Who do countries like Italy, New Zealand, North America, Japan, always get devastated by natural disasters...

Who do countries like Italy, New Zealand, North America, Japan, always get devastated by natural disasters, while Australia remains untouched?

Have we been chosen by God?

you guys have a great barrier reef to block it out

we're gods chosen people is the only reasonable answer.

Your wildlife is the natural disaster.

your weight is the unnatural disaster

holy fuck

You should see the natural disasters they leave in the aisles at Wal Mart.

why do these people look so american

Hey mate, only 2 people were killed this year by shark attacks in my city.

i know right

look at these fucking things

We have water and you dont.

Your entire country is a fucking desert.

>Australia remains untouched
You catch on fire every year you fucking munter.

Bushfires can get pretty bad

>. Newcastle eartquame, 11 dead
> Victorian bushfires, 200 dead
> Queensland floods, 38 killed
> cyclone Tracy, official 70ish dead, believed to be around 200 incl abbos that weren't originally accounted for.
> ash Wednesday bushfires. ? 80 dead.

That's must off the top of my head. I'm sure there's heaps more.

Selective purging.

That's not the same as having built your whole country on top of a volcano that some mad cunt with a magic ring lives.

Its the sorority squat / arm on hips thing. A common american southern white girl thing when taking photos

Ginger has least number of girls and only one with a bro tier hug around.

>New Zealand
>natural disasters

huh

>North America
>Country
And they say the USA has the worst education system.

Not even God could fuck up Straya more than it is..

It needs refugees just one. Only aditional one is to let her run the country.

SHART IN MART

Australia IS a natural disaster.

How many times have you been invaded?

Poland actually has a rich history, which involves lots of wars. Yours is just a bunch of convicts shipped to an island full of killer animals and nigger natives.

If you reply to this thread and you're not from Australia or you say something against Australia. Expect to get dissed.

In B4 shart in mart

90% of Australia is nothing more than a desert shithole. Australian's more than make up for the lack of natural disasters in there country.

besides the uk you are the best nation in the commonwealth m8

>floods the size of France