Fuck The Founder, when are they gonna make a biopic about this giant of a man?

fuck The Founder, when are they gonna make a biopic about this giant of a man?

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His burgers are soggy

Yeah but word is he had a redhead fetish and nailed like 700+ redheads.

Dave always seemed like a decent fellow. He was Colonel Sanders protege as I recall.

When they gonna make a movie about that Louisiana botch from Popeye's?

kfc sucks

;_;

he doesn't deserve a movie he sold his franchise to poo in loos and now its just a sad reminder of what it used to be

That isn't fucking true. He died the owner of the company.

>muh burger man documentaries.

Smug Wendy the Movie when?

Kino.

No that's actually Me

They won't.

Because he was a cool guy who helped people.

The Founder only worked because the guy was an asshole.

Controversy sells.

Jimmy John biopic when?

Papa John biopic when?

manlet

2016. Ghostbusters remake.

Wendys burgers > McDonalds burgers >>>>>> Burger King's "chargrilled" ass

They didn't used to be. They made some changes around '09 or so and the burgers haven't been the same. Also, Hollywood will never make a biopic about him because he was too Republican.

nah a kfc movie would be superior since kfc started his buisness when he was old as fuck

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I definitely think Dave could make an interesting film, especially since he didn't even have a high school education

I would rather have a story of the master popcorn maker desu

if its called 5 guys, who is his name Dave? What about the other 4?

>he nailed 700 redheads

...s-so thats the 11 herbs and spices?

damn i forgot about biggie size
supersize at mcdonalds was truly ridiculous tho

stupidest shit tho. its like saying that anywhere with bottomless coffee is responsible for you getting fat because what if you accepted, AND drank 56 cups per sitting

>Drinking 56 cups of coffee per sitting

No one wants to see a movie about Greeks.

ya know, i wonder if the water intake would make you piss that out faster then you could intake it, if water overdose didnt kill you first

I like them square hamburgers

Frayshest hamburger in the bidnis!

>supersize at mcdonalds was truly ridiculous tho

The supersize cup holds an entire six pack of soda!

>42oz
That's 3.5 12 oz cans. Minus the space taken up by ice.

>Also, Hollywood will never make a biopic about him because he was too Republican
That's exactly why they would make a movie about him. They'll make him ?le evil capitalist man just like Ray Kroc

I'd rather watch a documentary about the 7-11 Big Bite

That bitch is an actress.