ITT : Series that would benefit from a gender change

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Ugh, sweetie, I think you'll find gender is a social construct.

Birth of the nation would be KINO though

It really wouldn't.

I don't see how genderswapping would save the series from being one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. It would be about following a girl wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains, each movie would still be indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

based copyposter
still you missed some pronouns user.

>that pic related
It looks like someone got his ass handed to him by /lit/ again. You won't get any validation here big guy

I WANNA FUCK DRACA

>Replying to old pasta

The ad libbing would have been funnier, at least.

brokeback mountain

it would be even worse if the original cast actually went along with that horrible script and directing

We should be thanking Bill Murray for at least trying to keep Ghostbusters 3 from happening, even if the studio resorted to threats and blackmail to put him in the movie.

>being so proud of your shitty pasta that you spam it in every single HP related thread

This.

the books would be infinitely better with tsun Draconia and her turning back to good by romancing harry

Magic Mike

If Malfoy had been a girl while harry remained a boy. Shit would had been GOAT!
Imagine:
Miss Malfoy first feels rejecteded and her pride is wound by harry thus causing them to become enemies for a couple of books. She grows even more jealous of him and doesnt want to loose to him.
Eventually shit starts to become sexual tension after they return from vacations.
They have sex in hogwarts & shiet in book 6 to accentuate the "betrayal"

giv witch gf

It's SEX swapping. Gender refers to a collection of behaviors and attitudes societally determined to be masculine/femenine. Sex is a biological state. You can take a male, change his gender, and he'd still be a fucking male.

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You need to watch more indie lgtb 90s movies. Lesbian cowgirls and/or "discovering their sexuality" have been done to death. Fuck, even Gus Van Sant made a parody thats breddy good.
The 90s where the golden era of underground "queer" cinema.

300

Topless, leather speedo wearing women in peak physical condition getting slaughtered whilst the only male character gets reverse raped would be kino.

>Gender refers to a collection of behaviors and attitudes societally determined to be masculine/femenine.

Only by autistic westerners that have very few problems and need to invent new causes for them to fight for.

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>people keep wanting to fuck your heir instead of fearing your family name
STOP IT

Remember based Moranis:
>"I hope it's terrific. But it just makes no sense to me".
and
>"I'll continue to be picky. Picky has worked for me."

I don't see how copypaste would save Sup Forums from being one of the dullest boards in the history of Sup Forums. It would be about following a faggot and his faggotry from Gay porn Academy as they fight assorted villains, each movie would still be indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic anal, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when the superior faggot vetoed the idea of the OP directing the board; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The faggot copypaste might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

please tell me the artist drew her getting stuffed by fat dwarf cocks

chad harold potter bangs a bunch witch pussy. pulls out like a champ. cum shoots out and blasts voldemort in the face. voldemort melts

Right there with ya. I don't agree with the concept of gender. I don't know what being psychologically male or female means. I'm me, with a collection of attitudes that could be considered masculine or feminine depending on who and where I'm discussing them but I'm still me. I think these people that see themselves as members of the opposite sex are psychologically unhealthy and need therapy, not surgery.

truly the power of love

I'm not sure how the series would benefit from that seeing as how it is already one of the most fantastic franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been an extremely unique adventure. In addition to the gloomy imagery, some of the series’ consistencies have been its plethora of excitement and effective use of special effects, all to make magic wonderful, to make action seem intense.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a piece of excrement that meant nothing to everybody, resulting in ridiculously successful cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of plainness, ugliness and boredom. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the movies were bad though
"No!"
The directing is stellar; the move was amazing. As I watched, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, showing the wonderfully described and created scenery was a priority.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase happened. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so unhindered by cliches and dead metaphors that she could excel at any type of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

it was only cause i knew these girls were funny

Whelp now I know who Trigger based that annoying blonde cunt character on...

Based.

That piece of shit that went out of his way to make sure there was no 3rd movie while all the original actors were all alive? Guy wouldn't make another Ghostbusters but though Garfield was a good career choice sure he's BASED.

That female Harry Potter design reminds me of the girl from this ASMR roleplay. Just add glasses and a forehead scar.

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shipperfags are pathetic but they got the whole fuck-the-weasleys stuff right. Harry should've gone with Hermione, Luna, fem!Draco or pretty much anyone but Ginny "Literal first girl he encounters" Weasley. Ditto Hermione with Ron

nice job champ

The fuck are you going on about?

HP genderswap would be interesting but ultimately end the same. Not much point.

This is right. Ginny isn't bad in the books but it's kind of weird that Harry fucks his best friends little sister and they sort of gloss over it.

fem!Draco or Luna would have been very interesting. Hermione and Ron work in the books but could have been better. I think Ginny dying would have been a very good plot point, and Harry could have been attracted to her still. Makes his relationship with Cho fail because he can't stop comparing the two.

Fun fact. He took the role of Garfield without reading the script, cos he thought the Coen brothers were making it.

Harriet Potter is cute.

And have a male know-it-all? Think about all the females that would trigger!

I want Draca to step on my dick

not the pasta HP needs, but the one it deserves

LOST with all women and one man