Begin at 5 players
>name
>colour
>start
Risk!
LARP Nation of Arabia
Green
Saudi Arabia
IMO this map is better, but if we want to use this one:
Spain
Green
Iberian Empire
Cuckistan
Pink
Sweden
bump
>Red
>italy
>Roman Empire
bump
Bumpo
you can stop now mate its been 2 hours
So OP is kill?
bump
Can someone please start a game?
Kekist Hordes
Kazakhstan
Green or any
>Caliphate of Yugoslavia
>blue
>Bosnia
Op is kill so I can start the game, but I have to go in an hour so yeah..
start pls
Very well, starting
not sure how many players are still here
feck, nobodz is here fill kazakhstan i guess
>Ethiopian Empire
>Ethiopia
>Any color
...
Fill Ethiopia, spills Eritrea. Also, can you play so we have more players?
German Empire
Any color
Berlin
nah cant be bothered
fill kazakhstan spill uzbekistan
Fill Ethiopia, spills Eritrea, Djibouti and if further spills Somalia
Fill Germany
Here we go here we go we're on a roll
where they'll strike nobody knows
If you have a point to prove they'll make a plan and see it through
They'll sign you up to join there crew
scotty and the Ninjas too
here we go come on join the Prank Patrol
here we go.
Keep filling Germany
Fill Somalia, spills fill Yemen
Do palis count OP?
no, not on the image
Fill Germany
oh fuck i forgot about bonuses please put your bonuses in your name
Invade dark green, spills fill Arabia. Further spills fill Oman, UAE etc
ETHIOPIA STRONK
Fill South Sudan, spills Sudan
Fill Germany
...
Keep on filling Germany
Fill Egypt. Spills fill Central African Republic. Further spills Libya
...
Keep filling Germany
Take the last Libyan tile, then fill Israel, Jordan and Iraq. Spills Iran
FIXED BONUS ITS 18 NOT 20
acknowledged
Republic of Latvia
Dark Red
Latvia
Teal: britcuck
Fill Germany
Fill Chad and Syria. Spills Iran
start in london
Lindsay was 12 when it first started. One morning she awoke to find odd little crumbs in her bed. At first she thought they were crackers, but as she was getting dressed for school she noticed a small little tan 'O' laying on the floor next to her nightstand. It was a cheerio. She picked it up and looked at it for a moment, its wholesome oaty contours seeming perfectly harmless. She threw it away, assuming that her bratty older sister was responsible. Little did she know that it was an omen of the pure mind bending horror which was soon to follow. That weekend her mother went shopping.
She had gotten in the habit of doing all the grocery shopping for the month at once, so the kitchen was packed full of bags and boxes as the girls went about putting things away. Lindsay was disappointed when she noticed that the only cereal her mother had gotten was Cheerios. It was always Cheerios. Four economy-sized boxes worth, no less. Lindsay had never liked Cheerios, even though her sister seemed to love them. They were too plain. Too boring, She thrust the boxes carelessly up onto the shelf above the refrigerator and went searching through the other bags to see if her mother had gotten anything that was actually edible. Later that night she was tossing and turning in bed, her stomach full of slightly too much Butterfinger ice cream. The house was silent. Everyone else was in bed. Or should have been. Lindsay had almost dozed off when a soft, dry rustling sound brought her back to wakefulness. At first she thought it was the cat scratching at her door, but as she sat up she realized it was coming from somewhere inside the room. A twinge of fear shivered through her body. They'd never had rats or mice in the house before. Was it a bug?
TAKE SCOTLAND
Keep filling Germany
Fill Afghanistan, Pakistan and India. Spills take the islands south of India. Further spills expand in Africa
llads should i wait for the latvians
Nah
nope.avi
Slow latvians edition
anyway continuing the story:
Whatever it was, it sounded big. Lindsay was scared. She felt the urge to huddle underneath her blankets and hide until it went away. Instead, she gathered her courage and reached out to turn on the lamp beside her bed. Just as she touched it, the noise suddenly stopped. She flicked it on and jumped back into the center of her bed, clutching the sheets tightly around her as light spilled out into the room. There was nothing there. She peeked carefully over the sides of her bed, seeing only the rug and a few Girls' Life magazines. Taking her heaviest pillow to use as a weapon, she got out of bed and padded slowly towards the door. Right as she reached it she froze. looking down. Peeking out from the crack beneath her round half-circle of a cheerio. Puzzled, she opened the door. Before her loomed a seven-foot wall of cheerios.
They covered the doorway completely as the entire hallway had been filled with them. And they were moving. They were alive and crawling over each other like a mass of legless insects, filling the air with the heavy smell of whole grain oats. Lindsay ran and jumped back onto her bed. She huddled and clutched the pillow over her head, and screamed. She was still screaming when her parents came in. Her mother soothed her, wanting to know what was the matter. The cheerios were gone. Lindsay told her that it was just a nightmare. She didn't want them to think she was crazy. After a little while her parents left, her father muttering something about 'night terrors' as they walked back upstairs.
Fill the rest of Latvia, don't bother spilling.
Keep filling Germany spill into the Low Countries
Fill India and the islands south of it. Spills fill Africa
Continue to take scotland, go to norway if overflow
britcucks havent even reached scotland edition
When they were gone, Lindsay stuffed her blanket under the crack of her door and sat up with the light on. She tried her best to stay awake all night, but after a few hours she finally fell asleep. When she awoke there were a handful of crumbs in her bed. For a few weeks afterward Lindsay was able to sleep on the floor in her sister Susan's room, though she had to use all of her allowance as a bribe. Then her parents found out and made her go back to her own room. Lindsay's dad got her a lock for the door, telling her it would help her to feel safe. It didn't. The very first night she was back in her room, she heard the rustling noise again. She'd kept the lamp on but this time the light didn't seem to help. She huddled there, watching the door and hoping it would go away. Then the blanket moved. She'd stuffed it under the door again as tightly as she could, but now the corner of it was being pushed back into her room by something on the other side. Lindsay was pretty sure she knew that something was. The cheerios were coming for her. Just then the lamp went out and the room plunged into darkness. She stifled a scream, telling herself it was just a nightmare.
skip/izlaist
Fill the rest of Germany then fill the Low Countries
GOD DAMMIT I WILL TAKE SCOTLAND, if extra go to norway
Fill Africa
black supremacy edition
Cheerios couldn't move or unplug lights. They didn't come after people. Then something light and dry brushed against her cheek, and all rational thought left her mind as she was seized in the cold grip of terror. She opened her mouth to scream, gagging as it was immediately filled with tiny rings of cereal. She felt it moving all over her body. She bit and chewed and spit, trying to clear her mouth so she could call for help. But no matter how much of it she crunched up, more always took its place. The cheerios seemed to collect into narrow tendrils as they snaked over her body. She shuddered in shock and disbelief as she felt the buttons of her pajama top being pulled open one by one. Suddenly she was grabbed around the arms and ankles and lifted up above the bed, her face toward the ceiling.
story gets pretty good in the next installment :)
Fill Denmark invade cuckistan fill Sweden
referendum, last two digits out of 100 decide to attack estonia.
Take Norway/sweden, try to block off cuckistan
shit.