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Is /pol getting enough loving?

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>enough
That's subjective
>some
Yeah

It's been too long. I don't think I even remember how to have sex. Plus I get anxiety around girls so I'm probably dying alone.

Fuck it.

Do you breed?

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6+ times a week (three days a week, twice, average) with a special fuckfest on weekends.

Same woman, solid 7 that I care for, changed, reformed to my preference and love. Love her dearly, and she loves me so. and promised her butt to me, and gives me blowjobs every day, and cooks, and takes care of my money.


Then again, she slept with three people before me, and sometimes goes out with her friends, and sometimes I fell I could get something better, not in love, but in looks... so I'm leaving her.

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We need more porn threads. All I'm saying.

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Who here /wizard/?

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Dudes I almost did last night. Was hanging out with the friends drinking and such and I'm 23 and a virgin, not fat or ugly (military so I can't be fat) and my chick friend offered to take my virginity because she knows I am one and I said maybe when we're not drunk because I mean if someone has to be drunk to fuck me thats just depressing. Also sarc.

DELETE THIS

Yfw you barebacked hundreds of prostitute's until having the most misconfigured diseased penis in the world like a warlocks arm and then fucked your sisters asshole over Christmas pudding with your parents watching and masterbating.

Life on speed fammyfams

Should I breed if the girl who wants to have children with me is ugly?

I am capable of doing much better in the looks department.

>loving
>sex
>love

not as much copulation as the rats in the sewer beneath me

but getting plenty of love from God and loving as hard as I can. is Sup Forums loving enough?

I love you all :)

For the past 5 years theres been more days that I've had sex than haven't.

I gave a girl a high-five back in my senior year of high school. Closest I've gotten in three years

Sex is good, but I find myself preferring to watch a good porn more often than not.

Sex is another form of escapism

ur a gay

This is autism

Impregn8 m8 even if u don't rate 8/8 l8

>is Sup Forums being degenerate
No. Sup Forums is getting married and having children. Fuck off back to /r/atheism, you cuck.

Anxiety around girls is because you have given your seed to the Jizz Jew. You need to stop jerking it.

The Jizz Jew collects all disposed Jizz that doesn't find it's way to the pussy, when he has collected this.. He intends to build a slave army.

When you stop giving Jizz to the Jizz Jew, your anxiety stops. Don't Fap. Focus!!!

My gf is on a road trip with her dad.

So.....nope.

I have sex with my wife every night, somestimes in the morning

cuck

>America
>"Everything's degenerate man!!"

Pick two martshart

Politics and news.

sage

Yfw the announce the pregnancy and your new cock cage

t. sharter

you're literally a woman

been about 6 months ironically the same amount of time ive been clean off heroin

Tell me about it. She gets back tomorrow so I gotta make up for lost dickins.

>36
sometimes i feel like dying, but other times i'm just /out/side innawoods finger-fuc/k/ing my rifle.

>you're literally a woman
this

Top tier satire

Show us your Virginia face Virginia

...Fuck.

Now I'm sad I don't have a smol gf to toss around or throw over my shoulder.

>nigger muh dickin
well color me surprised

Pls help

Ain't no cock like the bbc

tfw no gf

>mfw no femenists to dick down and red-pill :(

Less than I'd like. Married, 3-5 times a week would be my ideal, and we're at 1-2 times a week. She's taking the problem seriously, wants to have a higher sex drive, and is working on it... trying different BC options, being more honest about what she likes and gets her going, etc. I'm getting in to better shape and trying to be more confident/dominant in bed.

It sucks, but we are making progress. At our worst, it was at about 2-3 times a month before I had the "this isn't going to be acceptable long-term" talk with her. Moving in the right direction.

No. But I grew a beard and will act like an asshole from now on. Should help my chances greatly.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...

It's ok bro. I believe you will. Everything comes in time. Do you lift? If you focus on working on yourself (in any aspect), you'll make great changes.

And women are attracted to those changes. Those little wins. You'll find that your smol gf will cross paths with you someday. And it's best to be prepared to blow her away.

how much effort does it really take dude? you pull out your penis, stick it in the pussy, give it the old in out for a couple mins, and now youve just fucked. somethings fishy

Fug I want a qt wife that changes herself for the betterment of the marriage. I'd do the same :/

Sup Forums's is in a neverending state of frustration
that indicates that most of Sup Forumssters don't get some
there are a lot of reasons for it
Sup Forumssters are narcissists and selfish people, you need to be two for some loving
Sup Forumsstrs hate women
Sup Forumssters repel potential partners because of their mental problems
Sup Forumssters are whinning nu males and manchilds, women hate that
Sup Forumssters are more interested by watching drawn kids being sexually abused, they only get aroused by that, that scares the shit out of women
Sup Forumssters can't have erections or have very flacid erections because of the huge amount of porn they watch all day, women are not attracted to impotent males
Sup Forumssters are insecure and hatred individuals, women are not interested by such individuals
Sup Forumssters certainly have small dicks that's why they are frustrated and hatred people, women are not onterested
Sup Forumssters lack of education and hygiene repells women
Sup Forumssters have meaningless job and are lazy, women are not interested

most of Sup Forumssters will never get laid, even if they paid for sex they couldn't get some

No I'm a virgin and I'm gonna be one until I get married and then my husband will come home after work and bend me over and fuck my ass every day. If he wants children then he can get a girl pregnant but she has to agree that it's me and my husbands and after the kid is born she can never see my husband again.

spend so much time on your beard and still use a bowl to cut your hair?

I know my hair is shit so I bought this. Complete hipster/douchebag look. My voice is pretty deep so I expect things to go well.

I can wear a hat during sex, right?

Nice beard. Change your haircut.

Kek

Please see

You're not gonna find anyone desu.

Are you high?
Narcissists and selfish guys get mad pussy

Yo, do you mind if I save that Pepe? Looks pretty cool man.

Nope, when are these commie sexual liberation faggots gonna start equally distributing all the quality poon?

What kind of fair, caring, altruistic society lets only 20% of men have all the hot grills? Thats not very progressive to be quite sincerely truthful with you my members of my family

>sex
I'd rather be put in a gas chamber desu. Giving in to the vaginal jew would be the end of me. I think that if it were possible to make myself asexual without giving me a shitload of issues I'd do it in a heartbeat as long as I don't have to bother myself with women anymore

>Inb4 suggestions about going gay

fuck off faggot homos deserve to be beheaded

I visited my gf (now ex gf) after few months of long distance relationship last year at New Years, just a couple of days after my birthday. She took my virginity the night I arrived but I just couldn't cum, which was most likely because I had a 12 hour train ride behind me and was up since 5am and after that we pretty much had sex every day for like three weeks, sometimes even three times a day like on New Years. I now regret just cumming inside her everytime. There's lots of other stuff I would have wanted to try out sexually.

Those were probably the best weeks of my life, not just because of the sex but because being irl with a girl was just so comfy and I feel like I really fell in love with her again.

Man I still remember starting to sob like a baby when leaving and us kissing a final time at the train station and me sitting across to some hipster dude on the train back trying to hold back a water fall.

And well when I was back home we had issues again with Long distance and in April we ended it.

When she was tweeting after we broke up how she has a new room mate who she has had sex before I realized she must have cheated on me. I am 90% sure she did. Should have known better.

And when she has tweeted recently how she wasn't home in 24 hours and that a cute guy took her home after her hitting on him they were probably fucking all night, her choking on his dick.

I kind of miss her. Not sure if it's my heart or my dick missing her.

Girls are cruel and I probably won't be able to trust one again this fast.

Now I'm kind of trying to get fit but I don't have the material or proper mindset for it yet. I just try to have some lady friends to gain some confidence even talking to girls.

>inb4 fuck off to r9k

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I haven't had sex in 7 and a half years. I don't really care .

I don't deserve to be loved.

Yes you do user everybody deserves love

Yeah, I lift. But I'm tall and I run a lot, so gains happen very slowly. Thanks for the words of kindness anyways, you fucking Leaf.
Save it friend, it's all yours.

>tfw 2 years from wizard

Well obviously after having sex with 30 people you wouldn't want to settle down. Once you have seen all the pleasures. That's why it is good to stay away from social whores.

YOU WILL
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Not giving a shit about your woman's sexual enjoyment is fine for one night, and a horrible idea for a lifetime. Great way to have her resent you and be repulsed by your sexuality. Also, enthusiastic sex is way, way better than duty sex.

Yeah. When I explained that it was really bothering me, she was pretty distraught, and teared up a bit for being so cold to her husband. I'm pretty sexually frustrated atm, but she's worth the effort. We'll see, hopefully the progress continues.

Thanks, bud.

I fuck once in a while but know nothing about relationships or love. Life feels kinda empty.

You are autistic

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me too

shut up, faggot

The girl I'm with I'm having a hard time opening up to her and accepting her. I think it will come with time. After my last ex, it was more than 4 years before I contemplated seeing anyone.

Getting /fit/ helped keep me busy and build discipline and time and money management. And that's never a loss.

>this pic
>flag

Everything checks out here officer

no... i never did get my fair share and never will thanks to whoever set up this stupid horse shit

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You look slimmer so you should ditch the beard. Facial hair usually works better when you're more obviously muscular. And try to be nicer but still aggressive. You look like the kind of scrawny guy who would be an angry virgin.

After youve made good progress and know the ins and outs of programming, progression, and have some concrete goals, get /fraud/ulent with some 250mg test. It isn't much to give you side effects but it helps speed things along.

To each their own, though. Good luck and godspeed.

PS: pls dont invade Syria.

She's manipulating you dude, she doesn't want to change, she wants you to drop it. She just feels bad because you confronted her.

This fucking faggot lost his leaf

On a regular basis with fiancee, about 2-3 times / week. Didn't have anything sexual for almost 2 years when we started dating, even tho we started living together 4months in our relationship.

Degenerate but sometimes me and my ex still fug. Not planning to ever get back together with her but finding an actual wife tier female these days is next to impossible unless you go for young girls.

What do you consider wife tier?

I think you're right, I was seeing it from the perspective of a one-night bachelor, not a married man who's having sex with the same lady. It's probably in your best interest if she enjoys it as well.

>You give her flowers
>Chad fucks her in the shower

No. I will not be nice to the sluts.

Maternal nature and willing to raise children, no mental illness, smart, good values, at least somewhat conservative.

Yes, although currently maneuvering my way to that coveted MFF threesome. The end of the pilgrimage is in sight and I am ready to receive my blessed reward.

What are good values?

What changed it? Just getting comfy around each other?

You should only act like an ass if she cheats. At first, you should act indifferent to her but not angry.

Haven't had sex in 6 years.......

Held hands that's it

How is that even possible

>tfw when my gf is 4'11 with huge tits

her ass isnt great tho

[spoiler]shes also a jew[/spoiler]

I get all my loving from black women, and I'm starting to seriously worry about whether I'll ever have white children.

I know most on Sup Forums are memers, but this is important to me

>meet 19yo 9/10 girl
>she's a virgin, really shy, never really even kissed
>date her for a year
>handjobs, blowjobs, etc
>finally get her comfortable enough for sex
>even a finger hurts her
>2 years later and we still haven't had sex
>tried xanax, alcohol, etc to relax her

I think I'm never going to have sex again...