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dany

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KHALEESI

Dany

first for Tyene Sand, RIP

A few quotes from "The American Tokien":

"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."

"Her loins ached from the urgency of his love making. It was a good ache."

"Was there ever a woman with nipples so large or so responsive? He could hardly look at them without wanting to grab them, to suckle them until they were hard and wet and shiny"

"Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt".

"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."

"The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."

"She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world."

"HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD."

"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."

"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."

"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

>But guys, bad pussy!

>George R. R. Fartin

haha

Bring me more wine Robert

>danycucks will pretend this image is shopped

if only you knew how bad things really are.

reminder she got fucked by stewie griffin

hhehehehehe

Bookfags... your days are numbered.

>All hail Daenerys Cowborn of the House Lardaryen, the First of Her Weight, the Unexercised, Queen of Baleen, Queen of the Whales and the Rhinos and the Third Chin, Khaloreesi of the Great Grease Sea, Breaker of Chairs, and Mother of Flagons.

>"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."
nothing wrong with this, kiddo

Thank you for Mamaposting, based user.

>implying bronn won't save her bad pooosi at the last minute

*teleports behind you*

heh...nothing personnel...kid

do you think her belly jiggles

I thought the last of them slipped past the suicide watch a long time ago?

>>r/freefolk
if you don't like it there, you can catch a ride with pic related!

More wine, you one-balled idiot?

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>"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."
That's a good line, t.bh

I understand that if any more threads come pouring out your cunt general, im gonna have to eat every fucking Robert post in this room.

REMINDER TO ALL NON-BELIEVERS:
>Stannis is king of whole Westeros, including Beyond the Wall
>Jon Snow is loyal kingsmen and infiltrated Dany camp to kill the Mad Queen
>Stannis is truly just a man, scarier than any dragon or Other
>R'hllor bows to Stannis
>In contact with the Seven
>Stannis has support of the Iron bank and can buy all remaning sellsword companies in Essos
>Stannis knows about Karstark betreyal and execute Arnolf in guise of Theon
>Stannis has support of most Northern houses in fight against Bolton, they undermine Bolton rule on every step
>Stannis has Asha, leader of Ironborn who want to stop reaving and trade with mainlands
>Stannis has Theon, trueborn son of Balon, who can overrule Euron coronation and bring Iron Islands to Stannis cause
>Stannis wins battle of ice by drawing Freys onto frozen lake by night lamp
>Stannis sends Umbers, Theon and Ironborn to capture Dreadfort
>Stannis sends Karstarks to Winterfell to report his "defeat" and draw Boltons to recapture Dreadfort
>Stannis takes Winterfell with help of Karstarks inside and smashes Boltons when they are stuck between two castles
>Davos brings Rickon, true Stark, to Winterfell securing North under Stannis
>Stannis brings back Northern captives from Iron Islands to secure peace between North and Ironborn
>Stannis will make Joffrey and Bobby B dream of united, royal, paid and trained army a real thing
>Stannis has elite group of 100 giants that can shot down any dragon from the skies
>Rescue Edmure with help of BwB and Blackfish
>Aurane Waters works for Stannis

8 YOU SHITS

what did she mean by this?

Looks like the bloody neighbours showing off again
THE FIRE RISES

>made him overly villainous in season 1
>made Ned as good as Jaime at swordfighting
>never mentioned how he charged and nearly killed Robb and his whole personal guard before being captured
>made him kill his cousin to escape prison
>made his loss to Brienne look like he's bad because 'muh stronk wymn'
>made him a shit swordsman with the other hand despite Barristan saying he's 'the most gifted natural swordsman he'd seen' and he would have recovered to some degree
>utterly failed to show Jaime's fighting ability while he was two-handed
>made him rape his sister on top of Joffrey's corpse
>made him ignorant about Cersei's cheating
>made him go to Dorne and be part of the worst storyline in the show so far
>made his sole mission after returning to fuck Cersei instead of reforming
>made him indifferent to Cersei's burning of the sept of Baelor
>literally never showed us what Jaime thinks
>according to the leaks, he still doesn't give up on Cersei and leaves to fight for their child

Reminder to never forgive D&D for the character assassination of Jaime Lannister.
No, this season doesn't make up for it.

everyone who isn't anorexic will look appear to have double chin while making that expression.

emilia is a literal goddess and you know it.

you're just sad pathetic fuck who can't find another cause in his life other than convincing people on website about chinese porn that some actress isn't pretty.

It's easy to do this technique, let me show you.

YES!!!

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

CAREFUL DOG,
CAREFUL

What anime did GURM watch when he created The Most Dangerous Man In Dorne?

That's not nice, your grace

It will jiggle all night when she shares a bed with me

>a literal goddess
if you like overly thicc women, maybe

Theon, fetch me more wine!

KHALEESI

Guys what would your house be like?

Name: Greyfire
Words: From Darkness We Rise
Sigil: Wolf with a burning sword in its mouth
Keep: Shadowfell, near Winterfell
Family Sword: King's End (Valyrian steel, named for killing a Stark king many years back)
Current Lord: Lord Edric "The Midnight Wolf" Greyfire
Heir: Daemon "The Young Shadow" Greyfire
Edric's Bastard Son: Raegon Snow (has the valarian features, first ranger of the Night's Watch)

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>When somebody says they want a pie without gravy

she just needs to be blacked

Is Melly sticking a finger in his bum?

first Charlottesville and now THIS, guys enough is enough, time to wrap it up

STANNIS!!

>overly thicc
leave this board faggot

dany

sounds sepiroth sand tier

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Lines such as those are pretty common in classic fantasy books.

ITT Actors who made something of themselves.

>tfw no flashback of Robb fucking Sansa's tight virgin pussy and cumming inside her in the Winterfell stables

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>emilia is a literal goddess and you know it.
kek no

Like I said, poor college girls on rent look better than Emilia.

step away D&D, I run this show now

still better than jonsa

i kind of hate him

he should get a real job

>Night King bows to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with Rhollor
>Possess advanced Greenseer abilities
>Control Westoroes with an iron but fair fist
>Own King's Landing & the iron bank
>Direct descendants of the ancient Valyrian blood line
>Own 99% of Dragon hatching research sites
>Next dragons will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff dragons
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Westeroes has only existed far beyond the Wall
>Ancient Children of the forest scriptures tell of two beings who will descend upon Westeroes and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>Both are equally Azor Ahai and Valonqar at the same time
>Night King had a two hour phone call with the Bogdanoffs before being allowed to resurrect Viserion
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with Rhollor forwarding the word of the lord of light to the Red Priests. Who do you think sends the messages in the flames?
>They learned fluent Valyrian in under a week
>The crown entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Casterly Rock, only Bogdanoff Castle
>The twins are about 18 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by Westerosi society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

*Lines such as those are pretty common in cheesy pulp fiction

THICC

robert... what a stupid name

>he thinks cherry-picked pictures of a woman swimming in make up is an indicator of her actual appearance
i'm not even that user but please don't tell me you're this deluded

Any wonder why Stannis looks like a king in his armor or simple clothing, while Jon looks like a henchman whois send to do dirty work?

WATCH IT BOARY

now do this with Baratheon brothers

Bobbyposter please wake up, start doing your thing and GET THESE JONERYS FAGGOTS OUT OF HERE AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

Your dislike of the character is unjustified imo. Some lords and knights really did have such panache.

She's not fat and never has been

All you fucking faggots need to leave

>tfw no flashback of Robb and Sansa sneaking off to the stables only to find Arya on her knees sucking Jon's cock

GODS I WAS HOT

>cherry-picked pictures of a woman swimming in make up
maybe look at that picture once again blind retard

Is that why Robb was so pissed when he saw how Sansa looked at Joffrey?

i'm glad we can all agree that emilia is perfect

HAVE YOU EVER MADE THE 8 STANNIS?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

No you really weren't. Shit casting for the 'most beautiful woman in the world' from the get-go.

What is this from? That looks like Xena Warrior Princess levels of costumes and locations.

>BOOOOOAR bows to Bogdanoffs

I don't dislike the character, I dislike GURM and his awful writing.

JONERYS
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Also Bobbyposting is long gone now, lmao.

EGGG

When she was thin maybe, she's never gone back to her s1 looks

Kelly C has nothing on Lyanna casting

>anyone who doesnt like overweight women is a faggot

this was dany's ultimate form and you know it

I stand with the Khaleesi.

RIP Doreah
How long did she last before the nigger killed and ate her, do you think?

Careful, Boar, careful now!

Is Linda an SJW cunt? She seems bitchy.

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT SHE
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN

bobbyposting is reddit now.
emiliaposting is what we do now

And she looks the same now

Why are Tardaryans such annoying, egocentric people? literally think everything is about them.

Oh, he's definitely a bad writer - no one can deny that. But Darkstar's signature line is not unrealistic or "anime-tier".

I bend the knee for the Khaleesi.

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