Heritage Thread

Post them!

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>dads side
paddy nan english grandad

>moms side
english nan , jewish looking but unconfirmed grandad

>Unconfirmed Jew

Prepare to get cucked, George.

>dad side
100% Portuguese
>mom side
100% Portuguese

I'm pale and have a ginger beard and green eyes, so at some point I must have some Celtic, but I'm mostly just your average med-looking dude with only those three variations.

No, you are Galician.

Go and take your rightful clay

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The old Galicia kingdom and Gallaecian tribes included where I live, so yeah.

Really sperged out for this one.

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>mfw my grandgrandfather ALBO'd an orthodox slavic girl, she changed her name from Ruza to Nafiye and learned Albanian. never to speak slavic again
Apart from that, all the others Albanian

dad's side is fully norwegian as far as i know
mom got some german in her

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Nice Larp

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La creatura..

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Hey fellow 99.8%

>tfw Euromutt

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I think we're all mutts on some level. I'm and I have no idea how the scandi, slav, med, or jewish got there.

I'm 99.9% but that's because most of my ancestors were inbred

>dads side
Swedish, polish

>moms side
Italian

This retard believes that celts in Portugal, Spain or France were gingers lmao they were not, they were like modern french, portuguese and spanish.

Isn't that celtiberians?

Eitherway, I'm not ginger, I just have ginger beard and black hair, and that's pretty common around Portugal, I'd say.

muh

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Are you still a mutt if you are a mixed white

I actually met a natural ginger tuga. In fact I have one friend from there who looks like a normal Portuguese girl but half of her family looks Irish as fuck.

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99.9% European. So I'm hardly a mutt

GAELED

los unitadas states el creaturas...

Would i constitue as norse-gael?

At least I didn't turn out wh*te ginger like my mother and became a medoid ubermensche

Stay mad wh*te subhuman

Your blood is fucking filthy mate. You're like a brown shitty light colour, no better than Arabs

whiter than you muhammad

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the CCPБ one is belarus
the other ones are for Kazakh ssr

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Dirty peasants

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>Russian
>Mexican

Los obscuridad...

wow a reverse CHI

Nah Arabs and most of London and industrial English cities and towns looks like pic related

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Wall/10

Los obscuridad frígida

LOL isn't that sminem's best friend?

Yes the Azeri

lol

depends

swede + iranian

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this is your general for the night
/mne/

is this a meme

Pray it is

The delusion is strong in this one

rETARD

This shit is cringe as fuck

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post pic nowwwww

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>tfw dad was a soyboy

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you said you were tunisian

I've LARPed as several ethnic groups

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Did Sminem die or something?

so what are you in reality?

Iranian + Germ + English

why did you larp as tunisian for so long, though

I don't have any exact records, but according to my relatives, I've got ancestors from England, Ireland, Austria, and Yugoslavia.

easy (you's)

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i feel deceived and cheated on

The European-american cluster fuck is German, Scottish, English, Irish, Welsh, Swiss German, Native American, and French

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my appearance would be extremely uncommon in Tunisia

Is this bait?

Why would it be?

>I think we're all mutts on some level.
Speak for yourself Ameriorc. Also stop being a blue-pilled neoliberal.

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All the mixing happened in Europe, I'm 99% sure at least.
>stop being a blue-pilled neoliberal.
Well why? I used to be pretty anti-establishment until I realized it was wrong and now I'm very interested in markets, institutions, and NATO.

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post your feet

...for scientific reasons

la creatura

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lol

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my mother used to say that we're a "heinz 57" sort of people. i can trace my ancestry all the way back to charlemagne. and in the intervening centuries between his highness and myself, there's quite a variety of different european ethnicities. english, scots, italian, dutch, the list goes on. that's just through one of my grandmothers, too.

one of my grandfathers was from austria. i can't get citizenship, though. i was a little bummed when i found out, but it's whatever. i don't speak german, anyway. my upbringing was entirely and wholly american.

iraqi and my parents are like third or fourth cousins, and its like that pretty much for 2000 years straight.

I have an IQ of 130 so I'm convinced that inbreeding has a 50/50 chance of producing high IQ or low IQ, cause I have some distant relatives that are like retarded. Also ashkenazi jews have statistically the highest iq, and they are inbred as fuck as well, so I think inbreeding is the key to having high IQ. Its like doubling down on your genes, if you have bad genes you will end up with superbad genes, and if you have good genes, you will end up with supergood genes.

Poofter

are you ugly

i'm not ugly, but i don't think i'm super handsome. I think I could easily be an 7 or 8/10 if I slimmed down and started working out. I've got kind of like, traditional "good looking" arabian/mediterannean features, like the eyes etc, but i'm 5'9" so i'm forever in king of manlet territory.

post face

My heart is broken. Here I thought we had something special. S.mh.

are you the leb

Y-yes.

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I never liked you

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Oh, I-I see.

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wait are you a leb christian or muslim

I don't even care if you are making it up or not, give me an anecdote on that "poisoned a whole unit of the red army" part.

Christian, how many lebs are there?

most lebs here assimilated and mixed

I meant on Sup Forums but. It's Baal you cutie. Are you telling me after that magical night we spent together that it all meant nothing to you?

That's haram

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It's okay, we made sure our balls didn't touch and we said no homo. So it's all HALAL!

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are you role-playing as a homo or are you actually a homo

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I'm somewhere in the middle t.bh, I've 'experimented' with guys but at the end of the day I plan on being married with a minimum of 4 children.

post face

Already have, many times but I'm gonna this time because you never liked me anyways.

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I remember seeing it but I can't find it in the archive

i shan't

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i'll find it

Why tho? It's a waste of time t'bh

i'm hurt

>0.1% east asian
Hello, my mongol cousin.