You wake up in bumfuckville lousiana in the deep swamps, wat do?

You wake up in bumfuckville lousiana in the deep swamps, wat do?

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Sit next to the water while im drinking beer

drown.

Go home.

Go catch some some catfish with my bare hands and shoot some gators probably

get shot

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Drink spirits and play banjo

Is this giethoorn?
It looks.... Diferent ',:^\

kek

Fuck my cousin

This

SNAKE EATER!

Aahh sweet home alabama

take it back

.... are you sure you want to this? We'll give it to you for free

French people are French people, even if they devolved into mutt rednecks.

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i-im french do you want me

Absolutely. Come home, French man.

Unironically would love to live in a comfy swamp town

Hunt alligators for livin
Hit them in the head with a stump
Cause that's all I have left, cause alligator bit it
Ah ha ha

aren't there a lot of dangerous creatures in that water? not alligators but small creatures that swim inside your ear and eat your brain

Mersy bokoo bonjeerno

Nice. I have a french last name. I'll expect my citizenship card in the mail!

I know in Brazil there is a little fish that swims up your urethra and they have to cut your whole dick in half to remove it.

Explore desu, have a holiday in burgerland then go home

Thats a meme, no fish does that

drink beer while sitting on a boat tied to the dock with an unattended fishing rod in the water

not a meme, yt it

Build a rickety stilt house and become an insane swamp hermit.

After playing resident evil 5 I'd quite like to visit that area but I bet the locals aren't that friendly to outsiders.

Also I probably wouldn't be able to understand a word they were saying.

Next step of our masterplan : WHOLE AMERICA.

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Would interact with local girls and find gf and marry her and live happily.

Drive north until I reach Tennessee and go home but not before I tell every Cajun there I don't understand a goddamn thing they say.

Join the New Orleans Thieves Guild

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Become their king because the state is named after me.

And promptly hand over the land to Macron.

They'd probably fare better that way.

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>he lives in AFRICA unironically

Drink beer with the alligators and get shot.

kill amerikkkoons

Speak some Creole