The Death Note ends up in your possession somehow

>The Death Note ends up in your possession somehow
>Which name do you write down first?

Me? Donald Trump.

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Barrack Obama
Hillary Clinton
*stein (* is a wildcard for any combination of characters)

Bane?

PRAISE KUK

>write "Goldstein"
>30% of world's problems solved in an instant

Christopher Poole

For me it's the McChicken

Whoever made this shit poster

This and Kim Slong Ung

Op

For being, delicious, cheap and convenient? That's cold.

Mine.

Dabid

Found the McShill

I could really go for a burger though

OP

I would probably write Trey Parker or Matt Groening

>watches chinese cartoons
>is a faggot
but any of the weebshit boards will do please and thank you

I wouldn't write anything, because I don't have the right to decide who lives and who dies

>Sneed

HAHAHA YES! The toppest of epic keks and shadilay, brother!

OP lives a long and uneventful life. Suffers from severe depression and isolation and eventually takes his own life.

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>That's cold.

Unlike the scrumptious McChicken™ which is served nice and hot!

(formerly chuck)

I wouldn't use it tb h. Eternal damnation (or whatever the fuck happens to DN users when they die) is enough to deter me.

Write down every single name in the credits for the death note movie and then my own name for seeing it.

Trump
Pence
Clinton
Then start thinning out members of Congress

8
more
years

Nobody knows what happens to people who use the death note other than they can't go to heaven or hell.

hitler

Yeah I know that. I'd rather not find out.

Kim Jong Un

Trump
And then when someone replaces him, their name
And so on
Every person to lead the United States, regardless of politics.
I want that piece of shit to burn

Is there any explanation for why that sperglord wastes his time with petty criminals instead of going after world leaders off the bat? Something something muh "creating a symbol for criminals to fear?"
It was just an ego thing, right? Same reason he used a translation of his own name? He had to know someone would piece his identity together.
The whole concept of this franchise seems poorly thought out.

that would be my wife's son, what's wrong with it

>HAHA YEAH FUCK DRUMPF!!!

You liberals are pathetic

>concept is poorly thought out because vigilante kills criminals instead of random politicians
wat

Literally NOTHING wrong with it you autist

Two scoops of imPEACHment

>The whole concept of this franchise seems poorly thought out
it's based on a chinese cartoon for little boys, why would you find this surprising

George Soros
All Rockerfellers
All Rotschilds

well yeah

it also doesn't make sense that global crime levels go down because of him. how many names can he or one of the other death note users realistically write in a day? like a 100? there are like 8 billion people in the world, getting hit by kira would be so rare, and it would only happen if you got caught, so people would definitely still be doing crime

imagine to be Ryan Gosling penis in this scene

I just want his suffering to end

Literally any cunt that promotes multiculturalism, social degeneracy and "equality".

not gunna happen lol

Angela Merkel

It looks like it should say "Co-starring Harrison Ford as Harrison Ford"

all white people

Definitely Trump. Explosion from radical terrorist/Hillary supporter

Jaqen H'ghar

He's doing fine you negative shit

Owen Jones

IKR FUCK THMDRTHUMPFTH

Yeah fuck you nigger he's getting better

Killing Trump is the best option to shit on liberals/muslims and others. Writing the cause of death is the key

>implying politicians aren't criminals
>implying he wouldn't do more good by writing down a politician's name rather than some petty thief's that stole grandma's purse
Literally fucking retarded.

myself

black people

The thing about having a real death note is that there would literally be no way of getting caught in a thousand years, unless you were extremely retarded or let your ego get the best of you.
The shitty irony is that the main guy in death note would've been perfectly fine and gotten away with it if he would've ignored the guy chasing him.
Anyway, i'd start off with Janet Yellen.
After her, I'd clear out the rest of the federal reserve, then work my way around every major banking CEO in the States, and everyone in thier board of directors. (this would take a while)
After i'd lanced the boil, and let all the pus drain out, only after every major banking firm has been shaken and ((they)) are panicking and throwing themselves out of windows due to stocks plummeting, then i'd start with the politicians.

Will I like this movie if I know nothing about any of it prior to going in? I have seen several bad opinions but I have no clue what any of it is about... Would I enjoy it?

All the ISIS guys with known names and faces.

Not surprising the leftist and alt-right cucks are fighting between themselves ITT and killing politicians, both have low IQ and an undeveloped mind. At the end it's us pragmatic centrists the only adults here.

Any big guys here?

he's already dead tard

Tilda Swinton

Just watch the tv show you fag

They become shinigami.

In a Death Note OVA type thing, there was a rocker Shinigami with modern attire who knows about Ryuk's love of apples who asks to hear the story of DN from Ryuk.

i was referring to trump

anyone who works in movie development at sony. literally just pick a name and start there

By itself, its alright I guess, though even then you're gonna hate how dumb some of the characters act.
>I have this magical book that lets me murdrer literally anyone
>I better show it to this random, quirky whore I just met

My main complaint is that it feels rushed. They tried to cram waaaay too much shit into an hour and a half, and the story and everything suffers for it.
Worth a watch if you're bored, I guess.

not a fag, just asking an honest question... I didn't know there was a whole show... Yeah IM not watching any of this shit then, too much effort...

This

>"I better show it to this random, quirky whore I just met"
>implying all of Sup Forums wouldnt do this

Thank you for a good opinion and good advice, if I can get the time to watch it I will....

God

Being able to use wildcards makes this easy.

*

Same for isis.
I'd basically cleanse the middle east the most I could and then move on to other countries and clean their jails.

Killing ISIS member won't mean shit if no one will know about it. On other hand, if any muslim had killed someone like Trump or Pence ISIS would been destroyed within a week

Can you link it?

>clean jails
Pathetic. You should make government clean jails

y'all are playing dumb right

the same thing happens to death note users as every other human when they die

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George Soros
And then everyone involved with killing Gaddafi and destroying Libya. Their families included. Down to the last child.

I would seek and find your identity, OP.

I bet you're a ton of fun at sacrificial cult gatherings.

>Donald Trump

That's not his real name

This. Thanks to those cunts we have a bunch of "refugees" pouring into our fucking countries. And terrorism on the rise.

Whoever it is, I'm going to specify a cause of death too. If my L figures out I killed her first because she had a random unexplained heart attack, it's going to be easy to trace back to me

My own.

i dont think theres enough pages for all the shitskins

Ryuk

epic kek brother haha kekistan amirite pepe?

same :^)

They get stuck in purgatory, forever

>honeypot: the thread

>killing off two dimensional baddies instead of the real cancer causing agent
start at the knesset and work your way down

ctrl + F 'snee'
based

Donald J Trump

8 years

Every girl who rejected me, every asshole gigachad they chose over me, my stepdad, Trump, the CEO of Amazon, and Patton Oswalt