Why does Spain suck so much?

In the entire Western Hemisphere the former English, French and Dutch colonies are pretty much all based (Canada is gay as fuck but they're at least reasonably first world) but all the former Spanish colonies are complete shit.

Why is that? Moor DNA? Is something wrong with their culture?
Why isn't there a single Spanish colony that ISN'T a festering cesspool?

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The same goes for Portugal.
Brazil is an utter shit pile.

What is the root cause of the Iberian scourge in the Western Hemisphere?

spain and portugal are shit tier countries

Rio is shit.

Go literally any place else. It's alright.

Also Chile is probably the best south American country.

It's pretty 8/10

What the fuck are you talking about?

The Indians in North America were conquered and displaced by the Brits, French and later the Americans.

Those greasy spics had nothing to do with it.

T. Alberto Barbosa

T. Alberto Barbosa

maybe if your shit government hadn't destroyed their democracies and installed puppet dictators they would have been able to develop normally instead of having a 50 year delay

>Only Spain could have found a fucking continent

They are gay

T. Alberto Negrosa

SHART

Cross-bred with too many Arabs when they got invaded. You think that's bad, then they came over to America and fucked the natives, producing our shit-tier "Hispanics". Just think, if the Spanish had just kept their legs closed and their dicks in their pants, how much better things would be for them.

Yeah, but somebody had to stop the commies.

You're welcome, by the way.

You mean like former Dutch colonies such as Curacao? For a small Caribbean country it's utterly first world.

Meanwhile the Spanish colonies are universally shit. Are you suggesting we only fucked with your former colonies just to make you look bad?
Why would we leave the French and Dutch colonies alone?

Also this.

Every country America got its fingers on is fucked up

conquistadors were based and civilized.

I think the problem was that instead of eradicating the natives in S America, they raped them and allowed their DNA to survive into the mongrels that live there today.

That's what I think, but I'm open to conversation about this.

>haiti
>ivory coast
>muh french colonies
anyway, it really has to do with genocide. The Spaniards didn't seek out to wipe out the people, instead mated with them. The English more or less cleared out the land and make them extensions of England.

>all the former Spanish colonies are complete shit.

He's right, you know.

We killed all our Indians

They fucked them

>Spanish colonies are complete shit

we all know who we can thank for that

Yeah, Haiti is shit tier but that's to be expected when a nigger infestation gets that bad.

Ivory Coast isn't in the Western Hemisphere so that doesn't count.

Mandatory

The fuck are you babbling about, on average the best colonies were the Spanish.

Outch, not even burgers know their own history lulz

So the only former Spanish colonial areas that aren't complete shit are the ones that were conquered by America.

Gotcha.

Way to refute my point.

>California
>Not complete shit

>implying any remnant of Spanish colonies exist in America
besides recent Mexican immigrants, Spain has nothing to do with America whatsoever. Not the same as South American """countries""" that are the direct, continuous result of Spanish colonies.

I know Spain controlled parts of North America.
Those parts were utter shit until they were conquered by us.

You've disproved nothing.

Spain a shit

THIS a 1000 times. an entire subcontinent founded on rape and racemixing

Like Spanish named cities and states?

Yes, many.

nahh lad usa is not that bad

>Rape

Your women think otherwise Sancho

>CA GDP: $2 trillion
>Peru GDP: $200 billion
yep even our worst states are better than your entire country. congratulations

that's Mexican influence. You know, the mestizos that are the result of your carelessness? the SW US is the result and responsibility of white men from England who moved west, aka MANIFEST DESTINY MOTHERFUCKER

>all the former Spanish colonies are complete shit.
But you invaded them

God said "Fuck the natives."

The protestants in the north interpreted that to mean 'you can kill them all, I don't really care' while the Catholics interpreted it to mean 'literally fuck them.'

The problem must be Catholic degeneracy.

I think we're getting somewhere.

California is one of the worst places in the US but still miles ahead of the shit pile you're from.

recently walked 300km of the camino de santigo through spain, worst service ever, shops closed all day (open in morning then not until the evening), lazy staff took them forever to take an order and then just ignore you if you want to order a something else or pay, shit food all food was from a tin or frozen,no soap in bathrooms of restaurants or hostels, poor hygiene, nobody seems to work everyone sits in cafes (if there open), all the other northern europeans Catalonians hated the spanish, spics are rude and no spacial awarness (make no room for you if you walking down a street basical have to knock into them in order form to realise that some is trying to walk past them ), also let there children run amock like little shits (guessing thats because most familys only have one child so they let them act like brats)

>God said "Fuck the natives."
gonna need a source on that friendo. If you're an angsty heathen protestant you can always make your own thread

>t. Catholic

Every San/Santa city name is Spanish
and there are more.

Stop being in denial.

>french colonies
>based
yea right faggot

also communist signs every city I walked though , found out there the third biggest party en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_Spain

The indians in the North half, down South of Texas it was the conquistadors and they did a whole lot of killing.

It might have been consensual some of the time, I don't think you or I know for sure, but fucking an ugly native is just as bad

Did the people of Catalonia successfully resist all the shitskin DNA that got pumped into the Iberian Peninsula during the middle ages?

They seem like a different breed.

Yeah I know. My ancestor was from Spain, he was the personal bodyguard of a pastor at one of the missions here.

But that has nothing to do with the fact that white liberals ruined this state via mexican immigration and communist programs. California's current situation has zero to do with Spanish colonies. If anything, Spanish architecture and history is the only unique thing this state has going for it.

This is claimed land, doesn't mean there was anything there other than natives.

really? your richest state? they have a problem with property prices, uncontrolled migration, gangs, porn degeneracy, jew's fortress.......but other than that.....you're right though

Those names magically got there, those forts were done by ghosts, all those cities and towns with Spanish names were empty.

main city founded by this guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal

What did hannibal found?

>what did he found

Learn how to speak your own god damned language

Barcelona

>being this retarded

nvm

You dumb monkey spic.

That's proper English, as in "he founded a city".

Sorry Sup Forums, I apologize for this underdeveloped turd

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DAH COMMUNISTZ OBAMA IS MUSLIM SPANISH IS SOCIALISM

>Did the people of Catalonia successfully resist all the shitskin DNA?
no... they are the darkest iberians

Imagine if the French won the French and Indian war.

The world would be a very different place.

Wat?

>whole lot of killing.

This meme has to stop. Most of the natives died from fucking diseases. More than half of the conquistadors army was filled with natives. The only real destruction was the Mexica Capital cities and some occasional Spaniard going full retard.

this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Laws
also sorry for the smallpox

Spaniards are niggers

> the former English, French and Dutch colonies are pretty much all based

What about Bahamas or Jamaica or other african/asian shitholes?

>I'm an stupid inbred heretical Lutheran redneck who doesn't know history and fucks with his sister

okey, I want you to look back in time when the independence days of the spanish colonies were happening...

South america a shithole?, You can thank mr Simón Bolivar for that

Center american a shithole?, You can than cura Hidalgo (mason 33rd degree) and mr Santa Ana (other 33rd degree mason who betrayed the first mexican crown), also, the revolution war against Don Porfirio was financed by the US because he wasn't playing your game anymore. You know, there's a reason why EVERYONE hates the US

The Caribbean a shithole?, it was literally a first world before "not real socialism"

And for Spain... the dynasty of the Bourbon is responsible I believe

(side note, portugal is a shithole, I really can't deny that)

youtu.be/2GHyLIR477c

2% north african /=/ nigger anymore than 2% r1b in north africans = white

is a weird mix betwen gaels goths french italians and berebers

Spaniards have unique dna some spaniards have small amounts of north african.

are there any latin americans that want a return to spanish rule? a sort of spanish nationalism? please be true, I'd love to see a Reconquista de america latina

Shit, archaic spinoff language that's not even as good as its root language.

Nobody in Europe wants to deal with Spaniards, so Spain filled South America so they'd have someone to talk to.

Spanish is not the language of Romance. It's the language of rape. It raped its root language into the used up shell it is now.

Spanish is also the most sexist language on the planet. Why do you think most feminists don't speak it? Because they're usually killed.

Yeah its really small. anyone that says spain/spanish colonies suck because muh moor dna is fucking retarded. moors/arabs were once the center of the intellectual world. although islam resulted in the arab empires, it was out of religious fervor. arguably the only thing holding back north africa/arab world from being at least somewhat on the level of western civilization and intelligent is their toxic religion. moorish dna has nothing to do with spanish shitholes. moorish spain definitely wasn't a shithole

>pretty much all
>What about
>pretty much all
>What about

Tu no compredes, sucio Mexican?

I'm just joking Mexico, you're alright.

The most swarthy of the spaniards are the ones who live in the Levante.

They are not the most shitskin but still they are pretty swarthy comparing with other mainland spanish regions.

moorish dna is around 2%, it's really incosecuential, you could find 2% european dna practically in any shithole, doesn't change the fact they are shitskins.

yes berber blood has been here allways, u know the phoenicians

levant people aren't Spaniards neither are Mediterranean people.

Berbers are in North Africa, Iberia is Iberian, some Spaniards have small amounts of the dna.

I thought the spics were all about "WE WUZ ROMANS AND FOONEESHENS N' SHIT"

>using the term "Mediterranean" as a race

Cringe

Center American? You mean Mexico or middle US?

Middle of the US is fucking tornado country. Most tornadoes on the fucking planet. Mother fucking Tornado Alley.

Do your research instead of spouting failed war stories.

Caribbean was never first-world. It has no-where near the natural resource to achieve such a thing. It was and always will be a hub-nation.

mhmmm

Look, there's a lot of people (at least in Mexico) that defend the Spanish conquest and colonization progress (still the minority tho), but no one wants to go back to the Spanish rule, including me, for one reason, Mexico and the other Iberian-american countries are now a formalized identity, we are neither spanish nor indio, we are a new breed, and I am not only referring to the blood, I am mostly talking about the culture, you can easily differentiate between a mariachi and a torero, you can tell the difference between an empanada and a taco and so on...

It wasn't a mistake to proclaim our independence, the mistake was after that, we fell on the wrong hands, after the betrayal of Iturbide I believe that there was no going back, every other leader that tried to help Mexico ended up violently killed

Before being executed, Maximiliano of Hasburg gave every soldier in charge of his execution a gold coin and his last words were:

"Nada tengo que perdonaros; un oficial cumple con su deber. Agradezco en el alma los generosos sentimientos de su corazón y me compazco en manifestarle que lo aprecio"

the officer said to him apologized to him and then he said:

"Voy a morir por una causa justa, la de la independencia y libertad de México. ¡Que mi sangre selle las desgracias de mi nueva patria! ¡Viva México!"

Mexico and other countries above Colombia

>'Merikan education

>Being such an ignorant fuck

Levante is also a term for the eastmost zone of Spain, the one most near to the mediterranean. El Levante Español, ya dipshit.

But i wouldn't expect a shartmerican know about this.

well lad, was the early nineteenth century, who would tell us then that to support the independence of the British colonies would destroy all of ours. ty frogs

You had one job father...

Lol fuck no. Entirety of Mexico and South America wants Spain out of their country cause of the drugs.

South America has no interest in stopping drugs though. They just want Spain to fuck off back-seat druglording them.

Afghanistan is the drug shithole of the word. It's no wonder the US and Russia wanted to invade it.

The only "oil war" was Saudi Arabia paying off Bush and Putin.

I'll guess I'll have to restore El Imperio Espanol with africa, then. Because I'll be breeding them out. But can you translate? mi espanol es muy malo, too bad for reading that and im learning (its so bad i dont even remember how to fully say that, i havent practiced in months desu)

It's so fucking ridiculous. Every latin american country has it's own defined identity, unlike the US which has always been a big assortment of companies and big-dick empresaries exploiting the country. Unlike you, we got an identity because we had already people living here and by conglomeration make unique cultures, while you just imposed it on your inmigrants.

God, only thinking about american "identity" makes me cringe, such a plastic and forced idea.

We are a shit county because our economy is based on tourism and taking it in the ass from eurobanks

Also corruption and shit going down from 1812. US fucked us over withe uss maine thing and whole cuban war.
Idk. We could have been amazing.

At least we are the only country that doesnt take shit from moors

>Mexican intellectuals

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CIA_map_of_Central_America.png

oh yeah, forgot to mention im a descendant of spaniards

At least im from Navarra

are you standing up for multiculturalism?

Don't be so down. You guys were the leading world power in 15-17 centuries. spain was already amazing

>Why does ex-Spanish Empire suck?
Papism. Britain, Netherlands, protestant. France, Catholic but most of its empire was conquered after the Revolution, when they learned the proper attitude towards Popery, however grudgingly they had to be taught.

You speak basque, the mystery language?

Your economy is based on drug and sex-slave trafficking.

No, its hard as shit. Some friends do. Im around it all day but only know a couple of words

Speak euskera for us

(I am basque myself)