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Sleeping on the job edition

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morning

Good morning
How are ya m80?

im good, you?

I'm pretty good myself
Still haven't left my bed like the lazy bones I am c:

i got hungry and had to get up

Whatd you eat?

>5
just toast

I'm going to bed.

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Wow I enjoyed that sleep in

Good morning everyone

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Ah, the nokia 7600
I used to have one of those
actually still do but its broken

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morning

Fair enough
Hope you have nice dreams
Morning morning m80 pota80
Looks neat. Old Nokia phones were neat
Used to just spend hours playing snake on them as a kid

wrong reply?

Ye soz

Morning on the top
Me on the bottom

Morning, what's up?

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I wish I was on the bottom
Not much, about to go for a (naked) shower

Good luck, don't slip over

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walked the dog probably gonna fap and shower

Me and Westy

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My wife Sayaka is cute!

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cute, CUTE

She is cute, although spilled coffee isn't

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The flatmates said they were gonna consider selling me so they could afford better kitchen amenities :c

The difficult thing would be to find someone to buy you

Rude, I managed to find an offer!

Who?
I bet it's the lanklet

I'll buy you

It was not Dunners.
You'd need to be able to pass a "safe home inspection", are you sure you can do that?

>safe home inspection
Hmm
I can probably cheat it somehow, it'll be fine
Now come here qt, your new life in my dungeon awaits!

Just did some washing and now I realise I don't have any pegs

You're a bit of a creeper you know

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>You're a bit of a creeper you know
That's really rude you know!

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Morning lads. Still in bed here.

morning

I-i think my flatmates are too pedantic and detail orientated for you to ch-cheat it.

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I am a master pervert, trust me
they will never know the horrific living conditions you are being sold into

>the one day off I have during this week
>have to go grocery shopping and should probably vacuum the house
>also work on some manuscripts
>too lazy to do any of that

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I-i think I'll encourage them to look into the other offer first

I'll buy you off them as well, I'm sure I'll give them an offer they can't refuse

I hope my new owner values me enough not to sell me off...

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Who has given the offer?
I MUST KNOW
I WILL OWN YOU, LEGALLY OR OTHERWISE

I'm sure you are capable of working it out

I'll have the lich murdered for this betrayal

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Pls don't murder my 3D husbando

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Why would I commit suicide?

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Fuck, I just burnt my falafel

Bit worried about Dunners reading comprehension tbqh

That's no good :(

>falafel

>Bit worried about Dunners reading comprehension tbqh
I think it's less his reading comprehension than his delusions
>That's no good :(
It really isn't, I hope with enough sauce it'll be alright

chch is being a real bulli today

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Don't post pics of me

True true
How am I being a bulli now?

I just want to be loved...

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Don't we all?

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I love ya, just not in the way you want me to.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

made myself a chocolate hot cross bun
yum

Nice nice!

I need to buy a jug, where would the best place be

Enjoy, I got some hot crossed buns and I thought they tasted weird and kinda yuck, turns out they were mocha flavour

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I have awoken, I would have slept longer but I got a knock on my door.
I think I might need to fix my sleep schedule.

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Warehouse sells jugs

>turns out they were mocha flavour
Ew that sounds awful, the choc ones are hard enough to find who the hell sells mocha ones

WESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning
>Warehouse sells jugs
Good idea
>Ew that sounds awful, the choc ones are hard enough to find who the hell sells mocha ones
I just wanted plain ones, no of this fancy flavour crap

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morning westy

Now thats a warm welcome!
Heya buddy hows ya day going?
Good afternoon matey.
How are thing treating ya?
It's not quite morning but I'll take it.
How are you buddy?

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just had a shower so good

WESTIE
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How are ya m8 pota80

It's alot better now that you've arrived!

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never posted here, why so many 2d?

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dunno guess people like to post anime on a website made for anime discussion

I think I'll have a shower soon.
Might even get naked for it.
CHCH
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C
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Heya you big cutie!
Woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed, surprisingly chipper when I woke up.
You're a cutie.
I'm glad I could make your day better.

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Anime is /ausnz/ culture.

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no need to get so defensive, cunt, can feel your heart beating and your breathing getting louder you low test faggot

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do people actually wear clothes in the shower

Jeez Abdul went from 0-100 pretty quick there

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pretty sure he's an aussie on a vpn

Of course!
You need to protect your modesty at ALL times.
I actually knew a guy called Abdul from Afghanistan.
He was a mad man, good guy.

Thread culture tbqh
That's good! You said you woke up in a bad mood yesterday so it's much better to hear that you are happy today
That's pretty aggressive m8

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>implying any self respecting aussie would be caught dead posting here

lol, you guys are an embarrassment

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what happened to /ausnz/ and /balt/ sharing the same general?

I think you are on the money.

They were liberated from us by the noble lithweeb.

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why so defensive about australians? it seems strange for a jordanian to care about aussies so much

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Australians are actually funny and cool.

You lot are in your 20s and talk like you're 13. Idk if it is escapism or regressing into childhood when faced with college but.. this isnt healthy at all (and you probably all smell too)

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you REALLY like australians dont you?
i dont see how a stinky jordanian has any right to judge us

i dont have any right to judge you, just know that your parents and relatives are all judging you (even though they're too nice to say anything)

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Please refrain from replying to the obvious proxyfag

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Clean your rooms. Air them out. Stop watching anime.

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>it's much better to hear that you are happy today
Yup, hows your day been anyway?
Whatcha been up to?

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never watched an anime since pokemon, but youre right i should clean up my room and air it out thanks for the advice

So while tights may feel really nice wearing them under your jeans and walking around on a hot day isn't nice, these tights are so sweaty right now

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>these tights are so sweaty right now
What is your price!?!

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You're not wearing out and about are you!?
PERVERT!

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Price for what?
If I'm a pervert then you're a lazybones

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>Price for what?
To purchase your sweaty tights?

It's a well established fact I'm a lazybones.
P E R V E R T

Dude, how I choose to interact with one of my friend groups in my spare time does not really impact or reflect my ability to have working relationships
I'm not sure if you are coming from a place of legitimate concern or just trolling, but for the most part I like to think I'm a well -adjusted individual

I dunno, I'll give it a think
Drat, I didn't think you'd admit to being a lazybones

Hope liechty is sleeping ok
Hiya conway
Just bussing to uni now
Had to address some flat politics from last night and do some housework
Also bantered/ talked to my flatmates on how they are stating that they will sell me so they can get a better kitchen lul

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Mum just made me look like an idiot infront of my sister & her bf lads.