Go to see Dunkirk

>Go to see Dunkirk
>Group of teenage girls who were there for the One Direction guys are talking really loudy
>Get annoyed
>Too beta to say anything
>They start laughing at the part where the torpedo sinks the ship
>Tell them "s-shut up" (I get really nervous when talking to girls)
>They start laughing even harder
>Hear one make fun of my voice

never happened

are you butthurt?

It happened last saturday

can confirm it happened. i was one of the girls.

Designated theater shooter here. It happened

it happened. I was the usher and his voice sounds autistic

Definitely happened. I watched it from the manlet pits

Penis inspector here. I watched it happen

>go see some war movie
>heard on the internet it was good
>went with some friends
>scene where the ship sinks
>omgnolanisahack.jpg
>laugh our asses off
>some faggot behind us stutters
>"s-shut up"
>he chokes on cheeto dust and adjusts his fedora
>we get to watch this failure of a movie and this failure of a man
>two shows for the price of one

post ears.

The correct response is to go and tell the staff, then linger round, overseeing the process as they escort the customers out with a smug grin and your thumbs tucked into your belt.

I heavily doubt you could hear anyone in the theatre at that part because of how loud it was.
You could be screaming at them and they wouldn't hear a single thing. And most one directioners would cry and go "oooooh nooo is harry ok?????" at that part.

Also yeah never happened.

shoulda had your falcon attack them

don't hit on me silly boys :3

i was an old man masturbating to the girls in the back of the theater, i saw it happen. it's real, son.

have you seen that video of an in-doors protest and they shut up when a beta asian comes up to them and says "hey this is a library" or something, how can you be beta-er than him?

asians are born beta so they don't count

You would've failed the written kinoplex virgin test.

that asian was based and alpha as fuck, he shut up a whole fucking whining protest with a single sentence

They were directly behind me, I could definitly hear them.
One of the girl also said "I wish I was a toast" during the scene that Harry is eating a toast. They also got mad when they rescued that guy from the sinking ship and it wasn't harry but just some random soldier (the one who kills the kid by accident later).

>go to store to buy food
>almost done but need butter
>a very qt girl is filling the shelf
>I really need the butter and walk up to the butter shelf
>this girl looks up to me with her huge green eyes
>our eyes lock for almost eternity
>"I need the butter please" I say she smiles happily and grabs the butter
>when she grabs one another butter sticks to it
>she looks at me and says "t-they always stick together haha" and smiles again
>feel heart is like melting
>knees are weak
>adrenaline is going up
>grab butter "thanks" and move on, never see her again
>6 years later post about it on Sup Forums while still being KHV

Shower warden here. Seen it happen myself lad

cozy virgin post user, I enjoyed it

hits way too close to home

>same grocery store also a few years ago
>smile to myself because had a good day don't even remember why
>accidentally smile at my highschool crush that enters the store, haven't seen her in like 10 years
>she smiles back and it doesn't look fake at all
>maintained eye contact the whole time but just walked past her and never seen her again
>got in my moms car and speeded away
>knees felt like jello the rest of the day

Op here
part 2
>movie ends
>stay sited waiting for them to leave before i leave so that they dont notice me
>they pass by me and hit me in the head while they do it
>i look down at my feet the whole time
>when everyone finally left i get up
>the room is dark again now
>as soon as i get in front of the exit door i see the same girls
>they are all staring at me with huge grins on their faces
>they open up a path in between then for me to walk trough
>i am trembling right now
>i start walking but my legs are shaking like im going to fall at any moment
>the girl closest to me is slim with a tomboy haircut. Black hair.
>when i get closer to her she spits in my face
>i instinctivelly look up at her
>she has a smug smile
>"w-why?"
>She gets in my face
>"What is that? What did you say?" She says with an imposing manner
>"N-nothing." i stutter
>"What? I cant hear you if you dont talk like a man."
>"S-sorry about that"
>She drives her knee in my crotch
>I fall on the floor on my knees
>she lifts my head by the chin forcing me to look her in the eyes

Cont?

Came up from the popcorn mines because people were talking about it and saw OP for myself. It happened.

Now post tits.

I was the guy in the Pepe costume, I saw it happen.

>Cont?
Yeah

>green eyeballs