fuck maths, fuck leafs edition
/brit/
Ian Morgan
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Connor Sanders
Jim Bowen (Bullseye man) is dead
end of an era
Samuel Hall
I'm a leaf sometimes.
Aaron Reed
choon
Hunter Reyes
list of things that should be privatized
the military
roads
intelligence agencies
postal services
schools
any and all social services
Jacob Turner
@greecemover
i did a quick google and lmao greece is lax
you dont need shit basically but coz of brexit i'd suggest getting a bit of paper before march 2019
apparently you can use an EHIC card as proof of health insurance (which is a big no no everywhere else)
you need a tenancy doc
and an employment letter (or self employed)
and done
Evan Anderson
en.m.wikipedia.org
Substitute one of these and you'll get your proof
Michael James
the wife
Jaxon Johnson
anime
John James
I pretend I'm a yank on non flag boards when i have to make a borderline dumb post
Julian Sanders
>Thanks, lad. See you next year :^)
Chase Butler
what an amazing accent, any scots here?
Ian Wright
was going to ask who is this semen demon but realised I don't give a fug
Isaac Perez
Aaron Sanders
Noah Myers
>postal services
strongly disagree, logistics are a wide and very competitive field, a nationalized service would be obsolete against DHL and the like.
Liam Stewart
le epic vegetarian communist grandfather meme
Ayden Martin
Camden Evans
If logistics is so competitive then why is my gf delivery 25 years late
John James
post that one pic of eric laughing
Landon Young
DHL is an absolute joke tbf.
Nathan Gonzalez
any man-at-arms man in?
Hudson Price
reckon I've bagged myself an interview lads
*tries to flick my fingers but just makes an awkward flapping noise*
heh
Nicholas Bell
le epic polish anticommie with cool sunglasses mememan
Nathan Smith
The British Broadcasting Corporation paid £16m to make this show
Ryder Morales
nice, do you regret moving or anything? tell us some stories/experiences you've had
Isaac Jenkins
alright Colonel Sanders, calm down
Jayden Ross
Adrian Edwards
being normal and well-adjusted is fucking easy i just happen to occasionally choose to not wash, dress, eat, or leave the house some days
some might call it depression but i can turn it on and off and i only ever do it if i have nothing i immediately have to do (some still might say this is depression but i don't feel bad)
Benjamin Jones
“I am ashamed to be British, I wish I had been born in another more civilized country like France ir China.”
Stephen William Hawking
Samuel Morgan
Really dislike the BBC but at the same time I can't bear the thought of our media becoming like America's.
Noah Scott
shes pretty ugly desu
Luke Baker
did he type that on his computer haha beep boop
Nathan Lopez
fake news
John Richardson
That racing tip was shite
Isaiah Diaz
Nathaniel Brooks
expat.com
that is fucking keks
nah no regrets, my car is broken atm so have to rely on my m8s for trips to the shops which is my only real complication
live in a quiet little village about 500km south of rome
all socials are going and getting rekt in restaurants
there's some nice tourist stuff to do around
weather is great
lots of beaches
dirt cheap
internet is decent
its only about 8hrs door to door to see my family in the uk (2hrs to naples, airport shenanigans, 2hr flight, border shenanigans, hour on the train)
suppose one could find it boring here but I make stacks of cash and dont pay a penny in tax so im willing to spend most of my evenings drinking, cooking and vidyaing while i accrue wealth
Evan Price
[citation needed]
Jaxson Roberts
delete this comment and don't let me catch you writing such a farce again
Blake Perez
i wish i was born in japan
Lincoln Stewart
Would spin hawkins jaw if I caught him in public
Robotic cunt
Isaiah Price
what do you do for work?
Adam Robinson
Mark Francois, a Conservative, says May’s statement “in some ways had flashes of the iron lady” about it. He describes Corbyn as “a CND-wearing apologist for the Russian state”.
Christian Scott
why are you upset about it
Gavin Hernandez
>be white girl
>start threesome with two black guys
>they go off and have a twosome together
>watch from the distance
Thank you based British Broadcasting Corporation
Ian Price
self employed programmer who also sells some own developed software on the side
Christian Smith
this chicken bake is stone cold
gonna sue Gregg
Asher Hill
Ring a ding nigga,
Grab your wrist and break a finger,
Put the steel to your jaw and pull the trigger,
Hydrostatic shock blow out your mandibles,
I see the light escaping from your eyes,
And I was the one to blow out the candles
Ethan Williams
program me a gf would you ?
Andrew Lopez
will you fuck, try me you little runt
Dominic Hall
I'm not upset I just thought they might be 'blackwashing' history as they are prone to do but then I read that article and apparently they're actually not so thats ok. Why are you upset?
Oliver Taylor
While I toil in the neo-mines in cold, wet britain, this guy is sitting outside at night drinking fine wine
Why would anyone want to be born on this island
Aaron Lee
im a programmer, not a miracle worker
fine wine, not just fine wine, but fine wine at 8.50 euros for 5 litres
Lucas Lopez
this entire article is retarded and the author jumps through as many hoops as possible to justify the retarded casting of black skinned africans as greeks
Daniel Murphy
i don't appreciate your tone young man, it's highly unbecoming of you.
do not reply to me again.
cunt.
Ethan Morgan
>name your daughter 'Gay'
>son turns out to be a nonce
youve had enough
Brody Baker
full wax instant noodles for lunch with a side of original doritos
Dylan Moore
ever had cool american doritos
Jason Miller
Wyatt Sullivan
>making the iron lady comparison
he needs to think about this stuff before it comes out his mouth.
Dominic Sanchez
once passed a primary school (no i am not a nonce) in a very rural area of the country which had like ~15 students
imagine going to a school like that, would either be really comfy or absolutely mind-numbingly boring
Gabriel Morris
>£7 for 5 litres of wine
jesus fucking christ, do you have an italian qt as well?
Eli Nguyen
Did this 2 days ago
Brayden Morales
>If the West really wants to punish Russia and ruin its World Cup, they should get Mourinho to manage Belgium or Spain.
Brilliant.
Brody Turner
gf cucked me again lads
Kayden Sanders
>her nine pals
something about when even fluent english-speaking indians use english just jars really strongly with me
Isaiah Russell
my nephew goes to a primary like that, not as bad, but they merge reception and year 1 together because there isn't enough to make 2 classes.
Seriously, it looks amazing, clean country air for the kids, safety, a nice river runs by, and most of all, no pakis and not a mosque to be seen for miles
Jaxon Bell
This lad drives up to your front door and tells you hop in
what dd you do?
Brandon Nguyen
assessment centre tomorrow lads
if i succeed i'll graduate to junior toilsman
Blake Baker
gimmick idea: cuckolded mario
Charles Campbell
Please spare us oh almighty brits
Landon Gray
That's real cheap. But in Ireland alcohol is very common so i guess justified
Kayden Mitchell
>UK expels 23 Russian diplomats, Russian state assets to be frozen as well. More sanctions being announced at 19.00 tonight
based theresa
finally being useful
Nathaniel Scott
married to a yank desu but there's some fine women around here desperate for a foreign wealthy husband
plus most women's aim in life here is to have a kid and sponge off their husband
Adam Cruz
what's /brit/ been watching lately then
Ayden Lopez
the walls
Evan Jackson
wouldn't mind that still
tfw pro-feminist but happy to conform to traditional gender stereotypes
Benjamin Cox
Watched a rajnikanth movie
Dylan Russell
>married to a yank
and here I was almost envying you
Nathan Smith
why would anyone be “pro-feminist”
Lucas Bell
how do you mean self employed programmer?
how do you find work and what does it consist of?
Colton Fisher
i sleep for 10 hours a day and am still tired after being awake for 5 hours
Ian Reed
off to uni toil lads.....
Justin Rodriguez
I'm a racist
Elijah Gutierrez
dumb twat
Jose Lee
i think something crazy like 90% of swedes consider themselves feminist, so it's not surprising.
Ethan Parker
>hey doc, I can't concentrate and I fuck up everything I do
them's amphetamine getting words
Hudson Gray
shit diet, shit lifestyle i assume
Isaac Wilson
watched Annihilation the ar' night. Was v good. a little slow at the beginning but enjoyed it overall.
Levi Lopez
i have clients from the uk
also
weworkremotely website is good for longer contracts
i uh, shitpost on here, and uh, set up servers and maintain applications mostly
and then i send invoices
then people send me money
tis joyous
Angel Parker
what are your rational disagreements with feminism
Lucas Thomas
do you speak italian?
Henry Jenkins
His Own Enemy by William Dunbar
He that has gold and greatt riches
And may be into mirrynes,
And does gladness from him expel
And lives in wretchedness,
He brings sorrow upon himself.
He that may be without quarrel
And lives a carefree and pleasing life,
And then with marriage does himself involve
And binds him to any wicked wife,
He works sorrow to himself.
He that has for his own arrow
Any target without flaw,
And shoots then at any unfamiliar target,
And is done in with the fleas of Spain,
He works sorrow to himself.
And he that with good life and truth,
Without discord or other vice,
Dois evermore with any master dwell,
That never on him have no pity,
He works sorrow to himself.
Now all this tyme let us be merry,
And value not by this world a cherry.
Now while there is good wine to buy,
He that does on dry bread gnaw,
I give him to the Devil of Hell!
Jayden Baker
stv.tv
>support for scottish independence at 48%
>brexit hasn't even happened yet
LADS
Jonathan Jackson
it’s unnecessary
Jonathan Powell
you should be asking what his problem is with modern 3rd wave feminism
Owen Powell
seems like a goog gig. How long have you been programming?
Jonathan Foster
yeah, enough to get by tho i mostly speak the local dialect
can do anything bills/bank/etc wise but cant read a novel
Joshua Williams
this soulless fued between alex and darkly is getting nuts
Evan Brooks
my little fart age