/got/ Game of Thrones General

>insert passionate lovemaking scene
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>when yo rape game so on point she mourns your death, names a dragon after you and dreams of you nightly

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Getting tired of the Jonerys wave.
Argghh posters, unitAAAAAAARRRGHHHH

dany

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little BOAR? I’ll have you know I was strong back then, and I’ve been involved with bessy (thank god for her), and I have over 300 stretchers. I am trained in hammer warfare and I carved his breastplate in. You are nothing to me but just another WHORE. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over via raven? careful Ned, careful now. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across the narrow sea and your wine is being posioned right now so you better prepare for the storm, WHORE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, WHORE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stretch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my boar hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven kingdoms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little whore. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Jonerys” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn boar. I will piss all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, whore.

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>mother dies at early age
>father is an eternal asshole
>disfunctional family
>father disappointed in you forever
>become hated by everyone for the most heroic act robert's rebellion
>forced to be kingsguard to a madman and a drunk
>go to war and get captured
>spend an eternity in a small cell, malnourished and dehydrated
>become a cripple and become unable to do your favorite activity in the world
>watch his first child die of poisoning right in front of him
>watch his family try to kill his brother
>free his brother only to watch him kill his father
>watch the love of his life slowly go mad
>save his daughter from certain death only to watch her die in his arms at the worst moment possible
>last child commits suicide by jumping off a building
>relive his mad king nightmares when fighting the Dothraki
>almost burned to death by a dragon
>expect another child only for it to inevitably die
>forced to rebel against his sister because she's insane
>will be forced to kill the love of his life eventually

jaime had a rough life desu ;_;

honestly can you guys really say the show got bad
each season was so different

season 1: ned stark's rise and fall
season 2: war of the 5 kings, rise of denarys, rise of jon snow
season 3: red wedding, arya and hound, rise of the tyrells
season 4: purple wedding, battle at castle black, rise of the boltons
season 5: sons of the harpy, hardhome, fall of stannis, ressurection of jon snow, rise of the sparrows, rise of sand snakes
season 6: battle of the bastards, three eyed raven, brotherhood without banners, old town, the sept baelor plot, fall of the freys, euron's rise
season 7: field of fire, destruction of the iron fleet, death of viserion, re-uniting of house stark

the early eps were just as cheesey as the newer ones when it comes to magic themes