Would you let another man mow your lawn?

Would you let another man mow your lawn?

It was a metaphor.

nihilistic

Fuck yeah, I hate mowing my lawn.
Trained my missus to do it but she does such a shitty job.

Yeah a mexican crew does it every week. Not sure exactly what marty's problem was

rust was just trying to be a good friend

Brainlet here. I've watched the 1st season twice and still have no idea what was that scene supposed to convey.
Pls help

allow me to spoonfeed
it's a metaphor for don't fuck my wife

>don't fuck my wife
>fucks his wife
the absolute madman

What was he shooting at?

he's shooting at us

"Hey fuck head, stop running around partying and fucking girls. You have a wife, family and yard to tend to and if you don't then someone else will."

Not hard to figure out.

marty's lawn

he's improvising since he can''t use the lawnmower anymore

god

I rent.

But I think his "lawn" is a metaphor for his husbandy-fatherly role in the home.

>letting your wife fuck mexicans

Would you let a man past a certain age without a family mow your lawn?

Bureaucracy, political correctness, moral stupor, and inaction.

mind = blown

>it's a metaphor for don't fuck my wife

But he was just mowing the lawn, was Marty just autistic?

Nothing. He's shooting so there's ballistic evidence for the inquiry.

First you're mowing a lawn, then you doing it shirtless. Next thing you know some other man's wife is deep-throating you.

It's a slippery slope. Marty knew this. He was a philanderer himself.

he was alone with his wife when marty wasn't there with a wifebeater on, having a one-to-one conversation in which maggie didn't even get up to greet marty when he came in

This. Even the daughters in the same room could pick up their mom was doing something wrong

Why is so satisfying to fuck your best friend's wife?

Did you see her ass?

>Trained my missus to do it but she does such a shitty job.
She does a shitty job because you trained her.

And because of the witness hearing shots

someone post the webm of rust taking maggie from the back so i can rub one out and be done with this

Roy Munson wouldnt stand for it

...

post it again, it's been a few years

I don't know, man, but it's so fucking good. Only thing better is to fuck your brother's wife.

She c-cut her lawn with one sword stroke just like cutting you all in half.

This show basically proved that literally all women cheat. It's depressing but true.

sick fucks, i hope you hang

>a fictional show proved this fact about real life relationships to me beyond a shadow of a doubt
kill yourself virgin

Refute what I said. All women cheat.

t. bitter virgin

Women don't cheat on chad

You base your ideas of relationships on shitty fictional HBO shows because you don't leave your house.

>Women don't cheat on chad
yes they do, with another chad who makes them feel gud.
woman are really easy to manipulate.

>women are easy to manipulate
t. virgin who bases his worldview on tv shows

My buddy let me help him mow his lawn and then we drank some buds and grilled some meat snacks afterward. This is in Mississippi btw

Watch Fort Bliss for a better view of her ass

this has nothing to do with TV shows, their behavior is just very easy to predict.
it helps being chad tho.