OY MARCO GET US SOME NOSEPOWDER
/brit/
cara
I feel myself actively losing IQ points whenever I read Sup Forums.
1st for plain and simply punching my balls really hard
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
used to be good before the yank boomers took over
hey hommies
are you already at war against the russian?
business idea: Peep Show but it's set in a race war, Daryl and Mark execute Jez, Super Hans, Johnson and the rest of the degenerates
Why have you nuked Voronesz?
The next US Senator from the great state of Texas
business idea: crumpet burger
This thread is now under the watchful protection of the proud Ulster defence force.
TAIGS NOT ALLOWED.
>Johnson
>degenerate
Super Hans would make a based Obergruppenführer
business idea: Peep Show but set in the US, get rid of the POV cameras and voice overs those just confuse people and aren't funny
I stand with my russian brothers against western imperialism
When I sleep I dream about riding into battle against n*To dogs on the back of a btr90, Ak74m in hand and my russian brothers by my side. Rockets scream as they pass over our heads and we cheer as they explode into n*To dogs
>Beto O'Rourke
>just tidied my room
>want to sleep
>no ink ribbons
i am a le scientist
i fr*cking l*ve science
but the only thing that matters is my moral beliefs
fr*ck tr*th (which doesn't exist btw because le everything is relative marty)
any short lads in
need a good laugh
The fucking state of ulster paramilitaries
Nice peashooters. An image for ants? How many provo cocks has your ma choked on?
alri
I'm 5ft 11
5’6”
alri
her arse is too big
i'm 5'9 lol
need an autistic edgelord racist yank gf
>OI MARK COME AND PUT YOUR TONGUE UP LINDSAY'S ARSEHOLE IT'S CLEAN
im 5'6
Wish she’d suffocate my cock with those beefy cheeks ayy
mmmhm
shorter than me (6') but not short enough
need someone proper short like sub-5'5"
I want to spend one erotic night with Emma Watson.
reckon russia wouldnt be so aggressive if putin was 5 inches taller
roaring
would love to just put my arm out and hold a paddy by his forehead while he curses in his paddy brogue and swings wildly at me
5'10 dwarf here
alri
remember they shot bernadette devlin 14 times, the british soldiers supposed to be protecting her didnt respond for 30 mins and she still survived kek
its like they only had .22s or something
i fit the criteria but im a guy
6’0 and every day I feel short compared to those around me
Couldn’t cope with manletitis
brother
yeah, being 5'10 is quite inconvenient. hate the whole "being so small you fall between atoms" thing. hate the whole "being so small you defy all known science" thing
are you insecure about anything else?
then you don't fit the criteria then, can't you read?
buzz off
oh my days that is pretty short lad
how do you live your life being that short? do you get mistaken for warwick davis a lot? hahaha oh my daaayss
jesus christ if i saw you i'd probably mistake you for a coffee table loooooool
ere mate, snow white said she was missing a dwarf, was it you? hahahahahahaa
how many of you wank before the gym
I'm 6ft in shoes and that's all that matters
>the south african is a manlet
wailing
>communism is supposedly against ideology but it's an ideology that upholds equality as ideal
my 3inch dick
don’t think so
reckon the manlet meme has ruined quite a few minds
everyone who is actually 6' is taller than you in shoes though
hobbits are all 5'10
was not prepared for this response
My ma isn’t like yours, choking on all cocks left right and centre.
Have a pic of a shankhill hero.
drumpf will disarm and liberate north korea and lefties will still hate him
>communism is supposedly against ideology
is it?
weird
thought you were and that would be why
its funny now that the manlet meme has run its course they now all talk about jawline
this website ruins peoples confidence
they don't care about his policies they care about his attitude
If it wasn't for this website I wouldn't have a care about my weak chin, 5ft 11 dwarfism or my soyboy build
I would be a much more confident person
Don’t lie the dirty wee sluts took a few in her time, who’s this big ugly neanderthal gimp? Is that your boyfriend wee willy(sucking) ulsterman? Im guessing youre the little twink sub in that relationship
Are you good for anything else in life? Think hard, think carefully
at university we had a mate who was 5'10" and he was unironically had the piss taken out of him for three years as 'the short guy' all because everyone else in the group was 6'+
it was a real shock to him hahahahahahahaha the short cunt
youtube.com
post the most depressing scenes from peep show
I’ll bust your cunt taig jaw to dust.
If it's not your height, it's your jaw, if it's not your jaw, it's your wrists. /fit/ ruins lives
Yes. Ideologies divide the working class. For example religion, but more apt for today: social liberalism.
love his bombastic attitude personally
>6’1
>decent jawline
>literal skelly wrists
just kill my fám
if its not your wrists, its your neck
hello fellow wristlet
I want to make Emma Watson orgasm.
>who’s this big ugly neanderthal gimp?
A so called shankhill “butcher” actually a hero though.
Got my strong work ethic from my mum: I post on the chon while she watches the tele
Never understood what was supposed to be so attractive about Sophie, tbqfh.
Can I claim disability allowance for being 5ft 11?
been binging on heart all day
youtu.be
delicate wrists are fine and can be seen as attractive
just dont do anything like wear a massive watch
>32kb
they dont have much internet in the north?
for all the "manlets" in here
I dont like to start any shit or anything homies but Sup Forums is pretty much destroying you rn
any choonman in?
hooktube.com
she's just a nice girl from mark's boring office job, the sort of girl mark should be with
How did your boyfriend get such a reputation? Clearly you hold him in high regard. Does the community know he tears your little twink arse to bits? If so, very fitting name.
5'6 men dont breed lad
got a working Spotify apk yeet
eating some cashews
i see a pleasant moon rising
He killed taig civilians and was named a serial killer.
this great country is once again at war.