/brit/ nigger edition

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absolutely atrocious edition, what are you even doing

Utter rubbish OP, even my Xi Jinping threads are better.

being a sperg / he doesnt know

demented nonce freak

not a good edition

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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Dreadful horrid edition

How do Britbongs feel about Jamaicans?

shut the fuck up nonceposting twat bastard

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It would be really sulfurous

>racism
a lil' passe imo

Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go

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Tried the buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich from mcdonalds

Was $5 for just the sandwich! Ridiculous.. I can get 20 nuggets for the same price.

Will off myself if I'm not out of my parents house by 26 (won't really)

I'm hoping it would be really rancid and awful smelling.

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yeh? how old are you now

JF twerp

LMAO

I like this image

going to get a nice beef carvery dinner tomorrow and ask for extra potatoes, the gravy they do is define, sadly will have to sleep in the meantime

>Will off myself if I'm not out of my parents house by 26 (won't really)
Just save up and buy a house its easy lmao

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Gormless troglodyte

fuck up

24

Tried gorm once and I wasn't a fan

older jamaicans are cool
younger "jamaicans" are pure cancer

spastic wankstain

Top one is actually sexually attractive, bottom one is a fat gorilla.

best get your arse in gear, lad

don't understand how drug withdrawals work

The so-called gf

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>letting gingerpedo/autismoyank make the new

clean your room

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Cretinous worm

Will off myself if I don't wake up 20 years younger tomorrow with a chance to redo my life

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i'm going on hunger strike for the next 5 hours
please pray for my health

my mate has a very petite qt gf she's tiny it's NOT fair aroooooooo

Brits are pink, not white

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What are you gay?

what the fuck is her problem?

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'

How do I win a woman's heart? I have about 10 spare hours a week and about $200 per month I can spend on this project.

Top is for low test men
Bottom is for high test men

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Netflix and chill is probably the best you can get

getting a bit sick of him now

his fans are christopher hitchens fans-tier

okay lads how do I take xans responsibility

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the chad nonce

You might be able to find a female heart organ for that price with the right connections

I want to suck a fart out of Emma Watson's anus.

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responsibly*

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while
Think I see my friends coming
Riding a many mile
Friends did you get some silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me my dear friends
To keep me from the gallows pole?
What did you bring me to keep me from the gallows pole?

Sorry can't speak Mandarin so that's out of the question.

>I want to suck a fart out

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Don't have Netflix.
Do have YouTube Red though, does that work too?

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Think I genuinely have a fetish for being a stron, fat cunt. Love when the gf rubs my tummy. Love the idea of of being the biggest guy in the room. Love the idea of intimidating NA let's.

throw them in the bin

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god our country is so utterly fucked

Love at first sight
It may sound trite
But it's true, you know
I could list the detail
Of everything you ever wore or said
Or how you stood the day
As we spent the last night
On Maudlin Street
"Goodbye house, forever!"
I never stole a happy hour
Around here

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Women aren't shy about showing their anuses. They're almost as shameless about their assholes as a dog. 99% of human anuses that I've seen have been female anuses.

Reminder that the British nation doesn't exist anymore. It died in 1997.

>quarter life crisis
heh my lifes one long crisis at this point

i hate pakis

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Quarter Life Crisis, that's what, 19 years? Bliming heck

Ah yes, generation snowflake crying at the slightest bit of hardship

Posting from starbucks on my iphone. I just got back from the doctor. My son was not performing well in school so the dr. Bernstein and I decided to get him on hormone blockers so he can become a female. I also got some Xanax and fentanyl for my allergies. Next week we will be volunteering at our local pride parade. We are entering our son in the drag queen contest. Last year he won first place.

25.

Why is he in the theater on his own

Here's the thing. Poop feels good coming out of ur butt because we're all fags

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Hahaha lads

Just imagine how easy life was 40 years ago
>no shitskin immigrants
>if you wanted to be a dr, lawyer, or ceo just finish scrape a pass in an undergrad, which just required finishing year 12
>if you wanted any other job just finish year 10 if you wanted to act smart, year 9 if you wanted money quicker
>want a car, that'll be one month's salary
>want a house, that's one year's salary
>want to own a houses and retire early, just work at it for 10 years
>want a kid, why not go for 3 or 4

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Master Apu prefers it that way

finished my book today, what did you accomplish /brit/?

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why didn't you lot finish these people off when you had the chance? ffs
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the entire west needs american level freedom of speech lads, no hate speech thought crime and libel bullshit

was this just edited or have people modded games to make it so you can fight Varg "stop watching porn and using deodorant and move to the country side before we run out of crude oil with information based off Google" Vikernes

Didn't post noncy pics in a general where everyone hates me

I called some yank on /brit/ a nonce

nonce

it's the behaviour of people 40 years ago that has led to society being as shit as it is now

why can't they invent drugs that have no bad effects
is it that difficult

downloaded the Led Zeppelin deluxe box set
is it wrong to download albums you already own ?

milk truck

Big ole juggy milkers.

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You lads see the footy today

Britain was nothing like that, you're describing golden age America. Home ownership has never been common here. We were a devastated post-industrial socialist shithole.

But it was still a better time, at least England was England.

>YouTube Red
Nigga you gay

aye

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British Steel

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clearly edited

My mum is talking to my sisters BF about how much of a failure I am in life lads.

Yeah don't really get how capitalism is supposed to improve everyone's lives but everything just seems harder and more competitive now

I need a petite Sup Forums gf

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The *cide thoughts are coming back.