ITT: Characters that are literally your dad

ITT: Characters that are literally your dad

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Fuuuuck, that's hot. Is that Amy Schumer with him?

If you take out the crime fighting part. This is my dad.

You already posted it.

Someone already made a got thread, but that doesn't stop people from making a billion more.

I meant the character that is literally my dad, not your thread.

>derailing your own thread with gotposting
good job you fucking moron

If his dad is your dad then who's my dad?

>literally

I'm pretty sure Tony Soprano isn't actually your dad. The type of character he is can be a lot of peoples dads.

I dunno, pick a character.

I was quoting OP, and he used 'literally' figuratively.

moar

> 'literally' figuratively.

Let me guess you can't even. Stop typing like a 13 year old girl.

My dad is Izet from Lud Zbunjen Normalan

>tfw no tony soprano
only similarity is that he often gets loud

You are a fucking retard, shut the fuck up and piss off.
Dumb cunt asshole bitch.
Die.

i wish i was a big burly italian guy like tony, he's fat sure but he still looks strong

>tfw skinny norwegian manlet

*dad

every gangster i ever met just fucked ugly tatted up whores. never once did they fuck some normie girl who wanted a bad boy, they only meet and interact with junkies and bar tenders and waitresses

As a big burly Lithuanian guy, I can confirm it's a good feel.
>mfw a girl says I look strong enough to beat three guys
>actually weak as shit

literally peak performance

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>you look like the guy from rompster stomper teehee

everytime. and its always gooks. and i always pretend that im not racist, like "Yeah I'm gonna go stomp some migrants in later you coming?" and they laugh

>always take things too far when I break balls
>turn into a sociopath when I use drugs
>mommy issues
>masochist

I bet theres a lot of people here who relate to ralphie

>Can't read

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Your dad died from a heart attack at a young age because he was fat and out of shape?

Ouch.

is he okay?

who's an introverted, anti-social character who at first glance appears extroverted but is angry at the world and incessantly teases people in social situations and passes it off as playful when he's actually trying to be malicious and get under their skin because he hates them, and in his ideal world he'd bait them into getting into a fist fight so he could destroy them, and this behavior becomes much more prevalent when he gets drunk?

happy/goofy Ron Swanson

i love my dad

does he have dementia? Does he exaggerate stories?

Literally.

without a doubt

>exaggerate stories
This and them someand I loved every minute of it

>you now remember this scene

youtube.com/watch?v=PHu9D8armIA

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Dalton Humphrey
Cheap, bad at marriage, Canadian

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GODS AM I STRONG

Not only does he look exactly like my dad, my dad is schizophrenic, so be believes he is being spied on by an ex-military woman named "Vicky"

Your dad was cucked by his father in law?

:(

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hat and all

Not a hobbit but otherwise looks, personality etc are so spot on it's a bit uncanny

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Is he awful to be around? Al is sorta loving, just miserable

no. if it was, it wouldn't be hot.

a man's man. i'm such a disappointment

Don't commit suicide over it bro

Did he fucking die? What was the point of that going to black?

I wish I had my own company

Yes
No
Life is precious

I can't way to sell all the pieces of his cold dread freeze dried body.

reminder that suicide isn't up there because it isn't considered a valid cause of death

>having to pretend to be related to a sopranos char

Once again

my grandfather is uncle jr, I will answer one question

Only a little bit more insane, Russian and religiously brainwashed.

>Cares more about legacy than his kids
>nothing is ever enough
>too smart for his own good
>sharp tongue
>is loaded

Pic

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I agree with Fucking redditor, fuck off

I refill wine for myself, though

Literally my father

Any movies featuring a fat guy with a mustache who sits on the couch all day until his wife tells him to get something from the store?

Your dad is hot. lol. tfw no montana sheriff bf ;_;

>Don Draper
>Austic and Compensates with Alcoholism
>Really good at his job, but always working for someone else because of his own personal failings
>married a cunt who produced normal kids

I miss my Dad. He ended up getting Cancer after my Mom divorced him, he lost his career and sabotaged it by getting drunk and drunkdialing his rolodex, and dated a literal crack whore before dying his bed surrounded by liquor bottles.

Dad is irritable, bored with most people and things, and emotionally distant. He's also rich. While I am a depressed, alcoholic, bisexual.

I used to think my dad was a Don Draper but in reality he was this guy. Hung out with the big dogs because he was a fun drunk until his alcoholism made him a liability so they shipped him off to die.

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Just Shinji Ikari. Thats it

That is how my Dad ended up, but then that's also how Don will end up; Freddy Fucking Rumsen.

Also, Peggy,

>my grandfather is uncle jr

I swear Sup Forums this is why I only say i'll answer one question. It's because you won't even ask the one.

Somebody just try it, you'll get a legit answer. I'm not a larper.

That's how they all end up. The fucked up thing is that while everyone knew he died from alcoholism,they always offer me drinks,always and they act like I am weird for not drinking.

This.
>New york italian father
>literally watches re runs of the godfather or whatever is on HBO
>Get laid all the time
>Somewhat cringy and stubborn

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It skipped me, but not my brother. Kid failed out of school and now works as a fucking landscaper. He was fucking AJ with a substance problem. He was the odd kid in school who grew into a rebellious chad with a rich Dad, only to fail school, despite claiming he would join the Marines - not get in because of shit grades, and then proceded to live like a baller of my dying father.

Just like AJ - my brother is now nothing. He literally spent every cent my father left him from the will within a few months.

It doesn't skip you,it's a disease. I found an outlet in bodybuilding and exercising in general and whenever I feel like I am overwhelmed I work out. I got drunk before and I was awesome company only to be cast aside when I stopped drinking because realistically I am boring and not loose.

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that was my thought as well LOL