prev. on /got/ Why is the Danycuck Brigade so retarded, lads?
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dany
>yfw Mace rused his way out of Baelor's Sept and is plotting to take the crown
Did you ever hear the tragedy of King Bobby the Fat? I thought not. It’s not a story the Targaryens would tell you. It’s a Baratheon legend. King Bobby was a Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, so powerful and so wise he could use his yelling to influence Lancel Lannister to create… Wine. He had such a knowledge of wine, that he could even keep the ones he cared about from becoming sober... The drunk side of the Boarce is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was being gored by a wild boar, which eventually, of course, he was. Unfortunately, he taught his wife's son everything he knew, who eventually died from drinking poisoned wine. Ironic. He could get others to drink themselves to death, but not himself.
HEAR
ME
BOAR
A FEAST OF BOARS IS IT?
I think it is time for him to do some science with the wights.
aaggghh...
ILL KILL EVERY LAAT TARGARYEN I CAN GET MY HANDS ON
Is this nigga really standing on his toes
Oh Lawdy
Kek i read this on reddit
We got a leak yet?
....BOW YA SHITS
>tfw Cersei literally knows how to kill everyone in the show now
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
BOW YOU SHITS
BOW BEFORE YOUR KING
what the fuck is he on his tip toes? is this an edit or something?
KING OF THE MANLETTS
GENERAL KENOBI, YOU ARE A BOAR ONE
>admitting to going on reddit
kys manlet nerd pinhead
All I want to know is WHERE THE FUCKING LEAK IS?!
GODS WE HAD A GOOD THREAD BACK THEN
THE BOOOOOOAR WAS PREGNANT, NED
FAT NOW IS IT??
...
What will this be playing over? Its the main theme done differently so presumably over a montage towards the end of the finale (like the end of the children iirc) or something incredibly important
soundcloud.com
>tfw now I'm picturing Cersei licking cum from her fingers
QUEEN CERSEI
SER JAIME
Awwwww!! Poor guy. Those asshole fans were crowding him
NED DO YOU REMEMBER BESSIE
holy shit
AAAAARRRRGHHHHH LORD STARK HELP ME
>season eight would probably not see the light of day until late 2018
>though pre-production has already begun, filming will likely commence in October and continue until March, at the very least
>surrounded by Lannisters
Is it possible to learn this power?
thank god
Euron Greyjoy will nuke King's Landing.
...
The fuck is she wearing?
aggggh!
>WINE!
I'M GETTING BOARED, LANCEL
based king in the north making manlets sexy .
not even memeing, vapid femshits literally base their worldview on media, and if tv depicts manlets as sexy they unironically will start thinking alike
Such a good picture, I forgot how cumfy the earlier season where
>tommen not wearing Baratheon symbols
YOU LET THAT LITTLE BOAR DISARM YOU
Best incest.
Why does this picture even exist
GODS I WAS STRONG
Anybody seen my leak?
Not from a WHORE!
And which one of you was a marksman at ten?
Great picture. Got anymore like it?
AAAGGGGHHHH
>bdgudsahufsahugdusyhuigdsuihg
fixed
*cums inside Lyanna*
As a confirmed manlet myself, I'm not exactly complaining.
CAREFUL NEDDIE
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE
A E S T H E T I C
Also Charles, Lena and Nik look very related here.
SOMEONE PICK UP AAGGGHHH
try again
The more benevolent a Lannister gets the darker their hair becomes. The more malevolent a Lannister gets the more Blonde they become.
TAKE ME TO THE CRYPTS NED
Kek'd.
>tommen not wearing Baratheon symbols
>tommen
So season 8 isn't airing till 2019...? Each episode will be two hours long and they'll only be six episodes.
Is this true?
......your grace?
gods i am STRONG
CAREFUL NOW
>One such character is Tycho Nestoris, played by Mark Gatiss, who has confirmed the representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos will be back for two season eight episodes
was there anything about him in the leaks?
...
YOUVE GOT FAT
youtube.com
when you hear it
Speaking of clothing, Myrcella's funeral dress looked like it was a pretty good Baratheon dress. Shame Selyse and Shireen were restricted to wearing potato sacks.
*singlehandedly saves the realm with his Targ-semen*
NOH
I wish you good fortune in the boars to come
>shoots blanks inside lyanna
AAAGGGGHHHHHH MELISANDRE SAVE MEEEEEEEE
uwu what's this
THE TARGARYEN BOOOAAAARRRR IS PREGNANT FROM THE DOTHRAKI HOOOOORDE... I want them dead. Mother and child both, and that fool Viserys as well!
Lancel-san~ pass me the wine please?
Game.of.Thrones.S07E07.1080pHD.MRSMITH
THat is one old looking baby Benjamin Button?
Tywin actually looks like a lion there. Also, yeah, they do look related. They all have very similar cheekbones. So much so FemJaime looks like a makeup-caked Cersei.
w-what is happening lads?
what did I miss?
IS THIS YOUR COMMAND
YOUR GRACE?
AAAGGGGHH SOMEONE HELP
FETCH ME BESSIE'S BIG FAT TITS
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD YOU BOOOOOOOOAR
>What was the boar like?
>You've never asked about it, not once. Why now?
>At first, just saying "BOAR", even in private, felt like I was breathing life back into it. I thought if I didn't talk about it, it'd just fade away for you. When I realised that wasn't going to happen, I refused to ask out of spite; I didn't want to give you the satisfaction of thinking I cared to ask. And eventually it became clear that my spite didn't mean anything to you; as far as I could tell, you actually enjoyed it!
>So why now?
>What harm could that boar's ghost do to either of us that we haven't done to each other a hundred times over?
>You want to know the horrible truth? I can't even remember what it looked like. I only know it was the one thing I ever wanted to eat. Someone took it away from me, and seven whores couldn't fill the hole it left behind.
Reminder
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP SAMMY WANTS LE POOPIE GIVE ME MY POOPIEEEEEEEEE
SURROUNDED BY BOARATHEONS
LANCEL RUN MY WINEDOM
WHERE
IS
THE
FOOKIN
BREASTPLATE STRETCHER?
REEEEEE
I hate bobby posting but for some reason this image kills me every time
AHHH YES, BESSIE
THE WHORE OF THE FIVE KINGS
GREAT BIG BOAR TITS SHE HAD
What if he didn't? What if Jon is REALLY Robs kid? That would be so sad for Jon. But then he can fuck Dany without concern