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Darkstar Edition

Previously on /GoT/:

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reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/6vqbox/spoilers_extendedawc_and_my_theory_as_to_why_the/
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START THE DAMN SHITPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

It's empty, your grace.

Third for GoT needs better melee fighting.

SO QT

DAYNE?

>its another decent fictional universe gets ruined by time travel shenanigans

next!

GODS

what happened to the based "Ser Twenty of house Goodmen"-poster? Did he become a bobbyposter?

Naw, Preston's mom is in town

I looked for you near the breastplate stretchers.

Bring me one of those chickens

Now your search begins.

You got money to pay for it?

What were the other Valyrians like? Were they all like Targs?

>Rate my tits, user

wat do?

Poison her in front of her mother.

NEEEEEEED, WILL YOU KILL THE FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

So real talk, why/when did Bobby B. get the laser eyes?

I'M ACTING

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

I wanna see what she looks like all decomposed.

>tfw white walkers will never be as spoopy as they were during S1E1 or Hardhome

Le get burned to death from behind guy

does sansa have a hairy ginger puss?

Similarities between Rhaegar and Bobby:
>Both worms meat

Differences:
>Rhaegar gets the girl
>Rhaegar has a legitimate heir to the Iron Throne
>Rhaegar's progeny are the only hope for the survival of mankind

Sansa probably self-mutilates after the trauma she's been through.

>I don't like white vs black approach in the fantasy genre
>hey look at Jon Snow and Dany they're totally the good guys, and look on the other side at the white walkers, they're bad and ugly and they it just so happens that they're weak to dragonfire, dragonglass, and Valyrian Steel, which Dany and Jon Snow have in abundance

Why haven't we seen any flashbacks of Rhaegar, he is one of the central characters?

everything loses its spookiness the more you learn about it

We never should have had any flashbacks

That scene made me rock hard.

Why do you guys keep photoshopping lens flare and laser eyes on Robert?

You guys weren't doing this a few weeks ago

more a fan of titcows but those are pretty good

>GRRM is a hack
we've established this user

Don't forget the ranging, when Grenn, Ed and Samwell hear the horns. I knew it was coming, but it still gave me chills ba dum tsst when it blew for the third time.

what

imagine being the camera operator
"oh shit, it didn't come out right gotta record again"

ebic product of hundreds of years of incest,a Valyrian foreigner who's turning mad just like her father and whose claim on the throne is that her foreign incestuous ancestor burned some Westerosi with his dragons. Not only that but of all the people to conquer Westeros with she does it with the Dothraki, the human waste of Planetos.

tfw fucking Cersei of all people is the only leader still alive who doesn't want to culturally enrich Westeros.

D&D went seriously wrong somewhere.

If GRRM is a hack, what does that make D&D?

It's too bad that all the best waifus are dead, the only top tier one remaining is Melisandre

DUDE ZOMBEARS LMAO

Tyene isn't dead, we haven't seen the body. Ygritte is the best waifu that ever was or will be, though. RIP

>when a Frey girl is the only waifu left

>child murderer
>top waifu

Hmm. I'm yet to see bad poosi ded so she's still my girl.

>tfw rewatching season 1

LordCommander took down Westeros Gets Culturally Enriched. It was hilarious, does anyone have it mirrored or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=-LkFN54_Wxc

FIRST FOR YUNG WOLF

It leaked btw

Maybe I'm just an antisocial cunt but..my friends coworker wants us to come over Sunday to watch the finale. I know people have viewing parties but I feel like I'd rather stick my hand in a running garbage disposal than to attend one. I just want to watch in the comfort of my home and react accordingly without judgement. It just seems like an epic distraction.

What's the general consensus concerning "viewing parties" amongst my people?

If this qt is there you gotta do it

what about this qt ?

ros is best waifu, it is known

its like going to a movie where a bunch of loud niggers will ruin it

>AGHHHHHHHHH

>it's a catelyn does nothing wrong episode

LANCEL HELP ME AAAAAHHHHHHH

THIS IS A BIG VIDEO

youtube.com/watch?v=DzrLtBC7wXc

season 1 dani is so cute, what went wrong?

>Emilia Clarke (age 30)

There you go.

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It's /got/, you cunts, not /GoT/ or /GOT/. Foward slash, lowercase g, lowercase o, lowercase t, foward slash -- /got/.

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R I P E

OH IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?!?

GO. GET. BOAAAAAAAR.

HE'S FUCKING LOOKING AT THE NAME AND HE STILL CALL HIM "ALISTER" THORNE!

There's literally nothing more upsetting in my life than hearing people mispronounce Alliser Thorne's fucking name.

>instead of just having a public annulment and marriage to Lyanna, Rhaegar secretly elopes with her
>everyone understandably thinks he just kidnapped and raped her
>Rhaegar, his family, and tens of thousands of innocents die because of this
Literally why would he do this

she looks like one of those pigs from angry birds

>I
Retard.

DD_I_ain't_gotta_explain_shit.jpg.ptt.tiff.exe

10/10 cleavage
7/10 face. Jaws too wide for a woman

opportunists

They're gonna ruin the sex scene for you

Are the mods still patrolling this thread? I have some saucy shit to share

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The whole thing about white walkers being made by children of the forest shouldve been

itd be way better if they never explained where they came from at all

just upload it to imgur and give link

Any Preston Jacobs fans? Gods, this sub used to love him 4 months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=wM8pFYrrRfk

>sub
Get off my Sup Forums

I happen to require a wide jawed woman, tyvm.

Reading this shit right now, quite comfy. Nice depection of Stannis being a King, and Roose's POV.
>sean bean saves Westeros while in a body of Ned.
m.fanfiction.net/s/10557480/1/Sean-Bean-Saves-Westeros-Book-1-Sean-Lends-a-Hand

HELP ME RINGWORM

This.

>Wanting a weak jawed faggot for a son

On that day, the targ fucking shits received a grim reminder...

Preston is LITERALLY the reason /got/ still exists.

You got me fella I was reading this so I made that Freudian slip

reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/6vqbox/spoilers_extendedawc_and_my_theory_as_to_why_the/

TL;DR ??

I was implying I had a big knob, but whatever.

GODS I WAS STRONG

how so?

ITT: post kings that were better than Jon

GODS I WAS STRONG

>You mispelled Bobbyposting

Preston, Gods, what a stewpid name.

>not posting the best fanfiction ever

fanfiction.net/s/5361109/1/The-Wall-Repercussions-of-evil

forgot pic related

more scoops, your grace?

Our breasts do not stretch easily. Sir Lancel has a stupid name and fetches wine, but is not of the Kingsguard.

The Kingsguard do not stretch, then or now.

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>king for five minutes
>rides south leaving it all to Sansa
>him and Davos spend months drawing pictures on cave walls
>tries to tango with the NK
>gets BTFO
>AAAAAGGGGGHH SAVE ME DANY
>bend the knee

Literally anyone with a pulse.