I came so hard. Omfg

Thanks for another great chick flick (((Hollywood)))

Holy shit! Uh... yeah, *that* movie. Heh, heh.

whats this from?

SAUCE THAT SHIT NIGGA

blackeddotcom

I miss the days before (((Netflix))) when kids had to put in effort to find fap material

Boku no Pico

Dougie Jones

Sauce?

>being this new

Sauce?

Sauce?

Sauce?

>start thread about some obscure literal who movie
>act snobby and call people newfag when they want to know what movie it is

try again

sczhechuan

This looks exceedingly uncomfortable for both parties involved

Rick and Morty reference. Nice. Subtle. Sauce?

>Subtle

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Now give me the fucking SOURCE.

>sand

t. virgin

>t. virgin

I think that's you user.

Pool fucking is not great plus her fucking in Show Girls is laughable.

Saw this movie in the theater about a week after it was released. I regret nothing.

He's right though.
Having sex underwater is awful.

So is this how Laura Palmer died?

it is. its a fucking meme. the water removes the natural lubrication of the pussy

The water takes away all natural lubrication. It is terrible.

what does kissing feels like

Plus, you're getting her juju bits all full of chlorine which is actually super bad for you

rofl

the fuck is she even doing
that's hilarious

how is he fucking her with his belly button? does he have a really big outie?

lol i remember asking those questions back when i was 11 or 12. i practiced kissing on a mirror. my mom caught me doing this shit. she never said anything about it though.

based mom. miss you ;_;

salty bags of milk and coins

not what you would expect as a kissless virgin but enjoyable

>being this triggered

SAUCE

Is she having a stroke

Look mate, give me the source or I'll fuckin come over there and boomerang ya

see

PAN

Flavour-wise, I suppose you might feel some aftertaste of whatever the girl you're kissing had eaten previously, but that's about it.

Physically, it's not much different from rubbing your tongue on the side of your mouth, just... wet flesh on wet flesh.

Overrated

See? That wasn't difficult at all. Thanks mate!

Bait

>this is canonically what doppelDale was up to in the 90s

Depends on who you kiss. Technically, it tastes and smells like saliva all over the place.

fireworks

Nice and hot

Shitty story, you never even made out with your mom

I miss my mom too, user.
Her name was Pat. I'm thinking about you, Mom. And I remember you, and I wish you were still here.

kek

This is by far the worst sex acting I've ever seen.

yeah thats the point. most people didnt realize that when they first saw the movie which is weird since its very obvious

yeah, rough sex scene

NECK

NICE AND SNAPPED

You had to be 18 to get in to see them. Film came out to theaters in 1995. Hows life at 40, user? Is there anything to look forward to or fear?

he's coming...

Wasn't this film director by an accused Pederast?

Thats definitely Dopple-Dooper Coop.

...

snap city

lol is this from the Disney film?

Why is Sup Forums so obsessed with black penises?

nah, 99 percent of it is libcucks or liberals pretending to be Sup Forums

Like bags of sand

What did Verhoeven mean by this?

>99 percent of it is libcucks or liberals pretending to be Sup Forums

That's high. More like 70%

Why are Black Penises so obsessed with /pol?

More like 12%

Sup Forums can't stop thinking about black sexual habits, penises, etc.. Look at their obsession with interracial cuckoldry

Like shit when compared to sucking titties.

hello there reddit

>Sup Forums can't stop thinking about black sexual habits, penises, etc.. Look at their obsession with interracial cuckoldry

that's people like you doing false flags. I never troll my own Sup Forumsbros with that filth.

>has an exorcism halfway in
nigger fuck that

Lol, they are wasting time making webm's of porn. What a constructive hobby, as constructive as myself talking about guys that make webm's of interracial jackhammering.

it's gross

hugging is better 2bh

That's why you use sillicon based lube ;)

If you're using lube the woman is either not fertile or not turned on or both.

Don't forget the r/asianmasculinity spergs

I shouldn't tell you fucktards this stuff cuz you'll blame the woman for being canada-dry.

jesus man this has some serious cereal killer vibes

...

Lol

This is awful.
>Putting pool water in pussy

It's supposed to be uncomfortable

what does a naturally lubed pussy feel like

It's just chill imo. I like it a lot, its just like having a nice feeling hit your brain and your heart even if that's pretty gay
It can depend on the girl though, what they're like, how much they're into it, whether they have any sense of a good kiss. Hard to explain but different levels of it do different things.

OH DOUGIE

Wet and warm

I think it's hilarious hapas pin all their deficiencies on "white society" or "racism" or "culture" shit, instead of recognizing that their mental issues are probably inherited from their white fathers with low SMV.

The real question is why are you so obsessed with Sup Forums?

Sticky
Like someone sneezed on it

Thanks Pat. I'm going to call my mom this weekend.