The last kino thread

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of the last kingdom Viking story

Why is it so much better than other Netflix originals?

It's not a netflix original though.

it's uk/netflix isn't it? or history channel too?
anyways i dig it too

It's a BBC show that was picked up by Nerflix for distribution.

I hate it because he falls in love with a new bitch every other day. It's fine for a viking to take pussy when he wants it, but he genuinely falls in love like a faggot.

Because its' not a Netflix original really, they just acquired it and slapped the logo on it

It's great because it has no niggers in it.

PROVE ME WRONG

The problem is that the books are pretty fun pulp adventure stories spanning long periods of time. So far each season combines 2 books in 8 episodes.
It's still amazing that the show isn't a complete clusterfuck.

Maybe in the first season. He was forced to marry a woman through an arranged marriage. He started to love her, but she was trying too hard to change him, mostly through an agenda by the king to convert him and keep him loyal, and he hated that she couldn't accept him for who he was. He fell in love with the Witch because she was more like him, but that doesn't end well. His new wife in season 2 he genuinely loves and doesn't hurt her at all, at least not yet. He has one, maybe two kids with her - I forget how many.

Brida was more or less a childhood fling. She is too much like him for there to be anything there.

It's only the 9th century. The great African French knights have not come to England in order to teach the backwards crackers civilization!

Season 2 with his new wife is actually really comfy. I enjoyed season 2 a lot more than 1, probably.

I've been enjoying the shit out of this series the past few days. The pacing is great. Every time a new drama comes up I sort of roll my eyes and think "How long is this going to take to get resolved?" But then bam it's taken care of in like 5 minutes.

Why is alfred such a cunt? MuhFaith

Because they won't let him eat meat. Apples and Milk would make anyone a cunt.

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Alfred is the best character on the show. Uthred is a retard and should have been executed several times but somehow people still like him.

I did really start to boggle when he raided Cronwallis, but everything seemed to straighten out after that. And yeah Alfred is really about as uptight as his wife.

Nu/pol/

It's a fucking BBC show, you cheeky yank fucker!

>Let's give the Vikings all our gold to save my traitorous Stockholm syndrome whore daughter and doom the idea of a United England that I am supposedly obsessed with lmao
Fucking larp nigger

He couldn't execute Uhtred, because despite being a retard most of the time, he is still his most capable Lord. Show fate may have shown favor to Uhtred a few times, but it's pretty clear that Alfred needs his help if he wants anything to get done favorably.

Also Uhtred is very transparent in what he wants. He has zero aspirations for anything other than his birthright, despite what other people might insinuate to get him in disfavor. Everyone else working for Alfred is arguably more retarded than Uhtred, except maybe Oda senior.