The Americans were right

Sup Forums I've been in the US for four months and I have come to love it here. I've been looking closely into emigrating and legally emigrating to the US is just about impossible.

The options are:
1. Get married - I'm on Sup Forums
2. Get a company to sponsor you - I'm in law, this is not exactly a possibility - or is it? If Americans can't get jobs, what hope have I?
3. Have $1 million dollars - I have about half that.

While we're all 6'7 and make 250K a month as trainee chefs at Wendys, I'm genuinely curious, have I missed a trick or is it really that hard to emigrate to this place?

>Inb4 Sup Forums fuck those people.

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you white or a spic? It should easier for whites to become citizens.

Straight, White, Scottish, Male.

Masters degree, 30.

Already in a relationship at home.

I've fallen in love with muh freedums.

If you have money immigrating is easy as fuck. The hardest part will be that fucking test about dumb shit that 9/10 natural American citizens would fail.

>Has masters degree
>Doesn't know how to use google.

Yes. I do not have the money. I have about 50% of it.

It's because I secretly want to gay marry a Sup Forumstard for a greencard and I figured this was the best way to advertise.

Look into EB-1 visa. The express lane for the educated and capable.

Dubs of truth.

Turns out he is a shitskin manlet that is a chef at Wendy's.

You don't need a fucking million dollars nigger you don't even need 10k from what others who immigrated here told me. Some chick told me it was like 6k for her to get all the shit taken care of.

>gay marry

What are your thoughts on being a trap?

...

I'd make a pretty terrible trap user, generally traps don't play rugby.

We love you Canada.

/thread

Fuck off, OP

Here's the sauce in the OP if anyone is curious

Pretty solid fap

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thanks

h1base.com/visa/work/compare work visas/ref/1133

Oh. That was easy,

Ok folks, thread over we can all go home (or to the USA)

It's the complete opposite. It takes whites over a decade, Africans can do it in months.

He means for qualifying. You can't just apply for citizenship or a greencard, you need a marriage, family living her, corporate backers, or enough capital to show you can start a business. Your friend meant she paid 6k total for the fees, user means he needs to own 1m to qualify for that type of visa-citizenship program.

It's real easy, be shitskin.

Just stay until Clinton wins and she grants general amnesty for all illegal immigrants.

hey OP marry me bb

(:

I reckon it'd be an E2, I renovate property back home and I can wrangle a business here doing that. The bar in NY is accepting to foreigners.

I wonder if I can claim refugee status based on how the UK is a totalitarian communist regime?

If only user.

>h1base.com/visa/work/compare work visas/ref/1133
That link goes to a visa program requiring you to buy companies for 750k-2mil. OP can't do that. And H1B visas have quotas on how many can be issues, they're filled every year by companies like IBM who turn their 80k positions into 40k positions by giving them to Indians.

OP is a faggot, nobody's disagreeing there, but people need to know that the USA government fucking hates Europeans and won't let them come here over their thirdworld charity cases. It's a problem and it needs to be changed.

>white guy wants to come to America
>"you have to go back"

Nice try, Pablos.

OP is indeed a faggot,

It seems like the E2 requires only a reasonable investment of capital (which I have) and would allow me get my foot in the door.

Explain this 1 million dollars option?

I honestly missed the post saying he was white.
I'm a tard Sup Forums, laugh at me.

>Be Canadian
>Get job offer in US
>Show up at border with Job letter and my family
>Passports stamped
>3 year work visa issued on the spot

Feels good to be an immigrant man

E2 requires at least 100k investment into a business (not just buying stock) and it needs to employ 3-4 people. That business also needs to stay afloat for the 6-10 years it takes him to get real citizenship.

You can't actually get greencards without a reason. The typical reasons allowed are:
>Family here
>Married a citizen
>A company hired you (they have to prove they couldn't get an American to do the job, and they pay the government 5k to be allowed to hire you)
>You're rich (1mil+)

It's not even for citizenship, it's for a greencard so you can be here for a few years, which is a requirement for citizenship.

Where are you from? That could hurt or help.
If you're in law, then buddy up with a firm who would be willing to sponsor you for an extended period of time.

Excuse my question about where you're from, missed this post.

If you have advanced degrees its as easy as finding a job and having your employer file for you.

meanwhile Syrian refugees are being placed here by the thousands even though they will never contribute and actively seek to destroy us

I've been considering investing into a law firm somewhere like upstate NY - essentially buying my way into a decent practice.

the E2 I think I can manage, like I say investing and employing 3-4 folk I can do. I hadn't realised how (relatively) easy that is.

>The hardest part will be that fucking test about dumb shit that 9/10 natural American citizens would fail.
There's a reason we take it in grade school and then never again. Because none of us remember nearly all of it.

Primed for freedom.

I'd rather you be considered American than 90%+ of the illegals that take southern USA for granite.

Yes if you plan to send application that you qualified for. Problem very rare to be qualified, bar is very high.

yes but you bastards won't let me in!

I'm going back a good number of years but a friend of mine who had a Uk law degree went to murrica and has been there ever since, sat his bar exams etc there after essentially "fast-tracking" the studies required owing to his Uk degree. He's now rubbing shoulders pretty damn near the top. Looking to become a high court judge at the moment.

That's pretty much my plan.

>Here's the sauce in the OP if anyone is curious
>
>Pretty solid fap
>
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Thanks man. Got a pornhub link also? Her name reminds me of that polish blue dildo bunk bed porn video, can't find anything recent of her.

I recommend you clerk for someone in the law field as an unpaid intern while working the best job you can get to live on. Explain your plight once you've established trust. The word of mouth (who you know) is very powerful. Good luck.

>It's because I secretly want to gay marry a Sup Forumstard for a greencard

>I've fallen in love with muh freedums.

if we weren't where we are I'd put you in touch, you get my drift.

If one were to provide some bonafides or perhaps show my Sup Forums platinum card, might that assist?

lies. that's why there are so may millions illegal.

this thread triggers me so much. i've been trying to leave this shithole legally for 7 years now, and it is impossible.

>you'll never have fried plantains and coffee for breakfast in a cozy alpaca sweater on a chilly autumn morning in ecuador
Why live.

What specifically is so appealing that you are willing to leave Scotland? Is it just for money?

A shithole is still better than nothing. You could've been born on an asteroid in space, that would've sucked immensely.

If one could provide a PM service in this hellhole it would be a start. I am not about to post anything about the mans identity on a public board or indeed mail you the information should you supply an address. You could be literally anyone. I'm sure you understand my reluctance in this manner. I'm simply saying it's possible to rise to the top of the american law system as an immigrant as a means to keep your desire to succeed fueled.

America needs to favor immigration from Northern and Western Europe over the rest of the world. Central America (this includes Mexico) and the Middle East should have some of the strictest regulations.

Here's my quip. If you don't want immigrants, why advertise your country to all third world like it's some freedom utopia? No one would be thought about moving to America had it not been for Hollywood and media, blatant patriotism.

>Scotland
If you've been there you'd know.

>Murica
for all the memes I genuinely like the freedom

This I completely understand, every so often you meet someone on pol who isn't a neet and you really wish there was a pol version of linkedin

I have an address I use for Sup Forums related things but again you're not him so it'd be a bit weird to pass out details to strangers on the intertubes.

>not taking advantage of cultural Marxism
>not getting "married" to a fellow pollack just to get citizenship
>if they refuse your citizenship you can take advantage of the lefty media and use it as your personal army because "these bigoted laws are hurting muh homos"
>you'll get thousands of gays and their apologists standing in solidarity with you
>sjws will stand with you
>nu males will stand with you
>people in high places will stand with you
>hillary may even give you shoutout tweet
>they will bend the knee to give you citizenship cuz #lovewins

Are you offering user?

It'll be easier for you to ask your company to sponsor you, or keep renewing your temporary visa.

t. irish in hatland

Nah. I'm from the west coast and a dirty NEET. But you can pay people here from the east coast to marry you. Shit, most Europeans who want to start a new life can do this and aren't for some reason. This loophole can be taken advantage of and many people from Europe can come here legally by that. It's not hard at all.

But marriage for visa sounds too wrong, rather be illegal immigrant than pretend marriage, I don't even know what God thinks of this.

There's a fatwah legitimizing transsexuality. Just marry an American tranny. Then it's totally halal.

>I don't even know what God thinks of this
I don't think he really gives a fuck

thinking the same as OP only I'm poorfag, would have been interesting to hear from other's experience 'making it in america'

>tfw it is every Sup Forumsack's duty to gaymarry a Eurobro and get them citizenship
war is hell

just give him some birdseed or something, I'm sure he's cool with it

He means there's a way to get a green card for investing 1 million in the American economy. The chick you know probably got in another way and 6k was just for her paperwork and potentially immigration lawyer fees. Which she could've avoided because the paperwork is easy as fuck.

It took gavin mcmeme a couple years to migrate from scotland, even tho he went the canadian route it still took a shitton of time

Yes, you're a fucking disgrace.

Well OP, the US is not the only country that is hard to emigrate to. I myself, a natural born US citizen, have been looking in to moving to a scandinavian country once the elections take place here in the fall.

>eurobro
What about me? ;_;

>Already in a relationship at home.
Le wincest

Unlike most of Sup Forums I don't live in my parent's basement.

I live in someone else's instead of course.
I'm sorry user you're already contaminated.

Le sister's basement

B-But Brazil is white, just like Argentina.

fuck you and your porn posting
this is pol, why are you posting (((porn)))?

We're sorry user. You were meant to be the Europe of this hemisphere.

We don't know what went wrong either.

Hi Israel, whatcha doin?

>scottish
>half a million bucks
are you hewey, dewey, or lewey, and when did scrooge die?

i've got some bad news for you, son.
He's going to be trying for a tier 2 green card which means it could take up to 20 years and you have to find someone to pick up your h1b visa that long.
OP is competing with poos and wongs that will work anywhere and do anything to live here.

If he was mexican or Somalian, he could be a full citizen in a few years.

OP, you can marry a citizen or pay a lot of money for an immigration lawyer to pull strings for you. that's about it good luck

I leave this here in case of degeneracy .. youtube.com/watch?v=_WTBkj8gFfI

USA that was nearly funny. I didn't know you guys did banter. Top marks.

I'm actually a sentient haggis though.

just do as the spics and overstay your visa

Almost relapsed because of this
maybe I should cut on pol until I have like 30 days

learn Spanish and say you are a spic

Get the fuck out of our country, you stupid Britcuck. Every one of you faggots I've ever met in real life were flaming leftists that bitched about America and Americans while simultaneously studying at our universities.

gave me a good chuckle

I see the butthurt over 2014 is still strong.

>OP is indeed a faggot

but you're op

I voted to keep the union and leave the EU. I do find the UK too nannyish for my liking though.

Indeed aquafresh but OP is always a faggot

IF YOU DO THIS, WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTIONS

YOU DON'T WANT HILLARY TO GET POSITIVE COVERAGE BY GOING ALL PRO GAY ON YOU

I passed it when we took it for fun in high school. Only other person who passed was a Chinese girl lol

Wait until Trump is elected and immigrate. With a masters you'll get fast-fracked. Especially being from Scotland.

Have you fired the guns yet, freedoms, freedoms.

god such a damn good video
watched it years ago and man i havent forgoten it
shit

fuck you and your autism posting
this is pol, why are you posting (((sperg)))?

You're okey you

I'm also from Scotland and enthusiastic about the possibility of relocating to the USA.

>tfw my long-term lady partner is a Yank

I could do the noble thing and marry her while achieving my dream of living and working in the land of Emerson.

there is also a green card lottery

I can only pray, another reason to hope for the god emperor.

I'll wait, I just am a bit worried what will happen when I tell /k/ I really am gay for guns.

Who am I kidding? Half of them a Mosin Nagant in their ass right now and the other half are lying.

If you're not going to, can I marry her? I need the greencard.

He's annoyed it's porn without a big black cock in it.
Thanks user, you're not so bad yourself you know.

Hate to say it, but here's what you do:

1. Stay here illegally
2. Follow the law -- don't get caught
3. Wait for democrats to pass amnesty
4. Hope democrats don't destroy America

Are you joking m8?
You will EASILY get into the USA using certain programs. Check this guy. There are also other Visa programs for people like yourself.

But really why leave scotland? Just visit the US and vacation if you want a shotgun. There is no hope here. Trump will probably lose and it will be on its way to another hellhole.

I got the DV lotto. Answered a couple of questions at the embassy back home, and I was already packing. This is my home, and I love it.

By the way, OP, how did you manage to save around £450,000 when you've - presumably - only been practicing law for 5-6 years?

My sister in law is a pretty well established member of the firm at Brodies and I think she's only been earning six figures for the last couple of years.

What firm are you with? I'm at Anderson Strathern.