Brit/pol/ - Slayer Edition

>Requested by , contribute more user.
youtube.com/watch?v=DgASEyey_KQ

>Today's Papers 28/8/16
sli.mg/a/0tViQ9

>Britain will retain access to ESA under plans considered by May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/28/britain-will-retain-access-to-single-market-and-curb-migration-u/

>Woman, 78, has arm ripped off in parked car in Cornwall
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-37208825

>Germany warns UK ‘you can’t keep the nice things’ after Brexit
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/europe-could-go-down-the-drain-after-brexit-a7213976.html

>Tax funded 'Sweet Shop jihadis'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3761793/How-gave-1million-Sweet-Shop-jihadist-gang-held-sharia-surgeries-waged-campaign-hate.html

>SJWs further piss on British culture
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758107/Shrewsbury-Folk-Festival-bans-Morris-dancers-appearing-blackface.html

>Theresa May orders her Cabinet ministers to come up with blueprint for EU exit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/27/theresa-may-the-brexit-enforcer-orders-her-cabinet-ministers-to/

>Tommy Robinson and his kids harassed and thrown out of pub by police
youtube.com/watch?v=DcMgFqAGb84

>‘Let Calais migrants into Britain’ demands Nicholas Sarkozy
express.co.uk/news/world/704596/Nicholas-Sarkozy-Calais-migrants-Jungle-centre-Britain

>Former minister calls for new tax to save NHS and social care
theguardian.com/society/2016/aug/27/uk-needs-new-tax-to-save-nhs-social-care-from-collapse

>Labour calls for Richard Branson to be STRIPPED of his knighthood after Jeremy Corbyn Traingate row
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/labour-calls-richard-branson-stripped-8719591?ICID=FB_mirror_main

>Child sex capital of Britain
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horrific-abuse-scandal-town-dubbed-8718139

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hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/08/peter-hitchens-look-out-theyre-sneaking-up-on-you-with-a-chemical-cosh.html
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Hitchens is a cuckold.

OP is a murderer who killed Ed Tudor Pole

I dare you to present Crystal Maze, I fucking DARE YOU!

Who /whitelaw/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=X6RQJpwJXAY

that show was oddly compelling.

First for Karen

Lads does anyone have that image saved of Daniel Hannan (I think) and one other person who I don't know. It shows them laughing at the camera and it usually has the file name along the lines of "He doesn't like the free movement of people"
>inb4

the six weeks off school british holiday is based

WICKED

This man did it admirably and you couldn't accept him as your equal, could you?

SLAYER died with Hanneman. King = "the other guitarist".

Just found out a great-great grandparent of mine was Irish

Should I kill myself lads?

summerfag get out.

Surely not this?

LBC is going full cuck, my god.

>muh colonialism
>islam no different than other religions
>banning burkini is devil behaviour
>urrrr durrr

app.musicradio.com/lbclondon/on-air/player/

THE MEMBERSHIP, TOVARISH JEREMY

дaй мнe члeнcтвo

Not really sure how this makes sense desu but hey, turns out I am tuss enough.

I love foreign policy and would like to actually have some control over it. Where would I go to do this? MI6, the Military, politics?

Shall not be infringed, britcucks. Just remember that.

Tally ho lads

Yes.

I am enjoying the dank take on this meme.

>equal
>admirably
>DEAD

top kek

gj

Nice meme

SOMEONE PLS ROBOT-WARS POST

Good God man, what have you done?

...

>Germany's economy minister: U.S.-EU free trade talks have failed

reuters.com/article/us-eu-usa-ttip-germany-idUSKCN1130FB

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw the new improved Gloriana Britannia will have a trade deal with the US in place before the EU
>tfw the Eternal Anglo marches on

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Morning lads

This desu. I'm a big Slayer fan but I still haven't been able to bring myself to listen to the new album.

Better late than never. Good afternoon fella.

Too much time off school is bad bro

Except it's not quite true, is it?

He wasn't your equal. He edged past you.

Tell me, did you ever play musical instruments on the show? No, you didn't. He did.

He was a good man, and his blood is on your hands.

That's not the one, but thanks anyway.
Yes this is it, thank you. Should keep a reaction image folder for these to be honest.

Saw Slayer at the Astoria once. They played through all of Reign in Blood from first track to last. Was ebin.

Welcome to the Labour-Lib Dem coalition, my friend.

Hell yes, we're tuss enuss.

AND HIS BODY IS IN MY FREEZER

WE'VE NO MORE ROOM FOR EUROPOORS
UPON OUR HALLOWED SHORES
IT'S TIME TO SEND THEM ALL BACK
HERE ON ROBOT WARS

I like this riff.

youtu.be/LnVl9oPW2so

I've played mine so many times that Postmorten won't play any more

Hi m8. My sleeping pattern was fucked until lately, slept for 11 hours last night though. Comfy.

Anyone feel a bit sick after exercising?

TSUUUUUUU

I regularly throw up after exercising. Started working out a few weeks ago and I push myself until I dead, then I hurl. Feels bad, but lets me know I'm a winner. A winner, just like mummy always said I was.

Why did you sink that ship, Richard? You didn't need another zone, you already had three. Weren't you content with taunting the Aztecs in the past, or clumsily destroying the space station carrying humanity's hope in the future?

That ship had people on it, Richard. Living people. But we never saw them when you ran a group of incompetents through its halls and down its stairs. What did you do with them, Richard?

Feeling sick after exercise is perfectly normal, try not to drink too much and it might be a bit better.

Must go now. Have better things to do. I will be back.

>tfw not a britcuck

Shame your Whitehouse wasn't.

Same here. Not fat or skelly but I'm trying to build muscle. My head spins for a while afterwards. I'm depressed too so it's a double effort but I'm doing OK.

All zones belong to me.

Tried to make plans with a few friends (all sorts of shit going on over bank holiday weekend)


Got blanked by everyone so just reverted to the usual /sleep all day/

>America

Does your area have a parish council lads? Areas in grey dont

What's in those crystals, Richard? Do they hold the souls of your victims?

I'm not a fat or skelly either, I just find it hard to do anything in moderation. Also got depression, but I just leave that at home when I go out and exercise.

>London

Looking at that clusterfuck raped my eyes.

>Britain

>Got blanked by everyone
Here user, have some Anglo love.

You keep coming here to tell us though, so stop pretending you don't like glorioius Britannia.

London never fails to make me sick

London is one of the few parts of England worth saving, along with Oxford, Cambridge, and York.

I wonder if black people realise that they are slowly becoming a smaller proportion of the American population?

>per capita greatest sporting nation on earth

Thanks for reminding me

>Peter is standing up for Jeremy Corbyn's traingate

What happened to him? I think he still has some old-fashioned socialist sympathies, he even wants to renationalise utilities and railways.

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/08/peter-hitchens-look-out-theyre-sneaking-up-on-you-with-a-chemical-cosh.html

The bones of those who get stuck in the zones.

>divide and conquer

Anyone know how you get a job in the Foreign office?

Weak b8 m8

Brilliant isn't it?
:^)

>gov.uk/government/organisations/foreign-commonwealth-office/about/recruitment

He's the definition of a tory wet. A huge cuckold.

what game is this?

Smite the Brummies,
Midlands war now

What's your favorite war?

Who /Karen/ here?

Everything makes sense if you view him as a washed up old ex-trot who hates drugs and now spends his time demoralising conservatives.

where can I meet a nice conservative girl to start thinking about starting a family with? i'm not a 'no hymen no diamond' fedora tipper but I just don't know the places wifeable women congregate
is it wrong to start going back to church for this reason?

>London
>Worth saving

What is this

Probably the civil war or the 7 years war

lbc.co.uk/incredible-row-between-maajid-and-peter-hitchens-136113

INTENSE HITCHENS SPAGHETTI FEST

London will be the 1st to go when i come to power

Thatcherite re-takeover when?

Revolutionary war

No kidding either

Prime Minister Infinity.

Pretty expensive but I've purchased it and have been trying it out yesterday and today.

The one where we beat the Germans.

Mahdist War

NOW

you have to be foreign mate

London is one of the few parts of the UK that makes any money. That won't last if financial services move to Frankfurt, though.

The bottom rung of local government in the uk, the 10,000+ parish councils

Any unparished part of the country, except the city of London square mile, can form a new parish council if enough citizens petition the district council/unitary authority (the rung above parish in the local structure)

...

A combination of Friedmanite economics and social conservatism would be elder-god tier

I take back my earlier post. I misremembered, apparently it was actually you who played a harmonica on occasion.

>London is one of the few parts of the UK that makes any money

Yeah okay, here's a (You) for your efforts

1000 YEAR TORY REICH, WHEN?

Non British?
The Franko-Prussian war.

British?
Anglo-Zulu War.
>Tfw Rorke's drift

Butthurt pleb from the regions detected.