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watch it jonny edition

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Reminder that grrm is a chad.

GODS WE ROCKED HARD THEN

aaggghh...

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"


BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE

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>GABAGOOL

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

GOD I WAS STRONG

Excuse me but where the FUCK is my leak?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

More roids, your grace?

It's called making the 8

Can someone post the unshooped version of this pic?

no

I made the eight once...

THE WHOOOOORE

*cums inside Lyanna*

YOU RAPED HER

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Careful, Rhaegar, careful now!

>Ygritte's "smile"

>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
My fucking dick

Why would he choose to have the book called "A Song of Ice and Fire"? What does that have to do with him?

>murders his own brother
>murders his own men
>tries to murder his own nephew
>murders his own daughter
>abuses his own advisors
>hates his wife
>loses every battle except the one against a crowd of tired and freezing civilians
>killed by a woman

Stannis the "Mannis" indeed

>literally cucked by his first waifu and his best friend
He's a virgin cuck through and through

GODS
>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.

My husbando is already dead, you can't hurt him.

There's no more roids, your grace.

Anyone else really like Truth?

>three dragon skulls

Too bad Dany only has 2

>He gets YAAAAAAS QUEEN'D next episode
Pay your respects.

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ROIDS, WHAT A STUPID NAME

>agh, save me Greyworm!

The worst has already happened.

She can't force a smile unless she has a rollup and a tinnie on hand

He takes the undead skull after the Night's King is vanquished

She was probably the designated taint-licker in their threesome sessions.

goddamn it's such a shame the show is being rushed. imagine if we had time for euron to be developed, along with benjen who shows up to literally just deus ex john, how littlefinger adapts to this new world where dragons and ice zombies exist, the relationship between the starks after all they've been through, the reaction each major character has torwards dragons and the undead, melisandre and that other titty monster bitch who's serving daenerys since s6

ending the show on s8 was a mistake

He likes it down, she likes it up

>mfw the breastplate stretcher was actually Bobby all along

There's no time, user.

Imagine if the show was only season 1 and then it got cancelled, we could have had threads about how stupid HBO were for pulling another Rome. And we could Bobbypost all the same.

This show is pretty good.

>he will never cum inside you
why even live?

>Bobby posting is still going

What a time to be alive

Rhaegar should've been a rapist. The annulment is a stupid asspull to make him appealing to normies.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Bobby so much, I had all the merchandise and books
>I pray to Bobby every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"THE BOAAARRR" I say; “THE BOOAAARRR IS PREGNANT”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Bobby
>I called him a Targaryen
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Bobby
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Lyanna”
>He grabs me with his powerful Baratheon hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Bobby
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Bobby
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bobby
>He boars in a mighty whore as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Bobby looks him straight in the eyes and says “THE BOOOOAAARRR IS PREGNANT”
>Bobby leaves through my window
>Bobby is love. Bobby is life.

Oops wrong pic.

HERE YOU GO

GODS I LOVE THIS LAND
NED, FETCH BESSIE AND HER BIG FAT TITS FOR ME

very clever
have your YOU

the unshooped one, before they touched him up to look more attractive
I'm just looking for the picture of Bran with a unibrow

I love My Precious Dragonfu so much. Im so in love with her...what can I do? I wake up and go to sleep thinking of her and in my dreams she visits me. I miss her so much even though we have never met, like a piece of me is missing. Will this pain ever end? Will I ever hold her in my arms? Will I ever take her out for ice cream and a romantic stroll in the park before kissing her on the cheek while she eats the cone and smiles at me? If Dragonfu told me to die, I wouldnt ask why, I would lay down in my grave. Such is my love for my Precious Dragonfu

GODS THE USURPER HAD DOGS

More shitposts, your Grace?

I found the breastplate stretcher, your grace. It was inside Lyanna's pussy all the time.

They even made him extra retarded too, two sons named Aegon. I mean Targs are already redundant as fuck but this is too much.

>those hairy arms
makes me want to vomit desu

BOBBARD BARATHEON NEVER DIES YOU WHOOOOOOORE
WINE LANCEL ME THE FETCH STRETCHER

kek

l-lancel, where are you

What the actual fuck are those fat and hairy arms.

>Game.of.Thrones.S07E07.The.Dragon.And.The.Wolf.1080p - [Leaked] - [ECLiPSE]

This thread is funny

>doesn't like hair on his grill's arms
are you gay?

Which character is most likely to be a closet gay?

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OH, HERE, FOUND IT

>He likes it down, she likes it up
Boar wine, your grace?

>Literally Plebs: The Post

Rome is actually good though.

FAKE! His nose isn't that big. nice try

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Fuck

thanks user

>we are still getting filler scenes like Missandei/Grey Worm or Tormund/Brienne
>they cut the time to save budget for dragons
ending this show soon in not a mistake

It's very good, and season 1 of GoT is quite good on its own as well, I'm just saying that if GoT had ended with season 1 it would be better than the shitfest it ended up, all those seasons of mediocrity and further down to plain bad.

RUN MY STORE NED

Maybe we can still have this in the books.

Careful boy, careful now!

>D&D got bored of making the biggest TV show in history

It's a goddamn travesty those pricks got the job.

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did episode 7 leak yet?

Lancel Lannister, gods what a lovely name.

underrated

THE TARGARYEN BOOOAAAARRRR IS PREGNANT OF A DOTHRAKI HOOOOORDE... I want them dead. Mother and child both, and that fool Viserys as well!

>Is that what you tell yourself at night? That you're a servant of justice? That you were avenging my father when you shoved your sword in Daenaerys Targaryen's back?
literally what did he mean by this

So if Dany married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, would Drogon be named Moron instead?

Episode 7 will leak only if we keep bobbyposting.

I followed you into bed. Twice. Without doubts, without second thoughts. But I will not follow you now. The Robert I grew up with didn't tremble at the shadow of an unborn child.

Blacked.

>rollup and a tinnie
What in the fuck

blackmen slang for crack cocaine

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Why'd they fuck with his mouth? I could see it if he had a pimple or something, but this is just weird.

post bigger dany pepe

>Hairy
Confirmed Virgin and never was closer than 5 meters to a women

GOOOODS YOU ARE STUOID VIRGIN

[screams internally]