You wake up in bumfuckville lousiana in the deep swamps, wat do?
You wake up in bumfuckville lousiana in the deep swamps, wat do?
Sit next to the water while im drinking beer
drown.
Go home.
Go catch some some catfish with my bare hands and shoot some gators probably
get shot
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Drink spirits and play banjo
Is this giethoorn?
It looks.... Diferent ',:^\
kek
Fuck my cousin
This
SNAKE EATER!
Aahh sweet home alabama
take it back
.... are you sure you want to this? We'll give it to you for free
French people are French people, even if they devolved into mutt rednecks.
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i-im french do you want me
Absolutely. Come home, French man.
Unironically would love to live in a comfy swamp town
Hunt alligators for livin
Hit them in the head with a stump
Cause that's all I have left, cause alligator bit it
Ah ha ha
aren't there a lot of dangerous creatures in that water? not alligators but small creatures that swim inside your ear and eat your brain
Mersy bokoo bonjeerno
Nice. I have a french last name. I'll expect my citizenship card in the mail!
I know in Brazil there is a little fish that swims up your urethra and they have to cut your whole dick in half to remove it.
Explore desu, have a holiday in burgerland then go home
Thats a meme, no fish does that
drink beer while sitting on a boat tied to the dock with an unattended fishing rod in the water
not a meme, yt it
Build a rickety stilt house and become an insane swamp hermit.
After playing resident evil 5 I'd quite like to visit that area but I bet the locals aren't that friendly to outsiders.
Also I probably wouldn't be able to understand a word they were saying.
Next step of our masterplan : WHOLE AMERICA.
Would interact with local girls and find gf and marry her and live happily.
Drive north until I reach Tennessee and go home but not before I tell every Cajun there I don't understand a goddamn thing they say.
Join the New Orleans Thieves Guild
Become their king because the state is named after me.
And promptly hand over the land to Macron.
They'd probably fare better that way.
>he lives in AFRICA unironically
Drink beer with the alligators and get shot.
kill amerikkkoons
Speak some Creole