When Ron and Harry stole that Ford Anglia to make it to Hogwarts, Snape wanted to have them expelled. Instead McGonagall told them they were allowed to stay, but assured them they would be punished.
Harry was punished by being forced to help Lockhart answer his fan mail. But what punishment did Ron receive?
Didn't he have to polish trophies in the trophy room, and that's where he sees the name Tom Riddle for the first time?
something about polishing the dullest franchise etc etc
Brutal anal rape by the Womping Willow's branches
^ this i read and watch harry potters about 5 times a year and this is true
If Harry got expelled how would Snape secretly protect him?
Was death his punishment for being a masochist cuckold that ended up watching over his ex-childhood love's husband's son who also starred in easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
It's Snape btw
Snape was the cuck
By telling Harry to suck his cock and fantasize about Harry being James as revenge in order for Harry to remain at Hogwarts
>Was death his punishment for being a masochist cuckold that ended up watching over his ex-childhood love's husband's son who also starred in easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises
You fucked it up.
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>not treasuring quality pasta
be ashamed of yourself, newfag
>liking shitty pasta memes
Literally kill yourself.
Fuck off pedo
shit segue, saged
>OP referring to Ron
>make the intro about Snape
You had one job retard
>being THIS new
That's in the book, but is it in the movie? "No!"
In the movie I believe Ron was having dinner whilst Harry was helping Lockhart answer fan mail as punishment
Quite a punishment for Ron to have to eat.
Considering the fact the Weasleys have half a dozen bacon sandwiches in the second film for breakfast I imagine he's had enough of food for a while
Ron had to clean the school trophies with filch
not sure if it made it to the movie though
Nope, he was stuffing his face full with food in the Great Hall before he started looking for Harry together with Hermione when they found Filch's cat and that creepy message written with blood on the wall
5/7 intro
Hey Odran are you still hanging out with children?
:^)