/got/ General

Boatsex Edition

Cucked thread:

niggers hold back social media

First for daenerys being fertile by early season 8

It must get lonely in that castle what all those northern lords

>everyone who disagrees with me is le meds boogeymang BECAUSE I SAID SO BECAUSE I SAID SO OY VEY WHITEGOY OY VEY
go back to your tumblr kike kike kike kike kike kike kike

ANNE HARRENHAL, AHSHAPOOSHE THATH'SH OFF THE TAYBL, ASH WELL?

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REMINDER:
>Stannis is king of whole Westeros, including Beyond the Wall
>Jon Snow is loyal kingsmen and infiltrated Dany camp to kill the Mad Queen
>Stannis is truly just a man, scarier than any dragon or Other
>R'hllor bows to Stannis
>In contact with the Seven
>Stannis has support of the Iron bank and can buy all remaning sellsword companies in Essos
>Stannis knows about Karstark betreyal and execute Arnolf in guise of Theon
>Stannis has support of most Northern houses in fight against Bolton, they undermine Bolton rule on every step
>Stannis has Asha, leader of Ironborn who want to stop reaving and trade with mainlands
>Stannis has Theon, trueborn son of Balon, who can overrule Euron coronation and bring Iron Islands to Stannis cause
>Stannis wins battle of ice by drawing Freys onto frozen lake by night lamp
>Stannis sends Umbers, Theon and Ironborn to capture Dreadfort
>Stannis sends Karstarks to Winterfell to report his "defeat" and draw Boltons to recapture Dreadfort
>Stannis takes Winterfell with help of Karstarks inside and smashes Boltons when they are stuck between two castles
>Davos brings Rickon, true Stark, to Winterfell securing North under Stannis
>Stannis brings back Northern captives from Iron Islands to secure peace between North and Ironborn
>Stannis will make Joffrey and Bobby B dream of united, royal, paid and trained army a real thing
>Stannis has elite group of 100 giants that can shot down any dragon from the skies
>Rescue Edmure with help of BwB and Blackfish
>Aurane Waters works for Stannis

so was this leaked or not?

>samefagging EVEN HARDER kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike

/noh/

No, it's a shoop

it'a fake, jons too little for her

Post "hero gets saved at the very last moment" scenes from the show.
Pic related.

>being this much of a permanently buttmad Showfag normocuck who anally masturbates live on redditfacebook discord webcam to jonerys cuck porn
It's time for you to go back.

;)

Are you ready?

Plz take meds

Rhaegar is still alive, will provide plot armor similar to Benjen.

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MUH REALM

>EVERYONE who DISAGREES with me is LE MEDS BOOGEYMANG because I SAID SO OY VEYYYYYYY WHITEGOY, OY VEYYYYYYYY, OY GEVALT WHITEGOY, OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You're a retard kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike

Bretty good bait, have an upvote lad

We all know you're a janny trying to get /got/ shut down. Just stop

Mock me one more time and I will obliterate your credit score using wicked joo magic

BOWWW YA SHITS

>everyone who disagrees with me is LE BAIT MAY MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY meme invented by Sup Forums
You're a low-IQ Showfag cuck who bends over and eats a nigger's cumshot out of his own asshole LIVE on burlington bar reaction cam for redditfacebook youtube upvote upkarma upgold

>"execute order 88"

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Pee pee

AAAGGGGHHH BOBBY SAVE MEEE

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What the fuck do the white walkers want anyway?

(((targaryens)))

fuck off hotpockets

What they were created to do.

kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike kike

>Literally the whitest and purest race from the peak of civilization
>calling them jews

FOR FREE
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>A shadow emerged from the dark of the wood. It stood in front of Royce. Tall, it was, and gaunt and hard as old bones, with flesh pale as milk. Its armor seemed to change color as it moved; here it was white as new-fallen snow, there black as shadow, everywhere dappled with the deep grey-green of the trees. The patterns ran like moonlight on water with every step it took.

>Will heard the breath go out of Ser Waymar Royce in a long hiss. “Come no farther,” the lordling warned. His voice cracked like a boy’s. He threw the long sable cloak back over his shoulders, to free his arms for battle, and took his sword in both hands. The wind had stopped. It was very cold.

>The Other slid forward on silent feet. In its hand was a longsword like none that Will had ever seen. No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade. It was alive with moonlight, translucent, a shard of crystal so thin that it seemed almost to vanish when seen edge-on. There was a faint blue shimmer to the thing, a ghost-light that played around its edges, and somehow Will knew it was sharper than any razor.

>Ser Waymar met him bravely. “Dance with me then.”

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The (((Lannisters))) are the kikes.

>purest
they're traitor's bastards, born of incest and cuckoldry
they all have that gormless fucking habsburg look on their faces
most of them are psychopaths, just look at daenaerys

>come up with awful GOT theories
>gets called retarded by everyone
>proceeded to call everyone a kike and start crying


Yikes

MERYN TRANT? MERYN FUCKING TRANT?

AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WITH A SWORD CAN BEAT 3 MERYN TRANTS

What I got from this chart is that people like dragons.

why are royces so fucking based

More so than normies, yup.

>blonde hair
>blue eyes
The Lannisters are the last alives of the true aryan Andal genes, everyone else on Westeros is a low Firstmen shit-eating barbarian savage or a Rhoynar sandnigger

EDDARD STARK GET ME THE BOAR STRETCHER OR I WILL HAVE YOUR WHOOOORE ON A SPIKE

Why is no one of major characters using a fucking shield and helmet in a battle?

doesn't grey worm? he's a major character now, right? :^)

>Dany
>being indicative of an entire race

t.showfag
>Conquered most of the known world and brought unity and peace for 300+ years
>Survived the most catastrophic incident the world had ever scene
>Most of the World's greatest architecture is Targaryean
>The best weapons are Targaryean

>everyone who disagrees with me is le theories boogeymang BECAUSE I SAID SO BECAUSE I SAID SO BECAUSE I SAID SO BECAUSE I SAID SO OY VEY WHITEGOY OY VEY OY GEVALT OY VEY WHITEGOY OY VEY OY GEVALT, L'CHAIM GEVALT, YOM KIPPUR, MISHIGENE MENTSHN, WHOOPI GOLDBERG WHITEGOY I WAS THE SHABBOS GOY
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>>Survived the most catastrophic incident the world had ever scene
only because they were on an island far away from it

>Aryans
Are you calling the Lannisters garbage?

No time

I said Aryans, not Arryns.

They literally had a vision telling them to flee to the island.

Lol

has this changed at all as of this season?

CERSEI IS CUTE

yeah well if they're so good, why are they dead

This scene was so spectacularly awful.

>all the people in the stands clearly running laps for several minutes instead of just leaving
>that one giant retard
>Emilia's acting
>the fact that Dany was spirited away by Drogon but everyone else just walked out of the chaos back to the castle because the Son of the Harpy apparently didn't care about them

NED! Let me capture Tyrion, who was accused by Littlefinger the most untrustworthy person in Westeros, so you can't sail to Stannis and declare him a king, bringing peace to the realm. Am I helping, Ned?

Targs are fucking terrible user. Their entire family is the worst example of Valyrians. If you want GOOD Valyrians, at least point to House Velayron or one of the extinct families from Old Valyria.

>All of the semi-decent Targs are ones that shunned from standard Targ practices like committing incest or weren't incest-born themselves

What a fucking shocker.

Aryans are garbage, stop insulting the great Lannisters.

They aren't.

>t. nigger-lipped dravidian savage, still buttmad 2000 years later that his shithole country was successfully conquered by the aryans

Lads, what was the CK2 mod about GoT called? The one some lad sometimes post screenshots from

>blocking the faces of posterboys that gets paid millions per season
>having your actors hold a giant piece of metal to block it even more so you need to use certain angles to show their faces instead of flashy two handed moves or veeeery fast spinning dual wielding
I see you aren't familiar with show businesses my man.

cat is unironically hot as fuck. tullys make the best cock sleeves

>>All of the semi-decent Targs are ones that shunned from standard Targ practices like committing incest or weren't incest-born themselves

Name one

there was literally nothing wrong with taking a hostage

is google broken?

Jorah is too handsome to be treated this shit. it ain't right.

michelle was TOO OLD
great actress though

I really like the theory that the Others thought he was a stark because of his fancier clothes, but when they saw his regular sword they laughed

Pretty sure it's just called the Game of Thrones Mod.

Not her fault Ned decided to tell Cersei his entire master plan. Also Lysa fed her misinformation.

>conquering some backwater savages is an accomplishment.
The Lannisters beat the dumb Aryans every way.

>Lannisters keep their genetics of blonde hair and blue (green in the books) eyes for generations WITHOUT inbreeding
>Targcucks have to incest to keep their genes

Are Lannisters and Westermen in general the master race?

>putting missandei's nicely toned belly right next to khaloreesi
why didn't they make emilia eat a tapeworm ffs

Yes, please send help
Cheers

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>last living Targaryen burned to death with a piece of gold by some howling dothraki savages in bumfuck nowhere
>only living claimant to the Targaryen dynasty is some dumb Lannister pretender, brainwashed by Varys and Illyrio into thinking she's a Targaryen
>Aegon the Young Griff retconned into non-existence because D&D are jewish hacks
yeah okay the targaryens are totally not dead my man

Jaehaerys and Alysanne

Pretty much it.

It could have worked fine if Ned would have allied with Renly and taken the kids hostage when Robert died

The Targs don't do it for hair colour and eyes you dumb ass. All the recent Lannisters are inbreds.

Euron is shit tier now

your call. rookie

he was just a wee lad

Tywin married his cousin...

>Jon Snow

>only living claimant to the Targaryen dynasty is some dumb Lannister pretender, brainwashed by Varys and Illyrio into thinking she's a Targaryen
Nice meme

/ourguy/

The white walkers were created to preserve life on Westeros. The night king saw that intelligent lifeforms are not capable of living peacefully, and his programming reached the conclusion that humans, cotf, giants etc must be wiped off, so that other species can develop and life can exist.
In the end, Jon will talk to the spirit of white walker (who will look like Olly), and he'll get three choices - destroy the white walkers, merge the bloodlines of all great houses, or become the new night king.

The greatest was Aegon so stfu

>implying Jon Snow is a claimant to anything except the throne of being a cuck
say it with me
Targaryens are DEAD

Why not the Hound at least, he's still recognizable from a mile? He had the most memorable helmet yet he NEVER used it in combat.