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OFFICIAL /trek/ meme rankings

1.) Barclay posting
2.) Dukat did nothing wrong
3.) Janeway is a murderer who killed Neelix
4.) IRA O'Brien
5.) Keiko's weird plant thing

9000.) O'Brien and Bashir singing
9001.) Fat Riker

POWER GAP

100000.) Commander, tell me about your sexual organs

>bulking

Yeah, well, if you watched Nemisis you know.. it worked.

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Insubordinate bitch

>I'm walking backwards for Christmas, across the Irish Sea, I'm walking backwards for Christmas, it's the only thing for meeeeee!

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*blocks your path*

eh eh, time to repost the same tired memes because that's funny eh eh

what was program nine

Hehe.

So I watched TNG, DS9 and Voyager as a kid, but didn't really remember much of anything, and recently started DS9 over again, and am currently on season 4. When I've finished, what should I watch next?

Watch TNG again

Watch DS9 again, all the other Trek is garbage for leftists cucks

Hmm. I think I will. I don't even really count it since I was like 4 when it ended.

1. Deep Space 9
2. Enterprise
3. Voyager
4. TNG
5. TOS
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9001. Reboot Movies

I just watched The Motion Picture and liked it.

That's because it's a great movie, it's my second favourite after The Undiscovered Country

Nice filename. Barclay posting is low tier normy shit. How many fucking times am I going to have to remind you that you need two senior officers to remove the safety protocols?

You're both wrong, the best one was The Voyage Home.

Official Sup Forums approved Trek ranking
>TOS Films (except TMP)
>TNG
>TOS (pic related is best episode)
>DS9
>VOY
>TNG films
>ENT
>JJ Reboots
>TAS
>TMP
No episode guide, trekkies watch it all

Fat Riker is pretty funny desu

Dumb trollposter.

Who keeps urinating and masturbating in the jefferies tubes?

Torres does it alone in Voyager. I think it's implied people assigned to work on the holodeck can just do whatever. Or Voyager was so fucking small they didn't have the requirement like with self destruct.
implying voyager is canon

Ezri

Is there a link to this scene anywhere online?

Found this.
youtube.com/watch?v=TJGOSB9NkTY

>2.) Dukat did nothing wrong
This is actually garbage.

Any "meme" which is simply an unchanging repost without any creativity is garbage.

>Jim, did you take your daily dose of vodka martinis like I told you?

Barclayposting, Darmokposting and Transporterposting are the quintessential trinity of casual memes for tourists who want to post in our threads but only watched TNG in their childhood and never bothered with anything else.

Can we ban TNG from discussion in /trek/? It really is casual tier

Attention Bajoran Workers. It has come to my attention that Glinn Damar has soiled his honor, and my private lavatory. As punishment I have had Quark put a powerful laxative in his Kanar. I have also sealed off access to all lavatories on Terok-Nor for the next four hours. I do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Missing ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS and assurance of fertility

>dubs are Section 31
>trips are ENT fags

HER NIPPLES MUST BE SO HARD

Post non-casual TNG memes. I'll start.

*beats you at chess*

>Most quality episodes of any Trek series
>causal
Do you have separate Ziyal folders, or do you just put them in the same one?

those are darts sewn into her uniform.

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RIKER: You were right. Somebody blew the hatch. They were all fucked and sucked out into space.
DATA: Correction, sir, that is flown and blown out.

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TNG skimped out on the sets in later seasons.

This is the USS Pegasus and it was supposedly open to the vacuum of space for over a decade.

QUaRrKKk!!!!

>Jim, we have to get drunk! It's the only way!

>It's a "Sisko avenges his dead wife" episode

>what's this from

F U C K A B L E
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A
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>AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN'T STAND IT, I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT, BUT I'M GONNA SET IT STRAIGHT, THIS WATERGATE, something something something something something, LISTEN ALL OF Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAGE, LISTEN ALL OF Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAAAAAAAGE!

Say something nice about Neelix

Not afraid to go balls deep with a Klingon

*does nothing for the entire series*

>This is the USS Pegasus and it was supposedly open to the vacuum of space for over a decade.
The interstellar medium has like one hydrogen atom every cubic meter, this is what basically what it would look like.

>more fuckable

Funny
Could cook
One of the best character ark in all Trek
Had great episodes
Didn't conform to retarded social standards

1. Black Meat In Your Wormhole
2. Commander (Of Believers)
3. Change Bling ft. Odd Hoe
4. Behind Bars (Of Gold Pressed Latinum)
5. Trill Ass Nigga
6. BJore
7. Run (About)
8. Profession Prophet
9. E-N-H-A-N-C-E-D ft Dr.B
10. Accessory To Murder
Bonus Tracks
11. Authorities Defiant
12. Crack Spoonhead (Cardassian Diss)

The episodes where they explore his past are better than the ones which explore everyone else's past but Tuvok and MAYBE 7. Especially the space Oppenheimer ep, first good ep in the series.

>somehow did even less

That's good, I'm a bit jelly I wish I could go back and rewatch a bunch of it for the first time. Have you seen any of the other films?

Also it was inside an asteroid so it would have got even less exposure than if it was in open space.

everything should be covered in frost. the crew should looked like they were being sucked out of the ship, and frozen/bloated/bursting.

I agree from a cinematic standpoint, but from a realistic stance Pegasus was more accurate.

Came home tonight.
Kissed my wife.
Pet my dog.
Slipped on my slippers.
Then I hopped on /trek/.

Niggers never saw Safe House

meme, she did more than Sulu and Uhura put together

>Could cook
In the sense that he could heat things up. Not in the sense that you'd want him to cook for you if you could possibly avoid it.

>space Oppenheimer
Dr. Mora was a great actor

everyone seemed to like what he was preparing

Oh, look, it's K'mtar.

>it's a TNG S7 episode
>it's a Data's evil brother episode
>it's a Geordi's dead mother episode
>it's a Troi's dead sister episode
>it's a Data's robot mother episode
>it's a Worf's human brother episode
>it's a Crusher's horny grandmother episode
>it's a Picard's fake son episode
>it's a Worf's time-traveling son episode
Thank you Brannon "The theme for this season is Family" Braga.

What show are you watching? Does "Leola root" ring a bell?

>>it's a Data's evil brother episode
>>it's a Data's robot mother episode
>>it's a Worf's human brother episode
>>it's a Crusher's horny grandmother episode
>>it's a Worf's time-traveling son episode
great episodes

>some minor complain in one episode
>people still kept going back there
>the place was always packed

>everyone

Armond White, please.

They're saving their replicator rations.
Mirror universe episode doesn't count.

They were dieing from hunger after loosing all their rations betting them with Paris.

>at war with Changlings that can fool even tricorders
>have lots of telepaths in your nation.
>no psi corps

>doesn't understand greentext
This is what we mean when we say a post is 'Reddit."

>Replicator usage is rationed
>People chose to eat horrible food rather than starve

And memory alpha names 4 episodes where it was complained about

>Though it had an unpleasant taste and was covered in mildew, leola root was one of the best sources of vitamins and minerals in the quadrant, according to Neelix. He introduced the plant to the USS Voyager crew in 2371. (VOY: "State of Flux")

>Neelix grew it in the hydroponics bay, and cooked with it throughout the seven-year voyage. Most of the crew continued to complain about the taste, but Neelix kept using it in his many dishes. (VOY: "Phage", "Parturition", "Thirty Days")

Episode please.

>Wasting my time greentexting for your satisfaction

Kill yourself.

>good healthy food is bad because it doesn't taste good!
>this means he can't cook!

They probably do have some pet psychics in Section 31 and Starfleet Intelligence, but you can detect psychic fields with computers in Star Trek so they'd struggle to deploy them on Starships or Starbases without drawing attention to themselves unless the CO was in on it.

The image is from Civil Defense and the webm is from Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night

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It does. Go open a restaurant that serves healthy but disgusting food and see whether people say you can cook or not.

A good cook can turn anything edible into anything which tastes good.

they should have deferred to o'brien more for cardie killing, kira was a softie

This is unironically my power ranking. (Except I liked TMP)

I only keep pictures of the one that was also an Orion slave girl

Was Quark the Del Boy of DS9?

O'Brien could have freed Bajor by himself during the occupation

>Captain, you have a dildo in your ass. Was your last visit to Fag Lord V successful?

thanks my guy.

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But it's true.

She gave me a huge boner, and continues to.

youtu.be/6d4tiSwoIHY?t=1m54s

>freed

Just move the fucking Indians captain.

I think not.

>fucking spoon nigger dare kiss me

Someone get this hothead out of here.