Ywn be taken in by a rich crazy MILF that buys you presents and loves old movies

>ywn be taken in by a rich crazy MILF that buys you presents and loves old movies

This film proves women are all conniving cunts.

I know a guy in his early 20s who got sick of his parents bitching at him to stop playing video games and get a job, so he went on Craigslist and found some local crazy middle-aged woman to mooch off of instead. Haven't heard from him since.

The problem with old movies is that I can never tell what age people are suppose to be . Everyone looks 45
Like rich old actress only looked moderately older than the main guy

ok.

Movies like this frustrate me. The fuck was his fucking problem? He had it made. The butler guy was creepy, yeah. I could see how that'd be off-putting, but I'd get over it. He chased that young pussy and got fucked in the end. Dumb fuck.

your friend got murdered.

He should have just went with the QT lady writer

Id watch a film based on this post

Probably buried in her back yard!!!FACT!!!

The ending confused me. He acted like a complete cunt to the writer and then tried to leave. If he had left with her in the first place he could've avoided getting murdered.

this is the perfect movie for a porn parody and not one exists

watch the original by renior

Bring me Gordon Cole

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Good posts.

thanks.

came here to post this

>Literally first scene of movie
>Yup that's me you're probably wonder how I got here

Dropped this trash immediately

It's a great movie faggot

>tfw can't watch this movie now without people thinking I'm watching it just because of the Twin Peaks episode

He wanted to fuck her but knew she was married, so the right thing to do was to burn their relationship so she wouldn't have second thoughts or anything and fuck up her marriage with the other guy
To be fair, after putting up with her bullshit for so long he probably didn't think the gun was even loaded

Yeah she was rich and decent looking, but you could tell it was a fucking drag to hang around her all day and keep complimenting her while pretending you don't think she's a fucking pest
It's not like he was living up the NEET life and doing whatever he wanted, he was basically her nanny

But was he not leaving to go after in the end?

But it means you don't have to be a wageslave. I'd take it over that.

>watches an old movie
>complains about all the new movies that copied it