When the creators forgot to spend money on anything other than visuals/CGI

>when the creators forgot to spend money on anything other than visuals/CGI

havent even seen this yet but i know ill love it

>209 MILLION US DOLLARS BUDGET

>when Blade Runner and the first Star Wars look more like a Valerian movie than the actual Vaerian movie

The dialogue was so terrible I felt secondhand embarrassment.

i felt it firsthand and i didnt even watch the trailer!

Why does that boy have tits?

I still remember when people were posting about how badly this flopped and that one shill who kept responding, 'IT HASN'T OPENED IN BELARUS, LITHUANIA, BANGLADESH AND GUYANA YET'

I loved it
Deal with it nerds

Why didn't they cast real actors like the rock and Jennifer Lawrence?

bump

The left looks like a tranny and the right looks like a dyke

Is this what boys look like in the future?

To be quite honest they should've cast these two in passengers and jlaw and /ourguy/ in valerian

I feel kinda guilty when I eventually pirate this movie.

they should have cast a manlier male lead, they look like space lesbians

need someone with charisma that can offset the black hole of personality that is Delevigne

that just how euro men look like so they can identify with them. if they had a manly american it would scare the euromen and cause controversy.

NA mass marketed cuckolding, you aren't exactly a shining beacon of manliness

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it's black male slave thing you wouldn't understand it. the whole idea is a perversion of the farm tool ethos.

MORE LIKE FLOPERIAN AND A THOUSAND NEGATIVE REVIEWS
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Nigger detected

nope. niggers in your mind too.