1 - Your cunt

1 - Your cunt.
2 - How would your parents react if you bring home:

2.1 - A white gf.
2.2 - A black gf.
2.3 - An asian gf.
2.4 - A latina gf.
2.5 - A muslim gf.
2.6 - A bf.

They be cool with all cause I dont have shitty parents

>tfw kissless virgin robot
dunno
I hadn't brought any girls to the house before, so how could I know?

My folks would be proud that I would have at least landed a gf/bf. If it were a Muslim/Niggeress (not black woman), they'd be concerned. If it were Asian/Latina, they'd probably want to come over for dinner more often.

>bringing home any kind of gf

5 day holiday for my parents to celebrate the proof that I am not a faggot

>White gf
happy

>Black
mixed

>Asian
happy to my face, disappointed in private

>Latina
happy

>Muslim
slightly unhappy

>bf
never going home again

>2.1 - A white gf.
congrats user
2.2 - A black gf.
user we need to talk
2.3 - An asian gf.
yyy congrats user...
2.4 - A latina gf.
congrats user
2.5 - A muslim gf.
user you must leave, please don't come back
2.6 - A bf.
father punches me, mother starts to cry and runs to the kitchen where she cries even more, father beats bf to death with the closest blunt object

>White gf
Happy, my mother and my grandmother also tend to nag me all day about children

>Black
Family would probably kill her or something

>Asian gf
Family would be a bit pissed that she isn't white, but they'd be fine with it

>Latina
They'd be happy

>Muslim
Same as blacks

>Bf
And this is where I would die myself.

>White gf
Normal

>Black
they would be surprised

>Asian
They would think im using drugs,where do you find an asian in Bosnia

>Latina
same as asian

>Muslim
Well an arab they would be mad but a white bosnian muslim happy

>bf
I would be dead

>white gf
Standard, obviously.
>nigger
I wouldn't debase myself to that level so I wouldn't know
>Asian gf
They kept asking her questions about her culture and all that but she was American-born so it was fairly awkward
>Latina gf
I imagine it'd be the same
>muslim gf
Would never happen for a variety of reasons including the fact that I'm not a mudslime
>bf
I cannot imagine this scenario