Classes start monday

>classes start monday
>chads are going to be destroying freshman pussy this weekend
>ill be drinking alone and fucking my left hand
what are the most accurate college movies?

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im goin out next time i see a few more posts like this.

going where?

for a ride on my rocket shit.

Same here. Bump

Revenge of the Nerds, PCU

Feels bad man
went to the grocery store yesterday and saw many young attractive people around, I was only there to buy booze i'm also balding and poor.

My classes started this week and they've already sent out two sexual assault reports to all of the students.

This thread might be the most depressing on the board tonight. Congrats, all.

Are you a freshman? You should watch Dazed & Confused and reminisce about your lost youth.

>Be 22 years old
>Currently dating an 18 year old
>Guys get mad and girls tell me that I should be dating a girl my own age because of "maturity"

What did they mean by this?

>fucking my left hand
>left hand
Dirty south paw, no wonder you aren't Chad meterial.

Fuck that shit I want a sweet young tween cunny, instead of college aged hypersluts we have today

Hit the gym, make friends with a chad there.

>yfw chad is fucking your literal soulmate

How old are you? I legitimately don't know the average age for a college student snice I started going later on.
My college is nothing like in the movies, I doubt any college is.

The only rule you should worry about is divide by 2 add 7.

Whats it like being a chad. I always wondered. Must be nice.

IRL anyone average or above can smash regularly in college.

I dunno about accurate since it set in the past but Everybody Want Some

pure chadkino

its like being a regular guy I imagine but the girls don't nod or give short single word responses when you talk to them and look disinterested

Heh good thing I don't know that feel. I'd see hot chicks all over the place when close to a university campus

If I had actually gone I know my life would have been miserable. Going to college would have been hell on earth. The dweebs going have absolutely no shot with any of them, I guess their only consultation is doing their time and when they get out they'll have 6 figure incomes

>mfw I realized Zac Efron is 5'8"

Just become friends with Chad and you'll become chad-lit just by being associated with him?

Look at that leonardo decaprio Posse, you honestly think Kevin Connolly is who he is without leo?

So I'd be fine by that logic.

>Going to college would have been hell on earth.
What? Do you think college is like highschool and Chad is going to bully you?
College is chill as fuck.

>tfw 28 years old and finishing up my associates degree at community college

I go out of my way to avoid socializing with fellow students because most of them are a fucking decade younger than me. I literally just go to class and go home... Go home and fap to that trashy 19-year-old sitting in front of me in econ class who always has her thong hanging out.

This is my life.

>not destroying chads boipussi

She's fucking 16 by that logic, you need the lord user. And not a lord thats okay with prepubescent brides

Yeah. We get student alerts about this shit all the time. I love when the suspect is a black guy how they refuse to identify his race.
>assaulted by an approximately 6'0" male of dark complexion

>16
>prepubescent
Fuck off retard.

>22 divided by 2 is 11
>11 + 7 is 18
You went wrong somewhere famalam

bro just be chad

>mfw he fucked Vanessa Hudgens in her prime

Well he is on here. Math probably isn't his strong suit

No I think the chicks look even better and my chances would sink into the negative 0 percentile
But it's never enough that you don't have a chance, that's too easy. It's not complete without the compounded humiliation, that's mandatory

Iktf, except im 30 and ive been at CC for 3 years now

Why don't you just become a chad?

This. It'll take time an effort but you could be a chad by junior year. unless your dick is small I guess

The rule is half+7 of YOUR age not theirs you fucking stupid guy

>not just becoming a Chad

fucking retards I swear

>mfw 23 with a bachelor of science living up that NEET life

small dick Chads still get pussy, at least until it gets out they have a small dick and they can still bag more than most in a lifetime if they play their cards right.

& Some really pretty girls will settle for a small dick if the dude is chad enough.

>3D

At what age is it too late to go to college?

>not using your small dick to penetrate small girls
why are chads so dumb?

There have been really successful people that went to college at 35+. It really isn't too late ever.

just be urself bro

>boo-hoo :'(
grow up. also college movies suck

>small dick

I love how females bitch about body-shaming, but then turn around and mock any dick under 7 inches. Double standard there?

They're all kids man, if you're asking that question you're probably too old.

>get /fit/
>slay pussy
>no guy friends
it's actually kind of a bonus i've fucked a shitload of dudes girls and since no one knows me i remain completely anonymous
still a lonely cunt tho what is this mode called?

>i've fucked a shitload of dudes

Turning gay is the new way to not stay a loser virgin

>i've fucked a shitload of dudes girls
what did he mean by this user?

college is the way to go tho bud
don't want to be a retail service worker at 30+
by that time it's already too late

im a design engineer and i already make more straight out of college than our engineering inspectors who have 20+ years experience in heavy civil construction solely because i have a degree and they don't

Is dick size that important? I have only a 4 inch dick here so I am insecure about it.

>being so beta you believe in a soul mate
you cucked yourself

I had a girl tell me that my 6.5 was small

>i've fucked a shitload of dudegirls
damn...

>Go to college
>Nothing happens in my first year
>Summer comes
>Meet gf and make new friends
>Be genuinely happy and no longer worry about being some lonely loser

Just be yourself bro

Who are these people?

traps are the new asians senpai
easy to fuck easy to keep and lewd in bed

I was 30 when I went to college...I also had guys in my class that were 50+...I was the youngest of the 9 of us that graduated out of a class that was 30 strong...
Go figure that the older the student is, the greater the likelyhood of success...and unfortunately the opposite is very true...

Who fucking cares you pathetic autist.
sage

>Fucking trannies

So this is what /fit/ is like

>jus b urself
HOW

>yfw you are lonely but hate being around retards
>already feel jaded and overly cynical
>tfw gonna die alone and no one to blame but yourself

Who cares?

Those girls were as good as gone anyways as soon as they decided to be "independent women" and actually go to college.

>caring about what women think
This is why you guys fail.

I would be diamonds if a girl told me my dick was small.
Not going to lie, 4 inch is below average but nothing to be ashamed of.

You have to believe in yourself

>go to Community College for no debt/too white to get aid
>everyone is a bottom feeding retard and every girl is trashy
At least my GPA is good, I guess

stop caring about what people think about you and just be you

Why don't you join a club or something? Or work on campus and meet people? Are you that afraid of human interaction?

Isn't he like 5'5"

In other words: He has to be himself

fuck this thread

>4 inch is below average but nothing to be ashamed of.
Thanks user, that's the nicest thing anyone has said about my penis.

pretty much

it's legitimately really easy you just have to put some effort in

All they got to do is
DO YOU

>really easy
>put some effort in
damn..

If they only tried they could be themselves and could have any girl they wanted

easy doesn't mean you don't try. grow up

>be 22, classes started last week
>housemates already having a party saturday
>mfw I invited the 17 year old from work and she enthusiastically agreed
Treading dicey waters here boys, wish me luck

but that gets shittier the older i get.

im trying but it sucks

Are you going to have sex with her?

it actually gets better, it means more women. Unless you're some weirdo who wants to date 18 year olds forever

quit it with the sweaty image. bang her homie it won't be hard

keep it up. what's going wrong?

a handy guide

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>roommate tries to be Chad
>gets cheated on by all of his girlfriends
>meanwhile I'm having fun posting memes and watching stuff

Don't waste your college years chasing women, they'll only hold you back.

ugh your roommate isn't chad

chad doesn't need to chase girls that much beyond the first date or so

Blog incoming

>years ago
>me and roommate hanging out with these 2 7/10's
>I'm making them laugh and they both seem to be into me
>one seems into me more than the other but I personally have my sights set on the other girl thats not
>roommate isn't as funny as me but he's not ugly by any means
>so im sitting there trying to hit up the one girl that's semi down and roommate comes up and grabs her by the hand and says lets go smoke outside
>i felt cheated at the time that i put this effort in and she just up and leaves but I didn't see the lesson in front of my face then
>they end up fucking while i fuck the other girl at the end of the night that I didn't want and was furious the whole time

I didn't understand why she would do that to me, felt like betrayal that i liked her and put effort into it and she just lets him drag her away and fucks her. He straight up went chad and got in there. I realize now how stupid i was, but it was a valuable lesson.

>be confident, women are willing to be told what to do as long as you show confidence and control
>stop giving a shit what women think
>go with your instincts instead of talking yourself out of doing something because it would seem "too far" or inappropriate at the time

Doing better than most here. I graduated high school and college without ever even hearing about a party.

>wants to date
i didn't get that you were looking for commitment
on that note how are old single ladies better to date?

Your roommate is a desperate moron. A literal cuck

Of course he isn't Chad, you don't try to be one, you're either one or you aren't. It's a mentality thing. I think he had the looks down though. Quite a fit guy.

>Just be yourself
Bad advice. You have to fake your personality if you're autistic.

>keep it up. what's going wrong?

He's not being himself hard enough, needs more effort

AOC is 16 in my state, I'm good in that regard but nervous. The alcohol will help.