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20 minutes into wedding and chill and he give you this look

too slow nigga

aagghhh...

>too slow nigga
>8 posts ahead
what did he mean by this?

First for normalizing incest to the masses

bumping the rightful hier to /got/

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can someone post the virgin jaime lance vs. the chad nightking spear throw?

dany

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I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.

why would anyone care about who other people fuck?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

good thread

ARYA AND POD GO WEST

LIFE IS PEACEFUL THERE

AAAAAAGH

why do women care that i fuck them without permission? it's like they're some kind of weirdo conservatives

>Jaime lay in his bed, naked, wrists and ankles scratched, sweat dripping down his bare chest. He was blindfolded, gagged, handcuffed, and most importantly - rock hard.

>He felt Cersei’s hands on his chest, his stomach, his pubes, and just as he hoped she would reach lower, he was left with no physical contact. He groaned, and earned himself a laugh from Cersei in response.

>She removed his gag. “You’re pathetic.”

>"Cersei…" he whispered. He couldn’t take it anymore. He had been laying here for over an hour. He was teased, hurt and scratched, and he wanted to come so badly.

>He heard a sharp sound, followed by a rush of pain on his chest, from what he assumed was some sort of cane. He was about to complain when she removed his blindfold, sat on his thighs and touched his cock with one finger.

>"Ahh, Cersei - stop."

>She laughed again. “You don’t really want me to stop, now do you?” He shook his head maniacally. He pushed his hips forward, hoping she would touch him again. Instead, she put a palm of her hand just a few inches above his cock.

>He pushed himself higher, desperatelly trying to rub against it, but failing. Every time he got closer, he grew angrier at realization that he was handcuffed, tortured, and that there was nothing he could do about it.

>He gave up after a few more tries. Just as he let out a sigh, Cersei started stroking him slowly.

>He let out a moan of surprise. “Yes," he whispered. "please, please…”

>"Be a good boy, Jaime." she gave him a soft kiss on the lips. "I just want you to remember this moment - how bad you need your sister to make you cum. You have issues, Jaime. Serious issues."

>He didn’t care. “No… it’s-it’s normal…”

>"It’s not."

>Just a few more strokes and he was already leaking pre-cum. As soon as she noticed, she got up, blindfolded him, and left the room. He kept laying there, struggling to untie himself, but Cersei was smarter than that. He kept making small moans of protest. He just wanted to get off.

REMOVE TARGSHITS

>Cersei turns around with a cutting smirk

Emilia is gorgeo-

C U C K MY KINGDOM INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY AUNT-WIFE'S DOTHRAKI COCK

HUMILIATION

NO INDEPENDENCE

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY LORDS NOW PREFER SANSA

>Cersei offers him independence and to recognise his title
>noh
>instead I will bend to Dany and betray everything my people fought for

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF JONFAGS

POSTING THIS IN EVERY SINGLE THREAD UNTIL THE EPISODE AIRS

>all these empowered womyn rulers
>all these literally cockless beta males
>"Taking the black"

uhhh

>Fifteen minutes later, Cersei came back into his room. Fifth time, he thought. He wondered how many more times she would bring him to the edge before leaving him.

>She sat on the bed next to him. “Are you going to be a good boy?”

>"Yeah." he replied fast, "yes, I promise."

>She smiled and leaned close to his face. He moved forward to kiss her, but she moved back. “Kiss me,” she demanded, but when he tried so again, she moved back. A few moments later, she finally kissed him, a soft kiss on the lips, but it was enough to get him off at this point, if only she would touch him…

>"Are you a good boy?"

>"Yeah… please, Cersei…”

>She wore nothing but a tight, short skirt, so when she suddenly sat on him, he was surprised at all the sudden friction. His cock pressed against her thigh, and he moaned in response. "I’m not going to fuck you, but you can come now."

>He pushed himself up and started rubbing himself against Cersei’s thigh. He knew how pathetic he looked, but he didn’t care. All he wanted was to come already.

>"Come for your sister, Jaime." he rocked his hips against the soft skin of her thigs once more before he felt a rush of pleasure. "Yes," he moeaned, "Cersei, Cersei, Cersei…” he rocked himself into her thighs with every moan, and came with a final shout of her name.

>She wiped it off quickly and removed the handcuffs. “You have issues, Jaime.” she repeated, “serious issues.”

>that talk between theon and jon
i want to believe him, but fool me once, twice, etc. shame on me.

Redpill me on Jogos Nhai and the City of the Bloodless Men

she's cuter than heck

ROOSED

I want her to sit on my face.

>my people chose me to lead them
*holds hands*
>my queen they will learn to love you

Guys just read War and Peace instead of waiting for Memes of Winter. It's like ASOIAF, except set in Russia and not shit.

THE SEASON 8 LEAKS! HAS ANYONE SEEN THEM???

THE SEASON 8 LEAKS! HAS ANYONE SEEN THEM???

THE SEASON 8 LEAKS! HAS ANYONE SEEN THEM???

THE SEASON 8 LEAKS! HAS ANYONE SEEN THEM????

EGGGGG

Is it advisable for a show to have nudity and sexual content when there are underage actors involved?

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I don't.

She totally is, isn't she? I can never have enough of her.

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>made him overly villainous in season 1
>made Ned as good as Jaime at swordfighting
>never mentioned how he charged and nearly killed Robb and his whole personal guard before being captured
>made him kill his cousin to escape prison
>made his loss to Brienne look like he's bad because 'muh stronk wymn'
>made him a shit swordsman with the other hand despite Barristan saying he's 'the most gifted natural swordsman he'd seen' and he would have recovered to some degree
>utterly failed to show Jaime's fighting ability while he was two-handed
>made him rape his sister on top of Joffrey's corpse
>made him ignorant about Cersei's cheating
>made him go to Dorne and be part of the worst storyline in the show so far
>made his sole mission after returning to fuck Cersei instead of reforming
>made him indifferent to Cersei's burning of the sept of Baelor
>literally never showed us what Jaime thinks
>according to the leaks, he still doesn't give up on Cersei and leaves to fight for their child

Reminder to never forgive D&D for the character assassination of Jaime Lannister.
No, this season doesn't make up for it.

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why

sansa the leather queen

There's no more leaks, Your Grace.

>Loyalty has always turned her on

I know what it's like writing something using mental shortcuts, but that shit is generally a rough draft you keep to yourself, not something circulated in the organisation.

>caring about other people business somehow equals caring about my own business
kys

>>made him kill his cousin to escape prison
oh fucking hell don't remind me

>Surely Craster couldn't have been the only one paying tribute.

He has like 30 daughters and when the NW arrives at castleblack, about half of them are pregnant.

This means 15 babies per 9 months, or 20 a years.
10 boys a year, so probably a few hundreds in Craster's lifetime.

There aren't that many WW. Just many wights.

LANCEL, GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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Don't we all?

>Kills his daughter
>Half his army leaves
>Meets the Bolton host in an open field

This is the greatest military commander Westeros has ever seen? No wonder Kelly C is winning.

>tfw implications of a love triangle with Jon/Dany/Tyrion

thanks. she's so sweet!

has everyone in westeros just forgotten that dany literally burned all the fucking food?

cast them

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MADNUSS

>Loyalty has always turned her on
so why hasn't she been fucking jorah s1-s3? and now again?

Reminder that if the leaks are true
>Dany dies in childbirth
>Jon, Jamie and friends get exploded by a jihadi Drogon
>Gendry killed Viserion
>Night King gets killed randomly in the Vale
>Lyanna Targaryen gets the Iron Throne
>Sansa gets the North and Vale while being married to Gendry Baratheon™ who rules the Stormlands
>Sam gets the Reach
>Tyrion gets Casterly rock and starts fucking Missandei
>Bronn gets Dorne
>Varys gets stabbed by a random sellsword
>Bran becomes the new Lich King because there must always be a Lich King
>Arya fucks off to Essos and Edmures sons find her sword in a forest near Riverrun
>Cleganebowl happens in a snowy Kings Landing where Nymeria and the Hound kill the Mountain while Arya kills Cersei while qearing Qyburns face
>also all of the rad lads die

honestly women CARE that i rape them? i don't get it

it's fanfiction

>she will never peg you

No, we don't.
Half the girls at my college are hotter than Emilia and i live in a shithole

she's as average as they come

Doesn't make sense for them to have leaked so early but it's so fucking retarded that it has to be DnD. Could be early storyboards?

So is the show as of Season 5.

because she's ugly and dumb and probably smells like muslim bull cock

WHO NAMED YOU, SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER?

I honestly wouldnt be surprised if it ends up true thanks to this season

Why did Cersei poison her? I would have kept her as a sex slave.

I could believe Arya going off to Essos and Varys getting stabbed by some random sellsword. The rest is bunk

>Cuck Snow is supposed to be the attractive one

Renembering a time when "Bobby posting", are just "SOmeone post a thread before I piss myself"

>What was once a house devoted to honor is now a house plagued by an autist, an anime and a stronk female
Where were you when House Stark became a joke?

the queen who cared!

should have let the mountain rape her

>house devoted to honor
The Arryns?

t-there is still the next generation

r-right?

GoT has been fanfic for years user

>Jon Snow, the King who sold the North

kek

PLEBBIT GET OUT REEEE

It all fell apart when Ned married a Tully shit.

>i would have kept her as sex slave
>cerci didn't
>cerci breeder scum confirmed
>tfw you will never eat out cerci in the ruins of the high sept
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

Because every man wants to devote themselves to her, so you need to step up your game.

Should DnD throw /areLes/ a bone? I could see him as commander of Eastwatch or the Shadow Tower

Bloodless Men = Corpse which were resurected through Necromancy

Dickon didnt deserve to die like that... rip :(

>Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa.
>Strange is the night where black stars rise, And strange moons circle through the skies, But stranger still is Lost Carcosa.
>Songs that the Hyades shall sing, Where flap the tatters of the King, Must die unheard in Dim Carcosa.
>Song of my soul, my voice is dead, Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed Shall dry and die in Lost Carcosa.

>>Cuck Snow is supposed to be the attractive one
This. Why? He's ugly/average at best. On top of that, a 5'6 manlet.

LE KEKISTAN, GODS WHAT A STUPID MEME

The slightly fatter duo someone requested in the other thread

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I'd say it all went downhill when Ned decided to go and run Bobby's kingdom. He just wasn't made to be a scheming cunt like the rest of them.

The cuck in the North!


The cuck in the North!


The cuck in the North!


The cuck in the North!


The cuck in the North!


The cuck in the North!

i just want littlefinger to die

is he? i mean in show, jaime is supposed to really attractive and outside, girls seem to love them both equally.

CAN'T SULLY THE TULLY

Jorah or Jon?