/got/ Game of Thrones General

>insert passionate lovemaking scene
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>when yo rape game so on point she mourns your death, names a dragon after you and dreams of you nightly

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Getting tired of the Jonerys wave.
Argghh posters, unitAAAAAAARRRGHHHH

dany

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little BOAR? I’ll have you know I was strong back then, and I’ve been involved with bessy (thank god for her), and I have over 300 stretchers. I am trained in hammer warfare and I carved his breastplate in. You are nothing to me but just another WHORE. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over via raven? careful Ned, careful now. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across the narrow sea and your wine is being posioned right now so you better prepare for the storm, WHORE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, WHORE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stretch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my boar hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven kingdoms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little whore. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Jonerys” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn boar. I will piss all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, whore.

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>mother dies at early age
>father is an eternal asshole
>disfunctional family
>father disappointed in you forever
>become hated by everyone for the most heroic act robert's rebellion
>forced to be kingsguard to a madman and a drunk
>go to war and get captured
>spend an eternity in a small cell, malnourished and dehydrated
>become a cripple and become unable to do your favorite activity in the world
>watch his first child die of poisoning right in front of him
>watch his family try to kill his brother
>free his brother only to watch him kill his father
>watch the love of his life slowly go mad
>save his daughter from certain death only to watch her die in his arms at the worst moment possible
>last child commits suicide by jumping off a building
>relive his mad king nightmares when fighting the Dothraki
>almost burned to death by a dragon
>expect another child only for it to inevitably die
>forced to rebel against his sister because she's insane
>will be forced to kill the love of his life eventually

jaime had a rough life desu ;_;

honestly can you guys really say the show got bad
each season was so different

season 1: ned stark's rise and fall
season 2: war of the 5 kings, rise of denarys, rise of jon snow
season 3: red wedding, arya and hound, rise of the tyrells
season 4: purple wedding, battle at castle black, rise of the boltons
season 5: sons of the harpy, hardhome, fall of stannis, ressurection of jon snow, rise of the sparrows, rise of sand snakes
season 6: battle of the bastards, three eyed raven, brotherhood without banners, old town, the sept baelor plot, fall of the freys, euron's rise
season 7: field of fire, destruction of the iron fleet, death of viserion, re-uniting of house stark

the early eps were just as cheesey as the newer ones when it comes to magic themes

Today I will remind them.
>On tomorrow’s Game of Thrones season finale, Emilia Clarke shows her breasts very briefly from the side during some not so epic boatsex

Are there any red-heads on GoT?

>Shoulda just fucked off to Braavos and became a sellsword desu

I like Margaery's tits and I am proud of it.

Ygritte and Tormund

dany

imagine all the butthurt tomorrow

Why are the Lannisters so kino, lads?
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>>forced to be kingsguard to a madman and a drunk
Technically speaking nobody forced him into the KG and he had the option of leaving (Tywin wanted him out).

Also Jaime didn't give a fuck about Joffrey or, likely, Tommen so that's fine. The rest is true though.

You're wrong to

all the seasons had bad parts but the earlier seasons had better material so it wasnt a noticeable

the littlefinger's brothel scene and the viserys/dohera (or whatever her name was) sexposition scenes stand out to me in particular.

First for RABBITFU

>>>forced to be kingsguard to a madman and a drunk
He joined the Kingsguard for Cersei.

THANK GOD FOR DANY AND HER TITS!

How could people even think that this would be more than just a couple seconds of kissing and rubbing against each other while taking their clothes off? Were people expecting Jon to lay down the pipe onscreen and thrusting into her for several minutes straight while Dean Martin plays in the backround?

She's got a nice arse. I was watching something and she got her arse out, I was suprised honestly, it was pretty good

she should have got nude in GoT

I wish you luck in the wars to come tomorrow

That picture's fucking gay.
That song's fucking gay.
You're fucking gay.
I hope you kill yourself soon, OP, you massive fucking faggot.

I'll be happy if this place is anal rekt when Arya teleports behind him but personally I'll just laugh because I haven't cared about him in forever.

Her body was perfection back then

THICC

S1 Dany was the pinnacle of beauty in this show.

he was always attracted to the idea of being a knight though

he had no way of knowing the kings he served weren't worthy of his service, because you'd expect the king of the world to be a positive figure

Dany is looking fine

>the littlefinger's brothel scene and the viserys/dohera (or whatever her name was) sexposition scenes stand out to me in particular.
Those were shit but Tyrion drinking with Bronn and Shae was really badly done too.

season 1: characters established
season 2: development
season 3: shattering of tropes
season 4: revenge
season 5: showy setpieces rise, less focus on story
season 6: more setpieces, even less story
season 7: MUH FLASHY EXPLOSIONS

shut up robert, you gigantic cuckold

He wanted to achieve something on his own merits rather than just inherit everything like the other noble shitheads

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He was a squire for Barristan, he could have just asked him. The truth is he joined the KG in a bid to be closer to Cersei.

SHANSHA
PLAE WIFTH MYE ARSHHE

>littlefinger death
>jaime leaves cersei, joins dany
>jon secret targ reveal, jonerys consummation
>no stannis cameo

/got/ is going to be a shitshow tomorrow

My brother is a half-wit, but he isn't wrong.

Cease with your pathetic mantras, OP, and stop this faggotry before it is too late.

you missed the part where he threw a little boy out of a window
desu it doesn't really fit his character

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Literally the last decent character in the show. Let us enjoy him before the inevitable DnD fuckery catches up with him.

I'll be here for the memes.

We'll need a new one of this after tomorrow's episode

boy that's gonna be fun. can't wait until next season when they open up episode 1 and further take a piss on stannis.

jewish cuckold
jewish cuckold
in the streets
jewish cuckold

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No the mad king dishonored his hand of the king tywin by making his son a kingsguard robbing of the heir to his house.

>tfw no asha to go down on you
more wine pls

How come he's so perfect lads?

impotent cuck rage

not just /got/ literally 99% of the fandom
>promoting incest
>cliche! disney!
>muh books
>CIA
>muh northerner pride!
i almost feel bad for d&d

When did you realize that House Lannister is the best house?

10/10 would kneel before

>throwing a literal who out of a window without consequences
vs
>getting himself, his sister and her whole family killed
jaime did nothing wrong
(except having sex in that tower of course)

Why isn't Cersei getting fat in the show?

And Sheashon 8... I shuppose... that'sh off she table ash well?

People are gonna be literally take a piss (and shits) on Dany's corpse next season. A fair tradeoff, I would say.

Who rules the reach now?
Who rules the stormlands now?
Who rules the riverlands now
Who rules the dorne now?

serious questions.

Fatleesi get all the food.

>Who rules the reach now?
>Who rules the stormlands now?
>Who rules the riverlands now
>Who rules the dorne now?
THERE'S NO TIME

>Who rules the reach now?
the Lannisters
>Who rules the stormlands now?
the Lannisters
>Who rules the riverlands now
the Baelishes
>Who rules the dorne now?
the Greyjoys

>he fell for the reddit fanfic

A DEAD BEAR DABID

Every thread until you like it.
Ronnel Arryn: When the queen regent returned to the Eyrie she found her son sitting on Visenya's lap asking if he could ride the dragon with Visenya. Visenya afterward bent both knees.

I love how retarded Dany acts with her Dragons. Just because there big doesn't mean they can't die which one did. In the immortal words of Arnold

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

what's with the darkstar stuff
i don't read the books but the wiki page for him is bare bones

Dany
Lannisters I guess
Lannisters
Oberyn's 5 other daughters

He'll be back, lads.

>stannisfags so mad they desperately cling to the hopes of internet fanfiction
Lmao the absolute state of you

What's the point of Ulthos, Sothoryos and all the other undiscovered places in Essos?

Serious question.

DANY, DANY, DANY!

FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT!

Redpill me on Jogos Ngai and the Fist of the First Men

Of coursh.

Darkstarfag was a frequent shitposter during season 6.

All the frequent shitposters during that season went into the Hall of Autists.

I too am proudly represented, several times

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Well I wouldn't mind that tbqh.

Jogos Nai is a stupid name and the first men where stupid whores with fat arses

This show was better when the dragons were tiny and cute and Dany was having wacky adventures with the Dothraki in Essos

Also when Irri was still alive

who killed Irri?

CUTE DANY
CUTE DROGON

>Were people expecting Jon to lay down the pipe onscreen and thrusting into her for several minutes straight while Dean Martin plays in the backround?

I would pay good money to see that.

they haven't even started working on the script m8

they're gonna wing it like they did 7

>tfw no Targ MILF gf

quarth was pure fucking garbage tho

People were happy just seeing them fucking hold hands. I don't know why people that don't even want them together, suddenly expected some Pornhub video where she's squirting all over the screen or something.

Dany`s Sex Ed teacher

That CGI dragon will not age well.

Well, good to see Robert posting finally died down.

There's a deleted scene where Doreah kills her

Irri is still alive in the books, I think.

So..... what was the point of Quaithe as a character?

Qarth.*

>throwing the nightking out of a window

literally who cares

It doesn't matter if the leaks are fake. Characters live only to move the plot forward now. Dany has delivered the dragons to Jon and she will die next season.

>Darkstarfag was a frequent shitposter during season 6.

You fucking newfag. Darkstarfagging has been a tradition since season 1. As a Many-Faced Autist I sometimes to choose to partake in it.

Tomorrow will be a glorious day.