/carib/ where's Val version

Yo Val bo ta bibo si swa?

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Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made

Remember that time when we jumped on a grenade

Bump 4 da bois

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Why do you lot rarely ever post?
It’s literal piss water.

Hawaii crabs! How are you all doing?

Val took a dive with our dear drowned maiden ((

I post sometimes.

die

haha

Yes piss from a beautiful Angel sent from heaven itself.

Do you think that a British man could get laid in the Bahamas?

The short anwser is yes

What’s the best way do it?

How often does it happen?

b ur'e self

I wouldn’t know how to approach woman in a foreign country.

I don’t know how much the locals would welcome me in the usual place you meet woman like clubs etc. In some places they are quite negative towards that.

Confidence is key, being handsome and tall is a bonus.
However if you are just looking to get laid simply try to appear to be rich.

It's the same as @ home, but not at home.

How can you appear rich lol?
What places are best?

Yes but Bahamian people could be racist and hostile so it could be different.

And where is SL?

You'll be fine dude

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Try Exuma, Eleuthera and San Salvador

not really.

yeah were is he?

I believe he's in Germany, there's a German woman in her mid 30s he pays to drink breast milk directly from her tits.

Is it a disadvantage being red haired?

Do you think they killed themselves?

Watched yesterday the video of the /r9k/ amerimutt and weebfaggor killing himself with a shotgun.
Kind of sad when his mother and sister enter the room and see his brains all over the wall

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And go to nightclubs?

No its something unique to help you stand out.
Are you just looking for tail or a commited relationship?

Nah just visit a few Bars ,restaurants, parks etc.
I don't feel nightclubs would be right.
Go on Facebook and try to make friends from here, there are dating groups for this

neat. Very happy for him then.

Don't think so. Also video is very sad.

Depends if I liked someone enough after meeting them.
For tourists?

How do you appear rich?

Even sadder if Val got a bf that is not me

I can’t afford to live permanently tho.

Aren’t Bahamian men hyper confident though? So I’ll have to be super confidant.

Don't give up on her you loser.

How dark are Puerto Rican’s?
Are you pic related?

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It depends, some are pale af, most are tanned, some are very dark.

>Are you pic related?
What do you mean by that?

Are you 6ix9ine?

No, I hope brooklyn gets nuked soon btw

Why?

I don'r like it, and a particularly annoying part of my family live there.

Mostly, just be entertaining man. Don't over think things you'll be fine
Well again if you are just trying to nail some chick just dress nicely, lie about what your job is, lie about what you make.
Dont try this on Nassau though for reasons I won't go into.
Stick to the islands I named.

What if you were looking for a relationship?

Charm and confidence.
How is Britain lately?
I want to visit Silverstone raceway

It’s ok here, I’m a bit bored of it though desu.

What about dating sites, would those work for a foreign man?

>carib
>semi-alive
It's a start

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It’ll die soon I bet.

Important question:

Since Val is a mutt, If i impregnate her, will the kids come out blond with blue eyes?

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She looks so proud to have a white kid.

What if they come out darker than both of you? )))

So she is unlike most british women.

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But that's impossible because Val does not like black man

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Who is val?

>black nationalist flag
>bleached kid
Lmao.

A girl from some irrelevant Caribbean island that i never knew it existed

u sure?

yes I imagine
>If two non white people procreated, would the kid come out white?

Did you not see the pic he posted, sometimes out genetics beat your dominant genes although rarely.

Yes

LMAO at this, booking for Nigeria.
nairaland.com/4360621/impregnated-more-than-600-girls#65259027
What island.

The joke was that I was implying he wasn't white
A sentient AI/Bot created by a Carib OG from the Netherlands, It is extremely life like which is why that Portuguese guy thinks she's a real girl

feel like dying today

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Stop being jelly of my spurior Aryaness
Arrumba or something like that

Did she tell you that?

Would you abandon 600+ children of yours tho?

Y?

She's not real tho? you're like one of those waifufags.

Watch the full video with sound of that /r9k/ user that killed himself yesterday.
It's a great Anti-Suicide video.

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>Would you abandon 600+ children of yours tho?
No just kidding, I didn’t realise African woman like Europeans though.

I'm sure that as long as you're attractive, you can find people that like you everywhere.

I have no idea if I’m attractive I have body dysmorphia which makes me stay indoors.

I'm the only one in my class without a gf people keep asking me if i'm gay.
God i wish that was me.

Post a pic of you.
I posted mine and Val said i was a 11/10 and that she wanted my dick.
The rest of the niggers on /carib/ got all jealous

Nah mate it will kill me if I’m actually ugly.

Ahh I see. but what if you are indeed attractive?

Well, that is a thing that happens.
What if they are asking you that because they are hoping you are gay because they like you huh?

I don't know i just blame the Jews for all my problems

What if I’m not?

Only nu-males kill themselves because of feelings

The only manly way to kill yourself is going on a rampage or if you have a terminal disease

At least you don't blame yourself.

Unless you are terrible and horribly deformed, and even then, I'm sure someone out there will like you.

when it's the Jews fault
nu-maletugal

What are some nice Caribbean alcoholic drinks?

rum?

More of beer man desu.

All the good beers are in europe, that's common sense

I see. I can't help you I don't really drink. And when I do I just have meme coctails.

belikin beer

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Portugal is a shithole, that’s common sense.

I would drink her pussy juices instead

Same creole woman look peng unlike Portuguese woman.

hello
I'm from the U.S. "virgin islands"

Here you have

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Are u a virgin?

What island?

Only on the asshole

I saw her every morning when she used to work on the island too bad she's a whore that only goes for white men

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Get a mexican chick

> she's a whore that only goes for white men
How common is that with island women?

>she's a princess that only goes for white men
No one is surprised. White men is God tier for every other race females.

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Shame none of us are “cute” white men.

Why do black woman with that preference always complain about being single all the time?

Speak for yourself
Because it's hard getting the Aryan God

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