Sleeping on the job edition
/ausnz/
morning
Good morning
How are ya m80?
im good, you?
I'm pretty good myself
Still haven't left my bed like the lazy bones I am c:
i got hungry and had to get up
Whatd you eat?
>5
just toast
I'm going to bed.
Wow I enjoyed that sleep in
Good morning everyone
Ah, the nokia 7600
I used to have one of those
actually still do but its broken
morning
Fair enough
Hope you have nice dreams
Morning morning m80 pota80
Looks neat. Old Nokia phones were neat
Used to just spend hours playing snake on them as a kid
wrong reply?
Ye soz
Morning on the top
Me on the bottom
Morning, what's up?
I wish I was on the bottom
Not much, about to go for a (naked) shower
Good luck, don't slip over
walked the dog probably gonna fap and shower
Me and Westy
My wife Sayaka is cute!
cute, CUTE
She is cute, although spilled coffee isn't
The flatmates said they were gonna consider selling me so they could afford better kitchen amenities :c
The difficult thing would be to find someone to buy you
Rude, I managed to find an offer!
Who?
I bet it's the lanklet
I'll buy you
It was not Dunners.
You'd need to be able to pass a "safe home inspection", are you sure you can do that?
>safe home inspection
Hmm
I can probably cheat it somehow, it'll be fine
Now come here qt, your new life in my dungeon awaits!
Just did some washing and now I realise I don't have any pegs
You're a bit of a creeper you know
>You're a bit of a creeper you know
That's really rude you know!
Morning lads. Still in bed here.
morning
I-i think my flatmates are too pedantic and detail orientated for you to ch-cheat it.
I am a master pervert, trust me
they will never know the horrific living conditions you are being sold into
>the one day off I have during this week
>have to go grocery shopping and should probably vacuum the house
>also work on some manuscripts
>too lazy to do any of that
I-i think I'll encourage them to look into the other offer first
I'll buy you off them as well, I'm sure I'll give them an offer they can't refuse
I hope my new owner values me enough not to sell me off...
Who has given the offer?
I MUST KNOW
I WILL OWN YOU, LEGALLY OR OTHERWISE
I'm sure you are capable of working it out
I'll have the lich murdered for this betrayal
Pls don't murder my 3D husbando
Why would I commit suicide?
Fuck, I just burnt my falafel
Bit worried about Dunners reading comprehension tbqh
That's no good :(
>falafel
>Bit worried about Dunners reading comprehension tbqh
I think it's less his reading comprehension than his delusions
>That's no good :(
It really isn't, I hope with enough sauce it'll be alright
chch is being a real bulli today
Don't post pics of me
True true
How am I being a bulli now?
I just want to be loved...
Don't we all?
I love ya, just not in the way you want me to.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
made myself a chocolate hot cross bun
yum
Nice nice!
I need to buy a jug, where would the best place be
Enjoy, I got some hot crossed buns and I thought they tasted weird and kinda yuck, turns out they were mocha flavour
I have awoken, I would have slept longer but I got a knock on my door.
I think I might need to fix my sleep schedule.
Warehouse sells jugs
>turns out they were mocha flavour
Ew that sounds awful, the choc ones are hard enough to find who the hell sells mocha ones
WESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning
>Warehouse sells jugs
Good idea
>Ew that sounds awful, the choc ones are hard enough to find who the hell sells mocha ones
I just wanted plain ones, no of this fancy flavour crap
morning westy
Now thats a warm welcome!
Heya buddy hows ya day going?
Good afternoon matey.
How are thing treating ya?
It's not quite morning but I'll take it.
How are you buddy?
just had a shower so good
WESTIE
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How are ya m8 pota80
It's alot better now that you've arrived!
never posted here, why so many 2d?
dunno guess people like to post anime on a website made for anime discussion
I think I'll have a shower soon.
Might even get naked for it.
CHCH
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Heya you big cutie!
Woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed, surprisingly chipper when I woke up.
You're a cutie.
I'm glad I could make your day better.
Anime is /ausnz/ culture.
no need to get so defensive, cunt, can feel your heart beating and your breathing getting louder you low test faggot
do people actually wear clothes in the shower
Jeez Abdul went from 0-100 pretty quick there
pretty sure he's an aussie on a vpn
Of course!
You need to protect your modesty at ALL times.
I actually knew a guy called Abdul from Afghanistan.
He was a mad man, good guy.
Thread culture tbqh
That's good! You said you woke up in a bad mood yesterday so it's much better to hear that you are happy today
That's pretty aggressive m8
>implying any self respecting aussie would be caught dead posting here
lol, you guys are an embarrassment
what happened to /ausnz/ and /balt/ sharing the same general?
I think you are on the money.
They were liberated from us by the noble lithweeb.
why so defensive about australians? it seems strange for a jordanian to care about aussies so much
Australians are actually funny and cool.
You lot are in your 20s and talk like you're 13. Idk if it is escapism or regressing into childhood when faced with college but.. this isnt healthy at all (and you probably all smell too)
you REALLY like australians dont you?
i dont see how a stinky jordanian has any right to judge us
i dont have any right to judge you, just know that your parents and relatives are all judging you (even though they're too nice to say anything)
Please refrain from replying to the obvious proxyfag
Clean your rooms. Air them out. Stop watching anime.
>it's much better to hear that you are happy today
Yup, hows your day been anyway?
Whatcha been up to?
never watched an anime since pokemon, but youre right i should clean up my room and air it out thanks for the advice
So while tights may feel really nice wearing them under your jeans and walking around on a hot day isn't nice, these tights are so sweaty right now
>these tights are so sweaty right now
What is your price!?!
You're not wearing out and about are you!?
PERVERT!
Price for what?
If I'm a pervert then you're a lazybones
>Price for what?
To purchase your sweaty tights?
It's a well established fact I'm a lazybones.
P E R V E R T
Dude, how I choose to interact with one of my friend groups in my spare time does not really impact or reflect my ability to have working relationships
I'm not sure if you are coming from a place of legitimate concern or just trolling, but for the most part I like to think I'm a well -adjusted individual
I dunno, I'll give it a think
Drat, I didn't think you'd admit to being a lazybones
Hope liechty is sleeping ok
Hiya conway
Just bussing to uni now
Had to address some flat politics from last night and do some housework
Also bantered/ talked to my flatmates on how they are stating that they will sell me so they can get a better kitchen lul
Mum just made me look like an idiot infront of my sister & her bf lads.