Why is Bavaria so magical?

Why is Bavaria so magical?

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conservative, backward shithole that somehow managed to become filthy rich
so you have lots of tradition and conservative politics combined with high living standards, which is pretty unique in the world

Swarthy, non-german genes are the key to success

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because they are superior central european mutts, not nordic snowniggers

But then why are central Europeans so shit?

because they are catholics

BIG BAVARIAN COCK

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South germans and Austrians have been carrying north germans since the beginning of time

That guy looks like he wants to die

You came to the wrong neighbourhood, Pekka.

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Production crew of a gay porno?

South Germanic master race, Prussian autismos are not welcome there

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My ancestors :)

we are South Germans :)
Swabians(baden württemberg) are the Suebi(Northern Portugal/Galiza) long lost cousins

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>so you have lots of tradition and conservative politics combined with high living standards, which is pretty unique in the world
Is it though? I feel like you could say the exact same thing about Austria and Switzerland. Maybe even Japan.

Bavaria is boring place... Tourism and advertising has made it look like some magical place, but believe me, it's fucking boring there.

I understand the Germans' feelings of becoming subservient to Bavaria.
There are such regions in Japan as well.

But Bayern is a German icon as expected.

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>tfw no bavarian qts to impregnate with mutt babies

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