtpcM

Need Audrey to histrionically shout at me and strangle my penis

confirmed

JUST

Shovel Nadine vs One Glove Lad when?

Legitimately one of the best scenes in all of Twin Peaks. The Pleb filter.

Then they put aside their differences to team up against Mr C

That scene was so good, especially James and Maddy giving each other eyes.

>mfw Nadine cuts off Booper's head with her golden shovel

Probably the funniest scene in the entire series.
Lynch is a completre madman.

>not posting the webm

[Record skips]

I didn't want to post it

How can one man be so cool?

>Maddy will never give you the fuck me eyes

Threadly reminder Lynch is fucking hack who steals from Chinese children's cartoons

But eva came out after is that the meme?

I recognize The Garden but who are all those other mooks? And why is Kyle even involved in this? He looks really out of place.

I suffer from some degree of autism. Please help me know that kind of eyes.

>lump on testes
wat do?

let BOB take over

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Get it checked out before the cancer spreads.

question is, how much more sleepy can charlie get?

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

Will we ever find out what happened to Agent Chet Desmond?

Are they actually on your testies or just lumps in your sack?

if they're on your testies, panic and go to doctor tomorrow, if not relax.

>mfw people compiling all this thinking there's a mind-blowing hidden meta plot are going to be brutally let down
It's just worldbuilding dudes

Everyone, check your balls right now

WOAH

HOLY SHIT

I don't have any :(

My ass hurts because my farts are frequent and sometimes wet but I don't know why it's happening.

>having balls

He had his own M.O. (MODUS OPERANDI!)

Change your diet.

My diet is pretty normal except for the days where I'm too tired to cook and buy a freeze pizza which did happen yesterday so maybe that's actually the cause.

OH MR. JEFFERIES

Why is the bald dude behind Freddie checking his ass out?

Are you drinking soda, and other sugary drinks?
Do you get enough fiber, and protein?

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER

I drink soda every now and then but I'd like to believe that I get enough fiber from eating quarter of a loaf of rye bread and half a kilo of meat daily.

Mrs. Tremond / Chalfont / Choate is Judy

You might have a gluten intolerance.
Stop eating bread for two weeks and see how you feel.
Also, stop drinking fucking soda.

Alternatively, stop taking it up the ass and progress from there.

Red is Mrs. Tremond's grandson

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I know because I told everyone that months and months ago to amuse myself. Along with the fact that he's recrystallizing garmonbozia and selling it as a Chinese designer drug known as "The Sparkle".

>women

Official Twin Peaks twitter just retweeted this

Debbie Jones

BUCKHORN
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I'll look into it and I also don't get sex not even the gay kind which shouldn't be coming as a surprise given this exchange.

Is that really you? Do you have any more theories relating to Torquato Tasso?

>mixing grammatical tense
>my face when when

damn tricked them good

I'd fuck you.

>being a genetic girl

Oh boy.

THOTS OUT

Do you think Lynch has a season 4 in mind or will he wrap everything up in the finale?

Were we really supposed to believe some dicklet whiteboi like James would be a viable sexual partner for Madeleine Ferguson?

user, I mean I would fuck YOU, with my penis.

>not ritualistically castrating yourself at age 18

He doesn't have a S4 in mind.
Also he won't wrap everything in the finale.

10/10 body

(eventually Sneed's)

Remember to call this number:

4 6 O 4 9 O 7 4 6 6

Now I told Judy someone would be fixing to come callin' so you better tell the person on the other line that you've been looking for Judy.

Oh god.

There were no black people in Twin Peaks so she had to make do

Will we ever find out what happened to Federal Bureau of Investigation Agent Sam Stanley?