>Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka.You have a face that would make doves cry," said roast veteran Jeff Ross, who was dressed in purple as Prince. "That voice, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard in an inner-city school you wanna defund," he said. "Ann's against gay marriage. What's your thinking on that? If I can't get a husband they shouldn't, either?"
Saturday Night Livecast memberPeteDavidson quipped,“If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” Former NFL quarterback Peyton Manning had a joke about her appearance, too: "I just realized that I'm not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby." There were also lines about Coulter's political views."Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you countMein Kampf," said comedian Nikki Glaser. "Ann, you're awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave." "She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan," said Roast Master David Spade. "It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot." Folk singer Jewel won the crowd over with this:“As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight," she said, "but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.” But British comedian Jimmy Carr really let Coulter have it. He called her "repugnant," "hateful," and "hatchet-faced." "But it's not too late to change that," he said."You could kill yourself."
Here is the best part- Many of the insults aimed at Coulter are not appropriate for afamily-friendly website, but here are some jokes we can share:
>ad hominem fallacy >compelling argument against her politics American liberal cognitive dissonance right here.
Kayden Torres
>Master David Spade. "It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot."
I laughed but this is not politics and I don't care about "American journalist pseudo celebrities"
Matthew Sullivan
>I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot."
kekkk
anyways most of the attacks seem to be 'haha you're ugly' which is funny coming from jeff ross, dude looks like a hobbit with down syndrome.
Carson Brown
That's pretty vile. I'm sure she's just happy they're proving themselves to be the hateful ones though.
Xavier Miller
Ann really doesnt gaf i love it
Austin Mitchell
This is not a politics board. It's a politically incorrect board on which politics is an acceptable topic, among numerous other topics, including news.
Luis Gomez
Sure, but this isn't news. It's literally nothing.
Parker Thomas
Dude it's ann counter. Everything about her is Sup Forums related.
Jeremiah Johnson
>australia deciding what is relevant or not
Jackson Fisher
>caring for a pseudo-intellectual rhetorician who is also a roasty
Jeremiah Turner
Jokes are good if they're funny but some people put hateful and passive-aggressive undertones in their jokes.
Dylan Hughes
the Clinton's are the ones that should be burned Bill committed perjury about Lewinsky and Hilary broke every top secret rules in the book with emails and no one got in trouble. Watch best friends Monica and Hilary go to the cleaners together
its just a roast man, not a debate. she agreed to it.
of course thats not gonna stop buzzfeed-tier sites form treating it as politically significant.
Bentley Hill
>herr derr republicans are dumb
>herr derr you are and ugly republican woman
what i'd expect from "comedy" central especially during this election cycle. I don't recall them making fun of sara silverman for her politics or having a body like a refrigerator, typical.
In all honesty Coulter is pretty dumb for even being a part of a comedy central program.
Jeremiah Scott
I hate how comedy has become so ideological. Back in the old days, comedians would attack everybody.
Now they won't touch jokes about lefties, gays, Muslims, Jews, or the former kings of Egypt lest the ADL or SPLC goes after them for hate speech.
Aaron Ross
They would never DARE say this against a jew or a Black. Their double standards will catch up with them someday.
Levi Jackson
How hateful and passive agressive. not funny at all
Jaxson Garcia
>WOAHHHH #ImWithHer now
Ryan Watson
so did you not read the trayvon joke?
Chase Hughes
I disagree.
Ann being more important to attack than Rob Lowe is a good sign.
Jason Collins
>someone gets roasted at a roast >this is somehow news
Jesus Christ.
Lucas Diaz
>"You could kill yourself." Haha I get it, it is like another way of saying "Delete your account." Yep Ann sure is btfo op.
Christopher Torres
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It's not even anything new. She gets those kinds of comments, pretty much word for word, every day as part of her job.
She's someone the left love to hate.
When I hear "Ann Coulter BTFO" I come expecting a new angle against her political views, but I suppose that was wishful thinking on my part.
Hudson Nguyen
Its a fucking roast, you stupid alt-right cocksucker*
>(THAT was a deliberate insult made because i dont like you or your politics)
Liam Kelly
I wouldnt take these as a political message or argument, its a roast. People just talk shit. For example Jeff Ross's joke about Warren Sapp climbing the empire state building because he looks like a gorilla.
Noah Jones
Wait... why the fuck would they make jokes about Ann Coulter at a roast?
Was she one of the roasties? If she was, then that's exactly what they are supposed to do.
If she wasn't, fuck Comedy Central. Well, fuck Comedey Central anyway.
But was Ann there? Then she deserved it. Just wait until Hillary starts making commercials using the Roast of Donald Trump.
I don't give a shit what happens to Ann Coulter. She's a coalburner and deserves worse than a roast.
Oliver Powell
What the fuck are you on about?
If Ann wasn't there, then it's stupid.
If Ann was there, then it's exactly what is supposed to happen at a roast.
Lucas Lewis
(((Jeff Lifschultz)))
Liam Ross
"lolololo libs went beyond comedy and acted like cunts!
REKT!111one"
Logan Butler
That's the only reason she was there.
Nolan Lee
This is from an article? Who thinks a person getting roasted at a roast is news?
Julian Evans
If you want to know what Hollywood Jews and their puppets think of you watch how they treated Ann
They hate you and think you're stupid
Joshua Cruz
>But British comedian Jimmy Carr really let Coulter have it. He called her "repugnant," "hateful," and "hatchet-faced." "But it's not too late to change that," he said."You could kill yourself."
Can't spar the Carr
Oliver Campbell
Coulter can handle the bantz, you'd never see some liberal cunt like Laurie Penny or Amanda Marcotte step foot on a conservative dais. Coulter has thick skin, she's an amazing woman.
also >you should kill yourself what a clever joke
Easton Bennett
(((David spade)))
Julian Evans
Jimmy's entire act is to be as edgy as possible at all times. It gets old pretty quick when you realise that there is no depth to it beyond that.
Adam Robinson
are you a moran? that was an attack on ann, not trayboon
Juan Hall
She is having a really bad week, Trump walked back on his immigration policy right after her book release, and then she went on Comedy Central to help promote her book, what was she thinking with that one.
The reason why it's bad for her book is because in the book she claims if Donald Trump alters his immigration policy in anyway it's over for him. Then she tried to walk back the comment made in her book, poor Ann.
Jacob Peterson
>caring about Ann Coalburner or "celebrities" roasting her
Jacob Bell
No, and this shitty degenerate millennial "roasting" shit can go. It's so cringy. I'm tired of people playing on our playground with our toys.
Ethan Cook
>>Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka.You have a face that would make doves cry," said roast veteran Jeff Ross, who was dressed in purple as Prince. "That voice, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard in an inner-city school you wanna defund," he said. "Ann's against gay marriage. What's your thinking on that? If I can't get a husband they shouldn't, either?" >Saturday Night Livecast memberPeteDavidson quipped,“If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” >Former NFL quarterback Peyton Manning had a joke about her appearance, too: "I just realized that I'm not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby." >There were also lines about Coulter's political views."Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you countMein Kampf," said comedian Nikki Glaser. "Ann, you're awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave." >"She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan," said Roast Master David Spade. "It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot." >Folk singer Jewel won the crowd over with this:“As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight," she said, "but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.” >But British comedian Jimmy Carr really let Coulter have it. He called her "repugnant," "hateful," and "hatchet-faced." "But it's not too late to change that," he said."You could kill yourself." >Here is the best part- >Many of the insults aimed at Coulter are not appropriate for afamily-friendly website, but here are some jokes we can share: >Obliterated! DI THEY NOT KNOW SHE IS MARRIED TO A NIGGER AND LIKES BBC
Thomas Evans
>"Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you countMein Kampf," said comedian Nikki Glaser. oy vey the wall is anudda shoah
Nicholas Foster
Who gives a fuck what that cunt thinks? Has she ever been right about anything? I thought she disappeared after Bush, but I see she's crawled back from under her rock.
Kevin King
Shes a dumb mudshark attention whore that loves giving media anti trump ammo
who gives a shit
Lincoln Cruz
>roasts >invented by millennials
Wyatt Myers
>When someone tells a liberal to kill themselves, it's vile, disgusting harassment. >When someone tells a conservative to kill themselves, it's a roast.
Carson Nguyen
>roast is about taking the piss >people take the piss >TAKE THAT YOU BIGOT YEAH
Like fuck, why do lefties even think they're good people anymore?
Jeremiah Jackson
I don't understand roasts. Why the fuck do burgers meet just to insult each other? Is this an African tradition brought into USA? I don't believe European settlers roasted eachother.
Landon Lee
Don't you dare insult my waifu senpai!
Ryan Garcia
The fact that this guy came out of retirement to help the liberal cause shows they are in full panic mode.
Angel Jenkins
prolly strayin or British influenced,
Daniel Cook
It's formalised banter. Anglo thing in general that we turned into a genre of comedy.
Cooper Hughes
>repugnant and hateful
>kill yourself
?????????????????????????
man the libtard cognitive dissonance never ceases to impress me
Hunter Wood
I thought you didn't like british traditions. You fought the king to get rid of that shit.
Ryder Martin
It's cringy as shit. I don't care who invented it they can have it.
Gavin Butler
its a nigger thing
Joseph Rodriguez
We don't have TV programmes (or any other venue) where the entire point is to get someone in and then hurl abuse at them for half an hour.
Unless you go back to a time when we burnt witches.
Banter isn't hateful. You might say things to people that to an outside observer looks like you absolutely despise each other, but you do it because you like each other.
Aiden James
(((Jeff Carr)))
Gabriel Hill
>you're ugly >you're Hitler >I hate you >I want you to die
How witty.
Henry Wilson
Its not though
Jayden Gutierrez
Some these aren't even banter, just outright bullying because they can't come up with any real arguments or anything funny.
Sup Forums isn't even that hateful when they dish stuff out, which is ironic considering they consider us Nazis.
>Let's see who can be nastiest to that eeevil conservative
If they tried any of that with a liberal woman they would be forced to take the apology tour of cuckoldry.
Anthony Lewis
Yes, she was there you autistic fuck.
Austin Hill
>Be proud liberal who hates body shaming >Body shame Republican
Jaxson Rodriguez
If your epik banter ends with "Kill yourself", then you are objectively a shit comedian with no creativity.
Cooper Cruz
Thats someone from fox news moron. She is single
Oliver Foster
>everything, you poor poor liebereal faggot
Sure is delusional. It's funny because your hero Ann does more to help the cause of the left unintentional then she does for her own.
Daniel Price
You think I'm liberal. How fucking sad.
Brandon Allen
That's Jimmie Walker. Jesus, you people are fucking morons.
Joseph Young
>Folk singer Jewel won the crowd over with this:“As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight," she said, "but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”
Feminist values in a nutshell folks
Ethan Martinez
That is Jr. from the Amerikan television show Good Times.
Brayden Rogers
>A roast is an event in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience
>kill yourself
like i said,who cares
But the retards trying to defend it as just "just a roast" are retarded
Spades joke was the only one that fits roast criteria
Ryan Wilson
>muh special snowflake ideology Nobody cares which particular brand of cuck you are. Just that you are one.
Elijah Ramirez
name 3 instances then
also name 3 instances where she was wrong
why don't you like her user?
Ethan Myers
She's a shrill tranny looking cunt. What's to like?
Nathan Wright
so you haven't read a single book or article of hers?
if your not a liebereal, what are you?
Ethan Wood
>why dont you like this retarded mudshark whore
Nicholas Gonzalez
It is most certainly a European originated tradition, considering Africans will kill each other for the slightest perceived insult. Euros are the only people known to be able to take a joke.
Lucas Campbell
I've yet to see confirmation that she's a mudshark
she certainly isn't reatrded though. read adios america, this si the book which trump asked for an advance copy of
trumps immigration stance comes from ann
Jeremiah Moore
We didn't like British rule, it had nothing to do with traditions.
